(Emojis; spider, prince, coffin)

Natasha has created a chatroom: 🕷 + 🤴🏻= ⚰

Natasha has added Loki, Wanda.

Loki: Is that a threat, Widow?

Natasha: Take it as you will.

Wanda: ... You don't need our help assassinating some prince or something... right?

Loki: As if she needs our help when it comes to such deeds.

Natasha: It's to throw the others off. If they think I'm planning an assassination, it'll be less likely for them to try and hack the chat.

Natasha: It's also a threat for Loki.

Loki: I knew it.

Wanda: Why is the chat private? What secrets do you have?

Loki: Yes, what do I owe the pleasure for including me into this?

Natasha: As Y/N's bestfriends, I think it's time we get her and Pietro together.

Wanda: My brother has the biggest crush on her, it's so cute! I'm in.

Loki: I've been reduced to matchmaking?

Loki: How exciting.

Wanda: Don't act like you don't want them together.

Loki: I'm not acting, little witch. Did my genuine excitement, and joy, not convey through the chat?

Wanda: I can't tell when you're being sarcastic...

Natasha: He's being serious.

Loki: Yes. They make a lovely pair. My dear Y/N deserves a wonderful companion, and that seems to be Pietro.

Wanda: So, what's the plan?

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Hacker Man here.

Tony: Ohhh. Yeah. You'll need my help.

Loki: tiny tony

Tony: What

Wanda: He is tiny...

Natasha: Haha he called you tiny tony.

Tony: Do you want my help or not?

Loki: No.

Wanda: It won't hurt?

Loki: Only the desperate would seek help from him.

Natasha: We are desperate. They both obviously like each other, but deny it!

Wanda: My brother calls Y/N baby. But lies and says he calls all his friends baby. And Y/N believes him!!!! And he got upset when she believed him bc he hoped she'd catch on.

Loki: I'm laughing at his utter despair.

Tony: ... I thought Pietro was a flirt?

Wanda: He was until he met Y/N.

Natasha: Now he's just a mashed pile of feelings.

Loki: If only. I would pay for that.

Wanda: If you so much as breathe near my brother I will only have to say, "No more whiny prince" for you to cease existing.

Loki: I love our friendship.

Tony: Say it, Wanda.

Natasha: Can we focus?

Tony: If you want them together, you're gonna need reinforcements.

Tony has added Clint, Steve, T'Challa, Thor, Bruce.

Clint: omg yes i fully offer all my support i want to be an uncle

T'Challa: As do I.

Bruce: Wouldn't Clint be a grandpa?

Clint: .... you are right

Thor: The poor boy looks so upset when Y/N does not reciprocate his hidden attempts at flirting!

Loki: It's hidden, how would she?!

Thor: A good point, brother.

Steve: My question is, how does Pietro not realize Y/N likes him back?

Bruce: Even I wish I had the answer.

T'Challa: Their feelings for the other comes with the crippling doubt that their feelings may not be returned so every potential sign is judged and pulled apart until it means the oppossite of it's original meaning.

Bruce: That sums it up. Thank you.

Natasha: Tony, since you just decided to take over, how do you think we should proceed?

Tony: Flirt. With Y/N.

Loki: Pietro should be the one doing that?

Wanda: It will work.

Loki: It will?

Bruce: Yes. But, it must be done so that it is believable.

T'Challa: Meaning Steve and Natasha must not approve.

Loki: So who will be our charming casanovas?

Natasha: Lol not Clint.

Clint: Yeah Y/N's like Wanda and Pietro to me; an adopted kid. It would be weird.

Clint: wait natasha was that an insult

Natasha: Yeah and it flew over your head like Sam.

Steve: Flirting team: T'Challa, Tony, Loki, Thor.

Tony: no

Tony: what clint said

Tony: She's like family to me.

Loki: Should T'Challa really be flirting?

T'Challa: Why not, tiny god?

Loki: You are too suave. Might just steal the heart of my best friend.

Thor: a compliment :O

Loki: Close your mouth. Mother always said you'd catch a fly. Do not prove her right.

Thor: :o

Wanda: you are so special thor

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: FLIRTING?

Bucky: SAM

Steve: ... What?

Bucky: SAM'S GOT THIS

Bucky has added Sam.

Sam: He's my hype man now, somehow.

Natasha: Huh. Amazing.

Sam: Barnes, join in too. I know you're quite the sweet talker.

Bruce: I once saw him whisper sweet nothings to his pillow while he was asleep, so I can confirm.

Sam: ohmyGOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME TO SEE THAT

Steve: He must have been dreaming about food.

Bucky: stop

Tony: Let's commence!

Tony has cleared the chat.

Tony has added Y/N, Pietro.

You: Hey! What's up with the chat name? Please tell me no one is trying to murder Loki.

Pietro: HI BABY

Loki: Fear not, my dear. I live another day to see your beautiful face. If only I could see it every morning ;)

You:

Clint: LOKI. Flirting? With Y/N? Steve, do something. I don't believe this.

Natasha: He's her best friend.

Wanda: THIRD best friend. We come first.

Natasha: So affection just seems like flirting?

Thor: My brother is right. Lady Y/N is heavenly blessed. ;)

Steve: I don't know what's up with you two so suddenly.

Pietro: baby are you having a good day? ignore thor and loki, they seem ill

T'Challa: Or they are just realizing their feelings towards you, Y/N. Just like I have.

You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING

You: BUT IT'S HAPPENING

Bruce: They've always liked you, Y/N.

Pietro: SINCE WHEN

Bucky: Since the time I first saw her.

Clint: You too?!

Natasha: Barnes. Back off.

Steve: I agree with Nat. You're not suited to Y/N. Sorry, Buck.

Pietro: LISTEN TO NATASHA SHE HAS A COFFIN IN THE CHAT NAME FOR A REASON

You: NO CONTINUE LMAO PIETRO BE QUIET I NEED TO READ THIS WEIRD MIRACLE WHAT'S GOING ON

Tony: About time they said something.

Steve: No! Y/N, you can't be focused on them fighting over your heart. You need to be focused on missions.

Pietro: but baby you don't like them yes?

Wanda: Why do you call Y/N baby?

Pietro: you know why!!!! stop!!!!

You: He said he calls everyone that.

Wanda: ... But he doesn't.

Clint: EXPOSED

Pietro: i have names for everyone

Pietro: hulk? green baby. clint? old man... baby... t'challa? cat baby. loki? baby filled with the rage of 100000 bees.

You: See?

Sam: Can't you see how sexy you are?

You: EXPLAIN THIS

Thor: You're the only future queen of Asgard I'd choose.

Loki: You're the only future wife of my brother whose love I'll win over.

Pietro: future???? you say it like it would happen?????

Bruce: It could happen, you know.

Natasha: Loki is her one of her least liked best friends and nothing more. My маленький ангел (little angel) desrves better than him.

Steve: And Thor means well but I just don't think he's the right one.

T'Challa: So then how about a mortal king?

You:

Tony: When did you and Quill hangout and is he okay?

Pietro: what is happening!!!!

You: Look, as funny and flattering as this has been, there's only one person I like. So you can stop with the... prank?

Loki: Beautiful Y/N, it is no trick.

Sam: And you must like one of us, right?

Thor: It seems we must compete for her heart.

Pietro: no competing!!!

Pietro: at least not without me bc i like her!!

Pietro: y/n i like you, so so so so so so much

Pietro: you make me so happy

Pietro: i love being around you

Pietro: you're so gorgeous, my heart does somersaults every time i see you

Pietro: i understand if you don't feel the same way

You: PIETRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME OF COURSE I FEEL THE SAME WAY. I wasn't exactly hiding my feelings.

Pietro: you hear that?!?!?!?! BACK AWAY, THE REST OF YOU!

Pietro has blocked Loki, Bucky, Thor, Sam, T'Challa.

Tony: My work here is done. You are welcome.

Tony has left the chat.

Clint: WOOO FINALLY, GOTTA TELL WADE

Clint has left the chat.

Bruce: About time!

Bruce has left the chat.

You: Did you plan this?!

Natasha: Maybe...

You: THANK YOU SO MUCH NATTY I LOVE YOU

Steve: Thank Goodness for Tony's plan!

Natasha: Hey, this is what I had in mind before he took over.

Steve: Right. Sure Nat, sure. I believe you.

Steve has left the chat.

Natasha: Pietro, take Y/N on a date. I'm going to scare Steve now.

Natasha has left the chat.

Pietro: sister... are you going to leave too...?

Wanda: lol no

Wanda: I waited too long for this!

Wanda: I'm her best friend, and your sister, there is nothing you two can say in front of me that would make things weird.

You: Nothing, you say?

You: Are you suuuuure?

Pietro: i have a lot of things i have been wanting to tell y/n

Pietro: ;) ;) ;) ;)

You: ;) ;) ;) ;) ohhh? really?

Wanda:

Wanda: What have I created?

Wanda has left the chat.

You: Natty said you should take me on a date, you better not disappoint her.

Pietro: i will be picking you up soon, so better get ready moja láska (my love).

Y/N has left the chat.

Pietro has added Vision.

Pietro: LOOK MY BABY LIKES ME BACK AND WE'RE GOING ON A DATE

Vision: I am happy for you, Pietro. Perhaps a double date?

Pietro: maybe... next time?

Pietro: my sister will just steal y/n from me and we will be left to third wheel

Vision: A fair point. Best friends are remarkable.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Loki has joined the chat.

Wanda: DOUBLE DATE? VISION GO GET READY

Loki: NO, NO, I AM HER MOST LOVED BEST FRIEND, I WILL BE GOING, LITTLE WITCH!

Wanda: YOU? WHO WOULD BE YOUR DATE?!?!

Pietro: vision. this is where we leave before we are dragged into it

Vision: My dear Wanda... I hope she wins the double date rights.

Pietro: me too... me too... i dont want loki there for my first date with y/n

Pietro has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Loki: I HAVE MANY DATES

Wanda: A CALENDAR DOES NOT COUNT

Loki: I SHALL BRING... SOMEONE!

Wanda: ACCEPT DEFEAT.

Loki: NEVER

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: You do realize Pietro already picked up Y/N and left for the date... right?

Wanda: DAMMIT

Wanda has been disconnected.

Loki: NOOOO!

Loki has been disconnected.

Peter: ... i lied

Peter has left the chat.