Pietro has created a chatroom.

Pietro has added Y/N, Thor, Bucky, Natasha, Tony, Bruce.

Pietro: Y/N. Whyyyyyyyyyy, whyyyyyyy did your boyfriend decide camping would be a good idea?!

Natasha: It was actually mine, Thor and Bucky's idea.

Pietro: Whyyyyyyy Nat?! WHYYYYYYY BARNES?! THOR I TRUSTED YOU.

Bruce: No one forced you to come, Pietro. So stop complaining.

Tony: Actually I forced him to come because I know how much he hates camping.

Pietro: Are you telling me the rest of you actually accepted to camping of your own free will?! Whyyyyyyy Tony?

Tony: I knew his suffering would be entertaining.

Natasha: Damn, Stark. I never knew you had it in you.

Tony: Gotta make up for the lack of tech somehow.

Y/N: Pietro, you'll enjoy this trip. Trust me. It's going to be a lot of fun!

Pietro: We have been walking for hours and we still haven't reached the campsite yet.

Thor: We have seen an abundance of cute animals, there is much deserved fresh air after many days spent on the jet after Clint consumed bad tacos, we are getting exercise in this trek - my pecs look impeccable, and we are in good company!

Pietro: 1. The only good thing out of this is the animals. 2. This isn't my type of exercise ;) 3. Tony basically kidnapped me. He is not good company.

Bucky: Pietro is right, we have been walking for hours. We should be by the campsite by now.

Bruce: Question, why are we using our phones to communicate if we're together?

Y/N: Because Steve is just... so happy. Look at him. He's enjoying this so much.

Pietro: I may be bitter about this trip but my complaining would ruin it for Steve and he deserves a break.

Bruce: Ummm... Y/N?

Y/N: Yeah, Bruce?

Bruce: There's a very large, angry looking bug on you. Don't move.

Y/N: YOU CANT JUST TELL ME THAT BRUCE AND THEN EXPECT ME NOT TO MOVE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF BRUCE BRUCE DO SOMETHING BRUCE BRUCE OH GOD NATASHA SAVE ME

Natasha: It's gone! Calm down. You're okay, you're okay. I promise not to let any bug near you. Since the boys are pretty much cowards, I'll take on the role of bug destroyer.

Bucky: ...it was so big Nat... so terrifying... you are our hero.

Y/N: Where did it go though...?

Bruce: Oh it's entangled in Thor's hair now.

Thor: LADY NATASHA, RESCUE ME FROM THIS FOUL DEMON. I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS TORTURE, AWAY WITH IT! IT'S HISSING! ODIN HELP ME.

Tony: THOR DON'T SUMMON LIGHTING!

Thor: I WILL SMITE THEE, DEMON! THIS LECHEROUS THING THINKS IT CAN ATTACK ME. I MAY BE SCARED BUT I AM STILL MIGHTY!

Natasha: Sigh. Thor, hun, I got it.

Thor: You have saved me! My gratitude is yours.

Pietro: So... still enjoying the trip? 😊

Bucky: Large killer bugs are a minor setback...

Bruce: Simply fascinating, I've never seen such a bug. It does seem quite deadly.

Natasha: You're scaring them more, knock it off!

Thor: I must admit... I do miss the warm confines of the compound. The delicious food, my bed and of course... my glorious collection of midgardian music! I can just imagine my traitorous brother dancing along to my songs by Lady Beyoncé even after I told him not to. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE SINGLE LADY AND IT IS ME!

Pietro: You should check out Kendrick Lamar.

Thor: Ah, yes! I know of Sir Lamar's raps! "WENCH, ACT HUMBLY, TAKETH A SEAT." Tis quite enjoyable.

Bucky: What?

Tony: I can't right now omg

Pietro: I like you, Thor. You're cool. Unlike some wenches here.

Tony: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Natasha: WENCH

Bruce: ACT HUMBILY

Pietro: TAKETH A SEAT

Tony: Fine. I guess I deserve that. I'm sorry, Pietro.

Bruce: Tony, watch out.

Tony: For what? Nnndnskal,,,,,,

Bruce: That bush you just fell in...

Bucky: Why's Y/N so quite?

Natasha: She's holding hands with Steve.

Bruce: Cuuuuuuute!!!!!!

Pietro: Y/N is so cute when she's with Steve. They make each other so happy.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Are you implying my girlfriend is only cute when she's around me? What is she when she's not around me?

Bucky: Answer carefully, Pietro, your life depends on it...

Pietro: Uh... I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH. Ak toto čítaš, vieš že má kapitán zabil a skryl moje telo v lese. Pomsti ma, sestra inak ťa budem prenasledovať. (If you are reading this, know that the captain has killed me and hidden my body in the woods. Avenge me, sister. Or I will haunt you.)

Y/N: Um, guys...

Thor: SIR ANTHONY HAS FALLEN INTO ANOTHER BUSH!

Bruce: You're kidding me, right?

Thor: WITHOUT HIS SUIT, HIS BODY IS NOT ACCUSTOMED TO STRENUOUS ACTIVITIES, LIKE HIKING OR LOVE MAKING. HE MUST HAVE A HARD TIME WITH THE LATTER.

Tony: youshutyourgoddamnmouthrightnow.

Natasha: I'm so glad we all decided to go camping.

Y/N: YO GUYS, LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONES. WE'RE LOST. At least Steve and I are.

Bruce: Oh no, no, no... Same here! I'm with Natasha.

Steve: Great. How could we be so distracted by the chat that we didn't realize we were walking in opposite directions AWAY FROM THE TRAIL?!

Tony: I'm stuck with Goldilocks.

Steve: Pietro, Bucky?

Pietro: I managed to speed around and find Natasha and Bruce.

Steve: Bucky, update.

Natasha: Barnes!

Thor: SIR JAMES PLEASE RESPOND.

Pietro: Did a quick search for him. It's like he just... vanished. There's no footsteps, nothing.

Y/N: We're already split up, we should look for him.

Tony: And stray further from the trail? Shouldn't we meet up at the trail and then look for him?!

Steve: It's almost nightfall. We have to find him now. Pietro can speed around and regroup each of us and we'll make camp.

- 2 hours into the search -

Tony: Just to be clear, we're lost, searching for someone who's even more lost? This is just great!

Thor: Stark is bitter as he has fallen into a total of 10 bushes. I have resorted to carrying him now.

Natasha: lol wow, Tony. Who knew your biggest enemy would be bushes?

Bruce: I think we should regroup. It's too dark to continue the search.

Y/N: But, we can't leave Bucky out here, alone!

Steve: Yeah, we have to keep looking!

Pietro: don't act like you two didn't make out against a tree for 20 minutes. no wonder he hasn't been found yet.

Natasha: Get it, girl.

Tony: I am disgusted.

Steve: Oh shut up, Stark.

Pietro: Believe it or not, I actually care about everyone here, so I've been speeding around checking on each one of you.

Steve: Fine... We'll regroup for camp. Just... nobody mention the very private moment between my girlfriend and I.

Y/N: it was great, would like a repeat, not gonna lie.

Steve: Love!

Y/N: ;)

Bruce: Okay but Pietro is a low-key creeper because how much did he watch of it?

Pietro: I STAYED FOR LESS THAN A SECOND FOR EACH CHECK UP!

- And so the Avengers set up camp as the night darkened. All the while Bucky wandered about aimlessly, occasionally picking fights with squirrels, until morning -

Bucky: I am documenting this. Separated from my team, I have been left to fend for myself.

Bucky: I found berries to eat but it turned out they were bugs.

Bucky: I did not know I could scream so loudly.

Bucky: I do not know if the others survived the night.

Bucky: MY NAME IS JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES, AND IT'S ME AGAINST THE WILD!

Bucky: MY PRIMAL INSTINCTS HAVE KICKED IN.

Bucky: I SMEAR MUD ACROSS MY FACE.

Bucky: THE FAINT SMELL OF BURNT SMORES CATCHES MY ATTENTION.

Bucky: PREY IS NEAR.

Bucky: RUN, DUCK, ROLL.

Bucky: I HAVE FOUND A CAMPSITE.

Bucky: IT'S ME OR THEM. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. I MUST RAID THEIR CAMP.

Bucky: I APPROACH MY PREY.

Bucky: HE IS ASLEEP.

Bucky: I CROUCH, READY TO POUNCE.

Bucky: ATTACK!

Tony has been disconnected.

Y/N: Tony? Are you okay? Is that you screaming?

Y/N: Bucky! You're okay! Wait, are you attacking Tony for his SMORES?!

Y/N: Thor wake-up!

Thor: Few more hours, All Father. The learning hall can wait...

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Bucky: I HAVE TAKEN THE SMORE.

Bucky: TWO WOMEN APPROACHING. BOTH LOOK PISSED. I AM MILDLY SCARED.

Natasha: Hey, Steve, since you're still asleep, cuddling your backpack that you think is Y/N, we're going to try and capture a wild Bucky.

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Bucky has been disconnected.

Bruce: What's going on?

Bruce: ...

Bruce has added Vision.

Bruce: please come rescue us.

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Steve has been disconnected.

Vision: I would have found them in no less than a few hours... why did they not ask sooner?

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