Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N.

Steve: Hi, love. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.

Y/N: Hey, Steve. Awwww, that's so sweet!

Steve: Call me Captain.

Y/N: ...Okay, Captain. ;)

Steve: Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: You were doing so well and then you messed it up.

Steve: Were you spying on the chat?!

Loki has added Thor.

Loki: Look at this mortal. Teach him how to seduce a woman.

Y/N: It was a good line, Loki. Leave him alone.

Loki: WHERE IS THE POETRY? SERENADING? Honestly, you mortals have the worst mating rituals.

Thor: But brother, Steve is doing well! Or should I say, Captain?

Loki: NO THOR DON'T CALL HIM THAT!

Y/N: Omg

Steve: Please don't call me Captain, Thor.

Loki: How can you be so smart at times and then revert to buffoonery?!

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I was waiting for our dear oblivious Thor to say something stupid.

Steve: YOU TOO?!

Tony: Who taught you to flirt? I am ashamed... To call you CAPTAIN of this team.

Y/N: help I've fallen and I can't get up

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Y/N lying on the floor and laughing, although the laughing sounds like she's dying?

Nat: HOW CUTE!

Loki: It's disgusting!

Nat: I've never seen Steve flirt before, it's adorable! Who knew our CAPTAIN was such a charmer?

Steve: Someone put me out of my misery.

Tony: I can arrange that.

Loki: I can arrange that.

Tony: I SAID IT FIRST

Loki: JUST BECAUSE YOU TYPE FASTER THAN ME DOES NOT MEAN I DIDN'T THINK IT FIRST!

Thor: How come everyone may call Steve Captain but me?

Nat: It's so rare to see Steve and Y/N flirt. Now I know why though. It's adorable, the two of you, but the appendix line is just...

Y/N: Okay, everyone leave my boyfriend alone. It was a cute line :)

Loki: WHAT DARK SORCERY HAVE YOU CAST UPON Y/N, STEVE?

Thor: BROTHER, IS SHE CURSED? SAVE HER!

Loki: Shut up, Thor.

Nat has added Bucky, Sam, Clint.

Nat: Look at how cute Steve and Y/N are!

Bucky: STEVEN GRANT ROGERS.

Steve: Here we go...

Bucky: I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLIRTING AND ALL!

Steve: Oh. Thanks?

Sam: WTF STEVE WE CALL YOU CAPTAIN ON MISSIONS

Clint: Ignoring what Sam just pointed out, that is sweet!

Clint has added Pietro, Wanda.

Steve: Please stop adding everyone.

Clint has added Bruce, Vision.

Steve: STOP, PLEASE

Clint has added T'Challa, Scott.

Steve: DAMMIT CLINT!

Clint has added Peter.

Steve: What have I done to deserve this?

Pietro: CAP IN THE STREETS, CAPTAIN IN THE SHEETS!

Scott: Could I get that on a shirt?

Y/N: No.

Scott: As a gift for the CAPTAIN.

Steve: No.

Wanda: You and Y/N should flirt more in public! Don't hide your relationship from us! It is sooooo sweet!

Pietro: Right... Sweet. That's putting it mildly.

Peter: Well I for one would think of my significant other a million + times.

Tony: Why?

Peter: Money.

Tony: Right, I forget that not everyone is a billionaire like me.

Bruce: This is too good to be true.

Steve: Will I ever hear the end of this?

Bruce: Never.

Loki: I have "screenshotted" this. We will never let you live this down.

Vision: I am surprised, Steve. One should keep their personal life out of the field. This is highly inappropriate of you.

Y/N: You're just mad cause you've called him captain before.

Vision: Yes. I feel... Words cannot express my mortification.

Steve: Your mortification? THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL

Peter: Hey Bruce can you help me with a project I'm working on?

Bruce: Sure.

Peter: Thanks.

Peter has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Tony: Excuse me... Why didn't he ask me?!

Y/N: Because Bruce doesn't flirt with his aunt.

Tony: I WILL HELP WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: Nat, can you please make sure Tony doesn't anger Bruce?

Nat: No. Scott, you go.

Scott: What? Why me?

Nat: It is a vital part of your training. The next stage. I think you're ready.

Scott: Oh. Okay then. I'll do my very best!

Scott has left the chat.

Nat: So gullible.

Clint: Everyone has commented except for T'Challa.

T'Challa: That's because I'm both disgusted and amazed at the cuteness of Y/N and Steve at the same time.

Sam: YOU'VE CALLED HIM CAPTAIN THOUGH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO MURDER BUCKY

Sam: It's a shame you didn't though

T'Challa: So? There is a clear difference, when Y/N says it and when we say it.

Sam: How are you so calm?

Bucky: HE'S SO T'CHILL. SAM YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM T'CHALLA, YOU T'CHICKEN.

Sam: Fight him.

T'Challa: Tag team?

Sam: I'll get my wings.

Bucky: No guys wait

Bucky: I was joking

Bucky has been disconnected.

T'Challa has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Y/N: Mmmm watcha saaaay

Y/N: Steve, go save him.

Steve: But we have plans! It's movie night!

Y/N: Our plans can wait.

Steve: I'll miss you. Do I have to?

Y/N: Your pal. Your buddy. Your Bucky.

Steve: You have convinced me. I'll bring back some chocolate. I love you!

Y/N: I love you too!

Steve has left the chat.

Pietro: Is it possible to get diabetes from witnessing something so cute?

Clint: Is it possible for you to even feel emotions?

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint: AND NOW I'M THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THANKS, PIETRO.

Clint has left the chat.

Loki: Well, I guess it just leaves me and you ladies.

Thor: I am still here, brother.

Loki: Is it so hard... To just have one thing in my favor?

Vision: I am also still present.

Nat: Well, Loki is creepy so I'm going to go. Bye.

Nat has left the chat.

Wanda: Yeah.

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: I should lab sit for Tony... I'm totally not going to go mess with his stuff since he's gone.

Loki: Perhaps I can join you? Lab sitting requires two people and I'm definitely not going to mess with his stuff as well.

Y/N: I would need help... for the lab sitting. We are both innocent. We would never prank him.

Loki: Of course. Why would we do that?

Y/N has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Thor: Did...

Thor: Hold on...

Thor: Did my brother and Y/N just become close friends?

Vision: They always were. I even helped them swap Mjolnir with a fake.

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: IT'S A FAKE? I HAVE BEEN MOURNING FOR TEN DAYS OVER THE LOSS OF MJOLNIR! DAMN YOU, LOKI! But not Lady Y/N, she is too kind and is obviously under the bad influence of my brother.

Thor has left the chat.