A/N: I had meant to post this before Christmas but I forgot...  Technically now I have, just a couple months too early. :P

P.M: Private Message

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Thor.

Clint: Is it safe to come out?

Thor: Not yet. He still searches for you.

Clint: Can't you distract him?! I have to hide in my own house!

Thor: Why are you hiding from Vision? He just wants you to try his eggnog.

Clint: Have you tried it yet?

Thor: No...

Clint: Good. You have been spared.

Thor: It can't be that bad?

Clint: Trust me... It is.

Vision has joined the chat.

Clint has cleared the chat.

Clint: Hello. What brings you here to this humble chat?

Vision: I would like it if you tried my homemade eggnog.

Clint: That, right... I already tried it this morning. So I don't need to again.

Vision: So it was you who spilled some of it?

Thor: More like spat it out...

P.M: Clint to Thor:

Clint: Tasha scared me... You know how scary she can be?

Thor: I think you should try some more eggnog, Clint. Now you can truly savor it without interruptions.

P.M: Thor To Clint:

P.M: Clint To Thor: I'm putting legos in your room. Not even an Asgardian can bare the pain of legos.

Clint: Sure! Why not? Thor should have some too.

Vision: Of course, there is enough for everyone.

Thor: Maybe later, thank you.

Clint: He LOVEEEEEEES eggnog, don't you, Thor?

P.M: Thor to Clint:

Vision: Yes. it was him who inspired me to make my own eggnog.

Clint: Now isn't that sweet? C'mon Thor, you must try it!

Thor: Really, I am not parched. I just had some eggnog that Stark purchased.

Vision: Oh... Okay.

Clint: Pleaaaase, Thor! Look how sad Vision is now.

P.M: Clint to Thor: If I go down, I'm taking you with me!

Thor: Very well, I shall try some.

Vision: Eggcellent! Haha! I shall bring it to you now. Where are you, Barton?

Thor: He's hiding in his room.

Vision: What are you hiding from, Clint?

Clint: My responsibilities.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Hey, Vis. I heard you made eggnog. Can I try some?

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: NO YOU CAN'T

Y/N: Why not?

Thor: Save her, it's too late for Clint and I.

Wanda: Because...

Vision: ?

Clint: I don't feel so well...

Y/N: OH

Y/N: You know what, Vis, I suddenly don't feel for eggnog right now... Later though!

Vision: As you wish.

Y/N: Wanda, do you want to help me choose the movie for tonight? I'm in the lounge.

Wanda: Sure, I'll come help.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Actually, Steve beat you to it.

Y/N: ... Did he now?

Tony: Uh, yes? He's been talking about the movie the whole day. How did you forget?

Y/N: Must have slipped my mind...

Clint has been disconnected.

Thor: HE HAS FALLEN! NOOOOO, BARTON!

Thor has left the chat.

Tony: What was that about?

Vision: Stark, would you like some eggnog?

Tony: Sure.

Y/N: Should we stop him?

Wanda: ... The real question is, do we want to?

Tony: MY GODS, THIS IS AMAZING

Wanda: He's joking, right?!

Vision: Thank you, Stark.

Tony: Best eggnog I've ever had.

Y/N: To each their own, I guess.

Y/N: Wanda, want to go check on Clint with me? He's in the kitchen...

Tony: Why would he be in the kitchen?

Vision: Maybe he wanted more of my delicious eggnog.

Wanda: Uhhhh...

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: Does Clint need help? He's passed out outside.

Y/N: What have I ever done to you, Barnes?!

Bucky: What?

Vision: Eggnog?

Y/N: Drink it, Barnes.

Bucky: Okay...?

Bucky has been disconnected.

Tony: More eggnog for me! WOOOOOO!

Y/N: Wanda

Wanda: Yes, Y/N?

Y/N: Do you want to go watch the sunset from the porch?

Wanda: I would say yes but I have a feeling someone is going to make it so that we can't.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Y/N can you help me babysit Clint's kids, please?! They're just like him!

Y/N: are you kidding me right now

Tony: Why not ask me?! I'm good with kids... Kind of.

Y/N: Where are you?

Steve: In the barn.

Y/N: There's mistletoe there too... right?

Steve: It serves no purpose here but yes, why?

Y/N: Oh... no reason. It's okay Steve, Wanda and I will take it from here. We got this.

Wanda: We do?

Y/N: Yes. Steve you should go check on Bucky.

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Hey, I'm okay with babysitting the little ones.

Steve: Thanks Nat! It's okay Y/N, they listen to Nat more.

Y/N: DOES EVERYONE JUST SPY ON THE CHAT AND WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO JOIN

Y/N has been disconnected.

Vision: I wonder what happened to her.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Why did Y/N throw her phone? It broke a window. Clint is probably never going to invite us back here.

Wanda: I will go see what's wrong.

Wanda has left the chat.

Vision: Care for some eggnog?

Natasha: Depends, what did you put in it and how poisonous is it?

Steve: Nat.

Natasha: What? We all know Vision is not the best cook here.

Peter: He is the worst.

Steve: Peter!

Vision: ... Please, how else will I improve if nobody tries my cooking and tells me how to improve? I am in love with the culinary arts, do not keep me from it!

Natasha: Whoooaaa, okay! I'll try the eggnog.

Peter: Me too.

Steve: No, it has alcohol in it.

Vision: I've made a non-alcoholic one for you.

Peter: Sweet, thanks Vision.

Tony: NO THIS EGGNOG IS MINE

Natasha: Tony, what the actual hell?

Steve: What were you doing this whole time?

Vision: It seems Stark has stolen the eggnog.

Steve: Ah... Well... That's too bad...

Natasha: A real shame.

Tony: I'M NOT SHARING ANY OF IT!

Tony has left the chat.

Vision: I will make more at once!

Steve: No it's okay! You don't have to.

Vision: Fear not, Rogers! You will taste my eggnog!

Vision has left the chat.

Peter: Am I the only one who thinks that sounds... you know?

Peter: No? Just me?

Peter: I wish Wade was here yet, he'd get it.

Peter has left the chat.

Steve: But I don't want to taste his eggnog...

Steve has left the chat.

Natasha has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda has invited Pietro.

Wanda: Can you help me get Y/N under some of the mistletoe? I was hoping she and I would have kissed by now but the team kept interrupting us.

Pietro: Say no more.

Pietro: I've made everything look romantic and I've sped everyone away.

Pietro: She's all yours, sister. Nobody will be disturbing the two of you.

Wanda:Thank you, brother! Now I'm rethinking your Christmas gift...

Pietro: Why, what did you get me?

Wanda: Don't worry about...

Wanda has left the chat.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Hello, missed me?

Wade: I finally arrive at the Barton Farm and none of you are here!

Wade: ... It would be a shame if someone interrupted Y/N and Wanda's romantic moment.

Wade has left the chat.