Aries: So... Where is the disco, pole... DJ?

Gemini: Can you like shut up and be satisfied with what you have rn?

Cancer: But you told my party sucked... Yours don't even have anything!

Gemini: This is a dumb sleep over not party!!!! You wear PJs, watch movies and eat some weird snacks.

Aries: Bruh! Boring! Why am I here?

Pisces: She is rude.

Scorpio: Shut up guys! Look what me and Sagittarius got!

Sagittarius: Beer~~~~

Libra: WOAH! I LOVE YOU!

Sagittarius: NO! I'm straight as tree!!!

Virgo: (munching pop corn) What if you are a creeper?

Capricorn: (picking up TV remote) They are all the way curvy.

Sagittarius: Shut up!

Libra: Whatever humans! True love is BEER!

Cancer: I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

Gemini: Guys are you crazy? My parents will kick us out if they know this!

Aquarius: Booo!! She is uncool!

Leo: MAN! MY SMEXY BRAIN GOT THIS! (throws the juice and fills its cans with beer)

Aquarius: Bro that was smart!!

Aries and Aquarius: Now we are talking! (huge grin)

Pisces: This is wrong... You shouldn't do this.

Cancer: Chill Pisces. Beer is more important.

Pisces: Where is Taurus??? Wasn't she excited for this night out?

Taurus: (sneaked in to scare everyone but drank the "juice" - beer and fainted)

Libra: I knew her alcohol tolerance sucks.

Gemini: (kicks taurus under the bed) If she is dead... You guys are disposing the body.

Virgo: That's why you should have studied... She just passed out. You're illiterate. Dead bodies don't sleep talk!

Capricorn: Whatever. Who's up for a horror movie?