Aries: (For getting angry at the gatekeeper of heaven)

"THAT B**** WAS NOT LETTING ME IN."💀

Taurus: (Getting free food from paranoid cafe owners)

"NOW EATING IS A SIN?!? WHAT THE HELL??" 💀

Gemini: (Being mean to the angel of heaven)

"Bro! Being honest is not mean. He looked ugly in that white dress. No offence."🤷‍♀️

Cancer: (For crying and making God's ears bleed.)

"😭"

Devil: "Cancer, I like you! have a cupcake! 🧁"

Leo : (hijacked an international flight as a dare)

"It was a DARE! THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THIS DARE SHOULD BE IN HELL!"😤

Virgo: (traumatized the teacher because they were unable to teach well)

"What about the fact that SHE WAS TEACHING WRONG!??" 🤨

Libra: (ended up flirting with the gatekeep to allow them to heaven)

"And they inconsiderately threw me here? MANNERLESS SHITS" 🙄

Scorpio : (hell is their home)

"Home sweet home"

Sagittarius: (is here with their friend)

"Scorpio, your home is a little dark...." 😨

Scorpio: "And...." 🙄

Sagittarius: "BEAUTIFUL!" 🥶

Scorpio: "Aww. thanks sweetheart!" 🥰

Capricorn: (killed their annoying boss)

"No regrets, honestly. They deserved it. I deserved promotion." 😒

Aquarius: (travelled back in time to kill the creator of exams)

"WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT B**** DESERVED!? I'm a hero actually!" 🤬

Pisces: (looting a jewelery shop)

"B-But it was SHINY! I WANTED IT!" 🥺