A/N: Reader is Wade's sister in this chat.

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Vision has created a chatroom.

Vision has added Peter.

Vision: Thor is hogging the kiddies rides. I do not know where Rogers is and I can't find you and Y/N to help me stop him.

Peter: Cap is with Mr. Stark winning prizes.

Peter: And Y/N is with me on the Ferris wheel but it got stuck, we can see everyone from up here.

Vision: I can fly the both of you down, if you'd like.

Peter: No!

Peter: The view from up here is beautiful.

Peter: But it's not as beautiful as Y/N.

Vision has added Y/N.

Vision: Your first date with Peter seems to be going well, quite romantic. Being stuck on the Ferris wheel, alone.

Y/N: It would be romantic.

Y/N: If my brother wasn't in the seat in front of us.

Peter: Wade hasn't stopped staring at us since we got on...

Vision: I'll remove him for you, then.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Just try it you R2-D2 and C-3PO lovechild!

Y/N: Stop trying to eat a corndog with your mask on!

Wade: I will when Peetie stops trying to make a move on you!

Y/N: You said you'd be okay with Peter and I going on a date!

Wade: I lied!

Wade: Look at you two, being all cute, sharing cotton candy, winning prizes for each other, and now cuddling on top of a Ferris wheel while watching the sunset! Making me want to be okay with it, but I won't! I refuse!

Colossus has joined the chat.

Colossus: Wade, you are making it awkward for them. We should leave.

Wade: We're stuck up here with them, might as well enjoy it.

Colossus: It's not like you are new to throwing yourself off from high places.

Y/N: THROW HIM PIOTR

Wade: HOW DARE YOU, MY DATE WOULD NEVER.

Colossus: This is a date?

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: Where can I find more miniature moving vehicles?

Vision: Leave the kiddies rides alone!

Thor: You are no fun, Vision! :(

Wade: Do you know who's also not fun? Y/N.

Y/N: I can't believe we're related.

Thor: Wait, you and Wade are related?

Thor: How can this be?!

Thor: Y/N, you are so sweet... and Wade is... Wade!

Peter: So, Colossus... How much would it take for you to throw Wade off? I can make a web to catch him.

Colossus: Not much if he keeps this up.

Thor: Y/N, why didn't you tell me Wade is your brother?!

Wade: Y/N and I come from the same womb, get over it.

Y/N: I sometimes think Wade is adopted.

Vision: I wouldn't be surprised if he was.

Thor: And I thought my brother was bad...

Thor has left the chat.

Wade: You better run, Goldilocks!

Wade: Do you think I can throw a corndog at Tony from here?

Y/N: Where did you get more from?!

Wade: You don't want to know, sis.

Colossus: And now I contemplate jumping off...

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Kid, did you and Y/N just throw a corndog at me from up there?

Wade: HA! He thinks it was the two of you!

Y/N: Throw another one!

Wade: BULLSEYE

Y/N: Another one!

Vision: I see the relation between them now.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Stop throwing corndogs at us!

Vision: Throw more.

Tony: I should have known it was your dear brother, Y/N.

Steve: Y/N has a brother?

Tony: The rest of the team doesn't like to talk about him.

Wade: Hello, Captain. It is a pleasure to meet you ;).

Steve: He doesn't seem bad, though.

Peter: That's what you think!

Wade: Oooooh Y/N told me you get a mini heart attack every time a bad word is said.

Wade: FUCK BONJOUR FUCK

Wade: Pardon my french.

Colossus: Language, Wade!

Steve: LANGUAGE!!!!!!

Wade: Have you tried chamomile tea, Captain? I heard it's calming.

Colossus: Oh, hello there.

Steve: Hi...

Tony: Are you two having a moment right now?

Wade: Love at first f

Wade has been disconnected.

Peter: That is one sentence that did not need to be completed and I don't regret webbing him.

Y/N: Why didn't you web him earlier on?

Colossus: You would have spared us a lot of agony.

Tony: Steve, we got all the prizes except the giant pink bear! But there's only one left... So I'll win it for you. :)

Steve: It's fine, you can have it. I will win it for you.

Tony: No Steve, I will win it for YOU!

Steve: NO, I will WIN IT FOR YOU!

Vision has banned Steve, Tony.

Vision: I will go win it for both of them.

Vision has left the chat.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: I heard that Douchepool is here.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Ding, ding. Would you like a gold medal for your below average detective skills?

Pietro: I heard your application to join the Avengers was denied again.

Wade: I heard your application of getting bitch slapped was approved.

Colossus: That is not nice, Wade.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Hey, Y/N, how's your date going?

Wanda: Never mind, I am so sorry.

Y/N: At least it's entertaining.

Peter: Please use your powers to get Wade away from us.

Wade: I will be your brother-in-law one day. You will never be free of me.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: I knew my favorite siblings were around!

Pietro: We came here together, Old Man.

Clint: I meant Y/N and Wade.

Wade: Shots fired.

Wade: Literally, I dropped my gun.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda: I'm going to go make sure he wasn't in the way.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint: Wade, do you want to enter the food eating contest with me?

Wade: I would love to but I have big brother duties to attend to.

Y/N: Take him away, Clint.

Clint: Wade, it's not a coincidence the team decided to come to the amusement park the same day Y/N and Peter were having their date here, but you don't see us bothering them.

Clint: You can keep on eye on em, from a distance.

Clint: There's tacos....

Clint: C'mon, I know you love tacos...

Wade: You have persuaded me. Listen up, Peter, I love you but I love my sister more. So if you do ANYTHING to upset her, I will turn into Liam Neeson and I will find you.

Colossus: Wade, this is embarrassing.

Wade: And I will do something! I don't know what yet because I don't usually think ahead.

Clint: Can we go get tacos now?

Wade: Fuck yeah!

Colossus: Why does he listen to you and not me?

Wade has been disconnected.

Colossus: And he jumped off...

Colossus has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Hey Spiderlings, can you see Bucky and Sam from up there?

Peter: Nope.

Y/N: I think they left?

Natasha has added Sam, Bucky.

Natasha: Where are you two?

Bucky: At the compound.

Sam: We got banned from the amusement park.

Peter: How did you get banned?!?

Y/N: My brother was here for the whole day and he's still not banned!

Bucky: We drank too much of the mystery drink... You know, the one that makes you empty your stomach.

Sam: Bad idea.

Bucky: And then we went on the roller coaster.

Sam: Another bad idea.

Bucky: Sam started puking.

Sam: And Bucky started laughing at me but the puke flew into his hair which caused me to laugh.

Bucky: And then I started puking.

Sam: Then we were stuck in a cycle of laughing and puking.

Bucky: Until we started crying because it wouldn't stop.

Sam: The park attendants are now scarred for life.

Bucky: And so are the people who were on the roller coaster with us.

Natasha has left the chat.

Peter: That story has scarred me for life.

Y/N: I don't know how to respond to that.

Peter: We're going to go try and salvage our date now.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Gross, now I'm scared to go on any of the roller coasters because I don't know which one you two ruined.

Sam: I still have a bottle of mystery drink left.

Bucky: Me too.

Sam: Last one to drink it all has to use my wings, blindfolded!

Bucky: Deal!

Bruce: THAT IS A HORRIBLE IDEA

Bruce: DON'T DO THAT

Bucky: We are rebels!

Sam: We do what we want!

Bruce: And this is how you two leave this world.

Bruce has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.