Zane's P.O.V.
___________________________
"BEEP, BEEP, BEE-" I slam my annoying alarm ,turning it off.  I groan while getting up. I take my phone of my desk and drag myself to the bathroom. I close the door behind me and turn my phone on and continue playing a podcast I was listening to yesterday, "welcome to nightvail" and I take a shower, and in 15 short minutes, I have been able to finish the podcast, question existence, and wonder if big time rush was gay. Not the people ,the band itself, maybe the instruments were gay. I wonder if I should take a few more minutes in here, the hot water feels sooooo good! Just until I'm satisfied though, I shouldn't take too long, I can't be too helpless.(A/N: hehehehehehehe)

So I did,then I get out and put on my uniform and mask. I start to walk to the door to exit the bathroom but before I can ,I start to here something. "Aaaaahhhh" and all of a sudden a wave of panic comes over me ,I hop in the newly dried tub just a second before I here a crash.

"BABY BROTHER!" garroth shouted while breaking down the door. "Garroth what in the LITERAL hell, are you DOING!" I shouted. "Sorry baby brother, you were taking too long" he said and soon enough ,he shoved me outta the bathroom and put up a shower curtain for the time being as a replacement door. I start walking to the kitchen and see Vylad blushing while texting someone while not paying attention , perfect. I snuck up behind him to read what he was texting before I scared him, this is what I saw-
----------------------------------
Me/TurtleCake🐢🍰
Them/ Bluenette💙
__________________
Me: hey 😛
__________________
Bluenette:heeyy~cutie❤️__________________
Me: don't do that😳
__________________
Bluenette: what do you mean ,QT~😘
__________________
Me: you know what I mean 😣, and no kissies either!!! __________________
Bluenette: AWWW,why though.😣☹️
__________________
Me: cause I said SOOO~😝
__________________
Bluenette: please~😞
__________________

Me: AWWW ,fine 🙂
__________________
Bluenette: YAY😘😍😘😍💜💚❤️💙 wuv you
__________________
Me: Wuv you too😘😍
💜💚❤️💙
__________________
Bluenette: gotta go, schools a bee-ach😕
__________________
Me: awwww, okay bye darling~💜💚❤️💙 cya at school luv 😘
__________________
Bluenette: cya at school!
Bye love ya gay turtle

_____________________

Me: well, I'm not john Laurens you know.

_____________________

Bluenette: if you were, I guess i'd be your Alex !Lol, bye.

==================
(A/N: end of texts)

"oooooo~ ,who's bluenette, vylad'" I asked my flustered baby brother. Oh, uh,he ,um, you see, uhhhhhhhh....." he barely stuttered out. "ooh, so they're a he, is he your boyfriend~" I responded to his rambling. "well, i won't say much for now, but pleeeeaaaassseee don't tell garroth. You know how over protective he gets, right?" He asked. I completely understood what he meant. I once had a "girlfriend" in middle school, and in the end garroth scared her away. We ended up breaking up, probably for the best though, cause she found out she's gay, she hasn't told anyone but me so far. We stayed friends though, her name is Rogue, she is a witch, or more specifically a rose witch, but right now she is starting her learning/studying/traveling trip abroad in France, soon to be Italy, Germany, Ireland, Australia, Japan, England, and finally Canada. We still video chat when we have time, but it's hard to keep in contact. 

"-Kay Zane" Vylad said. "Sorry what did you say, I zoned out" I replied. "I said, are you okay Zane"He repeated. "Oh, yeah I'm okay I was just telling the readers about the OC the author implanted in the story to have a 4th wall breaking character later in the series like Sans from undertale is, so she doesn't have to make me do it just because I'm the main character in this fanfic" I said. "Oh you mean rogue, the cool badass character that ends up -" "shhhhhh" I cut him off."we already have to buy a lot of duck-tape for the readers to fix the wall, plus don't spoil the story already in the prologue" I continue. 

"But because we're in the prologue, we won't remember about the fourth wall in the first chapter, won't it just automatically fix when the readers continue on" Vylad said. "Oh yeah, I guess it will" I replied. I looked at my phone to check the time.  "Oh my God, we need to go" I said while slightly panicking. "Okay, but before we go, remember in here we say Irene, not god. That would be breaking the fourth wall" Vylad said while passing me a piece of toast. " okay, oh wait it's the first day of school and I have toast in my mouth, wanna anime school girl style this to school Vylad?" I asked. "HELL YEAH, SENPAI , NOTICE ME , I LOVE YOU" he screamed while putting toast in his mouth and running out the front door with me. 

We both started walking (running like maniacs)toward the bus top while talking(screaming off the top of our lungs) about ...manly things(MLP, Anime,why pregnant Barbies exist, what Victoria's Secret clothes they would wear, how gay is it to only find gay trees kissable) "if there was a gay tree, would you, or would you not make out with it" I asked Vylad. "Hell yeah I would" he responded. " baby brothers, what the hell are you talking about?" Garroth said finally making it to the bus stop. "Gay trees" I responded. "I know that, I could hear you screeching that pine trees are the "hottest tree" from down the block, what I meant is why" he said."garroth, do you think cake has ADHD?" I asked."nah bro, I think they have anxiety" Vylad responded. "Well I didn't ask you, I asked garroth" I said. "I'm done with this conversation and I just got here, luckily here is our bus, so come on" garroth said. "Aww, okay..." 

Vylad and I said almost in perfect sync. The bus pulled up to us and the few kids around us and we all get in and sit down. I sit down next down next to Vylad well I guess it's time for the first day of school, with my younger brother(who skipped a year cause he be a smart lil bean, I'm so proud of him) who luckily is in all of my classes, which is TOTALLY not just because of plot convenience.(A/N: *suspicious whistling) well in any case, I'm ready for death- I mean learning...totally meant learning. But suddenly I'm cut off of my train of thought when a paper ball is thrown at me, I completely undo the crumpled piece of paper, it says-

__________________
__________________
__________________
( What's this? Paper being thrown at our poor zuzu?! Is he being bullied?! NOT MY POOR BABY ZUZU, WHAT DOES THE LETTER SAY, IS IT BAD, IF SO HOW BAD?! AM I JUST STALLING TO DO MY HOME WORK BY ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS?!YES!!! AM I JUST TRYING TO PASS TIME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ITS 2:00 a.m. and I wanna sleep but I can't, but I can't even though I try to sleep?..... YES!! DID I JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL INTO POWDER?! YES! AM I GOING TO FIX THE WALL SO YOU DONT HAVE TO?! YES! ARE ALL OF YOU GOING HOME WITH A 3 YEAR SUPPLY OF FOURTH WALL FIXING SUPPLIES?! YES, YOU GET 4thWall Supplies, YOU GET 4thWall Supplies, EVERYONE HERE DOES!!!
Word count:1234(not kidding, actual WordCount) hey i'm just gonna write 32 words to make it 1234,Ummm words for no apparent reasion <- thats spelled wrong, but its a word, I'm Gay, deez nutz, john cena, 21, *dabs*