Peter Parker and the Reader are siblings in this chat. Parker!Reader.

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has added Peter.

You: Peter! Go home before I tell aunt May you snuck out!

Peter: Awww c'mon, sis, you saw the news, you know I can't let the last guy get away!

You: No, I'll take it from here. You go home.

Peter: Just one more bad guy and it'll be like I never left my room!

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Your sister is right, kid. Listen to her.

You: HAAAAA STARK AGREES WITH ME

Peter: Mr. Stark, why?!

You: TONY STARK FAVORS THE OLDER PARKER SPREAD THE WORD

Peter: That's not true!

You: tHaTs nOt tRuE

Tony: Peter, your sister is right and you need to go home asap. Y/N, stop acting like a child, you are an adult.

You: right about favoring me over you.  go home, it's your walk of shame.

Peter: Her age may say she's an adult but she doesn't act like one. She and Wade being together makes even more sense.

You: what

You: did he say something

You: what did he say

You: TELL ME YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SECRETS.

Peter: Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't.

You: how does it feel to know that your sister became an avenger before you

Peter: I'm telling aunt May you're Y/S/H/N

You: RESPECT ME FOR I AM YOUR ELDER

Tony: How's aunt May doing? Is she free next Friday?

Peter: EW

You: NO

You: You stay away from our aunt!

Tony: Then behave, both of you!

You: Stark, I still don't approve over the fact that you involved Peter into the whole accord drama without my permission.

Tony: Was I interfering in family business right now? Oh no, excuse me, how rude of me.

Tony has left the chat.

Peter: I'm home now, are you happy?

You: Yes, very! See you tomorrow! No superheroing until the sun is out or it's a life or death situation! And NO hanging out with Wade tonight! Algebra is your only friend now.

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Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: PEETIE COME TO THE ROOF I BROUGHT TACOS

Wade: I MUST WARN YOU THE FALL DOWN IS VERY PAINFUL THANK GOD I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER DAMN THAT OLD LADY AND HER RUG DUSTING WHO DOES THAT AT 10PM DOES SHE NOT KNOW THERE COULD BE A MERC CLIMBING ON THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING

Wade: HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX MY PHONE IT FELL WITH ME SO SUPPORTIVE

Peter: Not tonight, Wade. If my sister finds out, she'll kill me!

Wade: BRING HER WITH PLEASE I MISS HER

Peter: I don't think she likes you, Wade. It's best you move on.

Wade: ARE YOU SHITTING ME I CAN READ THE CHAT AND SHE CLEARLY LIKES ME YOU JUST DON'T WANT US TOGETHER YOU LIAR. THE FIRST TIME SHE SHOWS SHE LIKES ME AND SUDDENLY YOU DISAPPROVE.

Peter: YEAH, WADE, MAYBE I DON'T WANT YOU DATING MY SISTER.

Wade: YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T COME TO THE ROOF I'M THROWING YOUR TACO OFF THE BUILDING TO SYMBOLIZE HOW YOU HURT MY FEELINGS

Wade: IT WAS A GOOD TACO AND YOU MADE ME WASTE IT YOU MONSTER

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The next day.

Peter has created a chatroom.

Peter has added Y/N.

Peter: I need your help.

You: What happened? Are you okay?! Give me names.

You: Where are you?

You: I need names.

You: Are you safe?

You: I'll be right there.

You: Names, please.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE, Y/N

You: Yeah, so? My brother needs my help. It's obvious which is more important, Steve!

Steve: Peter needs help?

Steve: I'm coming with you!

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Something happened to the kid?! Is he okay? What are we waiting for?

Peter: Awww I love that you all care so much about me. I'm not even going to ask why my sister wants names. I'll just let that slide.

Natasha: For assassinations, obviously. Give us names.

Peter: I'm fine, please don't kill anyone! It's about Wade.

You: Is this about why he's been so glum?

Peter: How'd you know?

You: He's back at the base, in my room, using my blanket as a tissue and watching really sappy movies about friendship.

Steve: I tried to console him... Poor crying dried up grape man. I feel so bad, you know? I even offered him Tony's money and that didn't work. Why is he so sad? Who did what to him?

You: I think he made Pietro his movie watching partner... I heard pleas for help before I left but eh.

Steve: Haha, sucker.

Natasha: That shift though....

You: Damn, Steve.

Peter: He's liked you for a LONG time, and I mean a VERY LONG TIME. When I first met him, he used to mention this girl, and I didn't know it was you. Now I know this girl is you and "this girl" is now "your sister". MY SISTER. AND IT IS SO WRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE MY SISTER AND WADE WANTS TO DATE YOU AND, AND, AND LIKE, KISS YOU. YOU'RE MY SISTER!!!!

You: ;))Saywhatnow;)))) hehe

You: So he does like me;))??

You: I was never sure because you never told me anything about who he liked!

Peter: That's because you're my sister! And you and my friend dating would be weird.

You: You're friends with Wade, you should be immune to weird by now.

You: And hey, Wade's my friend too, not just yours!

Natasha: Wade and Y/N go together like peanut butter and jelly. Like, Steve and his shield. Like a bullet and a gun. Like a well planned assassination and a swift disappearance.

Steve: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SHOULD BE EXPLAINING IT TO HIM NAT

Natasha: My point is, they're made for each other. It was bound to happen whether you approve or not, spiderling.

Peter: I do approve. I just needed time to come to terms with it. What if Wade stops being my friend because he's spending all that time with Y/N? Or what if Y/N stops being my sister because she's too busy falling into dumpsters with Wade?

You: THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

You: Not the dumpster part though bc that might just happen

You: BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR SISTER

You: We do share the same parents but you get my point

You: AND WADE WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND

You: Unless we break up and I win custody over you but let's not get into that.

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Peter has cleared the chat.

Peter: Hey, Wade. I'm really sorry. You have my approval... Not like you really need it but, I would be happy if... you know.

Wade: OH HI TRAITOR NO YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DATE YOUR SISTER SO FINE

You: biiiinchhWTf exCUSE ME DON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY. FIGHT FOR MY LOVE

Wade: BUT IM HOPING YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND BECAUSE I'M JUST GONNA WAIT A FEW DAYS OUT OF RESPECT UNTIL I ASK HER OUT ANYWAY

You: phewwww ;;))))))

Peter: WADE DROP YOUR PHONE AGAIN

Wade: OKAY

Wade: Oh. You do approve? And yes, finally, no more caps!

Wade: Y/N. You're here. NEVER MIND WE'RE BACK TO CAPS FUCK MY PLAN FOR ASKING YOU OUT IS RUINED WHAT DO I DO WITH 20 DOZEN ROSES NOW

Wade: AND I DROPPED MY PHONE AGAIN THANKS PEETIE FOR NOT TELLING ME YOUR HOT SISTER WAS HERE

Peter: WHATEVER, YOU'RE WELCOME.

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Steve: I can take the roses. I was planning on doing something special for

Steve has been disconnected.

Natasha: STEVE'S DOWN, STEVE'S DOWN IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO TEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE

Natasha has left the chat.

You: I will gladly accept the roses and your, most likely dangerous, plan of asking me out.

Wade: SWEET POTATO PIE I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE RIGHT NOW. LET ME GO GET THE JET FUEL IT'S THE LAST THING I NEED

You: No, Wade, no explosions!

Wade has left the chat.

You: WHY DOES HE NEED JET FUEL TO ASK ME OUT

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Thor has added Bruce.

Thor:

Thor: is he dead

Bruce: No, he's unconscious WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME THIS I JUST TOLD YOU THIS

Thor: so he's not dead

Bruce: No. Hurry up and bring him back to the jet.

Thor: samuel wants to draw on his face so i just needed to make sure for desecrating the deceased is below me but he is not on Valhalla's doorstep so it is alright

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