A/N: Language! Cause, well, Wade is in it.

Y/N has started a chat.

Y/N has invited Peter, Wade.

Y/N: Help me, spoderman!

Y/N: and bring chimichangas daedpewl. I'm hungry.

Peter: I thought you were in serious trouble for a second!

Wade: Peetie almost wet his pants.

Y/N: I am!

Peter: We'll see when Wade and I get there. Aren't you supposed to be having a celebratory mission dinner?

Y/N: I was but I had to flee.

Wade: I told you those fancy restaurants are crap! What's wrong if I want to dine in the nude? it's freeing. Did you at least get any breadsticks?

Y/N: Yeah I got like 6 for you.

Wade: I need more.

Peter: So wanna tell us what happened? We still have 10 minutes until we reach you.

Y/N: wait i didn't tell you where i am

Wade: It's totally normal for a teenage boy to have a tracker in their girlfriends phone.

Peter: We're not dating, Wade! I activated the tracker Mr. Stark put in your phone.

Y/N: WHAT

Y/N: Now I need a new phone!

Peter: He said it's to keep us safe since we're the youngest ones in the team!

Wade: Peetie stalks you. You should close your blinds at night.

Peter: Shut up, Wade.

Y/N: Anyway... Moving on.

Y/N: NOBODY CAN KNOW WHERE I AM!

Wade: My lips are sowed shut.

Peter: dude...

Y/N: So what happened was: Everyone was having a good time, except for Bucky because Sam kept stealing his food. Then I see this person wearing a really cool Spider-man shirt and i was like, okay, wade would totally love this since he's been looking for one.

Peter: Wait, what?!

Wade: Shhh I'm listening to the story.

Y/N: But I didn't feel okay with going and asking them so I thought I'd take a picture of the shirt and just get Tony to scan for where it's from. But I didn't feel comfortable with doing that so I asked Cap.

Wade: Him? He's so serious all the time there's no way he'd do it. Maybe he should take that shield out of his ass, then he'd be more fun.

Peter: This is why you're not on the team.

Y/N: Cap owed me a favor so he agreed.

Wade: WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?

Y/N: So i was about to hand him my phone when i remember that time he never let me go on the mission to the Caribbean

Peter: that was fun

Wade: I wouldn't know SINCE I'M NEVER INVITED.

Y/N: So as revenge, I turned on the flash. Cap took the picture, the flash went off, and omg i swear everyone in the restaurant stopped what they were doing and started staring at him

Wade: Yes, Barry. Get some.

Peter: Who's Barry?

Y/N: AND THEN BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM THEY STARTED CALLING HIM A PERVERT AND THEN THE WAITERS STARTED CROWDING AROUND TRYING TO THROW HIM OUT

Y/N: THEN SOMEONE WAS LIKE "IT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA!"

Y/N: And then all hell broke out so i bailed.

Peter: Oh man Cap must be so angry!

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Y/N where are you?!

Y/N: YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!

Wanda: I am not mad at you. It was very funny and the way the Captain started blushing. Too cute. But he is furious, so I hope you're in a good hiding spot.

Wanda has added Clint, Nat, Bucky, Bruce.

Y/N: The whole point of staying hidden is to not draw attention to yourself...

Nat: Don't worry, we were just worried about you because you left so quickly.

Wade: Hi, I'm Wade. Nice to meet you.

Nat: And for the last time, stop hanging out with Wade! He is twice your age!

Y/N: So since only the few of you were worried, I'm guessing the rest are mad?

Bruce: Tony is livid. That was his favorite restaurant and now he can never go back.

Peter: Don't worry Y/N, you're too cute to stay mad at.

Clint: NO MY CHILDREN YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO DATE!

Bucky: Shut off your dad mode. They're adorable together.

Peter: Oh and Wade and I might be late since Wade has ordered way too many chimichangas and we're in our suits so I'm not sure how we'll bring them over.

Bruce: You know where Y/N is?

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Tell me and maybe the Captain won't be too mad.

Peter: I don't know what you're talking about.

Bucky: Were you really spying on the chat and waiting for the right time to join?

Sam: I was enjoying my dinner! And then that had to happen!

Y/N: You act like I murdered someone.

Wade: I once killed a man with nothing but a buttered lobster.

Clint: Someone ban him!

Sam has added Steve, Tony, Thor.

Steve: Young lady you come back to the base right now!

Y/N: Who? Me?

Steve: You are in so much trouble!

Peter: Give her a break, Cap!

Bruce: Yeah it was just a small joke.

Tony: SMALL JOKE? REPORTERS WERE THERE! I would track her but it's not working.

Y/N: Really, Tony?

Peter: Y/N, open up, we're outside.

Steve: OUTSIDE WHERE?

Peter: I'm sorry, but I'm not telling.

Y/N: Thank you! I could kiss you!

Peter: Well... I did carry a ton of chimichangas here.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Wade: My Peetie and Y/N are talking about... Feelings. Ugh. I'm also sure they're going to start sucking each others face off any second.

Clint: Oh god please don't tell us anymore.

Thor: Has anyone checked the news yet?

Steve: What does it say?

Thor: "Captain America, beloved hero: A Pervert? Is this the man you want your kids to look up to?"

Bucky: This is hilarious!

Tony: You're right. Why was I on Steve's side? Someone smack me if I ever side with him again.

Bruce: I volunteer.

Tony has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Steve: I'm not a pervert!

Wanda: Calm down. We know that. This will pass in a few days.

Steve: Yeah, you're right. I should apologize to Y/N when she's out of hiding.

Wanda: And since our dinner was interrupted, can we PLEASE go get something else to eat?

Steve: Of course :)

Wanda has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Sam: Since those two bailed on us like Y/N, can we all go get something as well?

Thor: My stomach is making noises, so yes.

Thor has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Colossus has joined the chat.

Colossus: Wade, I thought you said you wouldn't get into more trouble.

Colossus: Sending Professor X love letters signed as Magneto isn't funny. If you would just accept my offer to join the X-men you would spend your time more wisely.

Wade: Out of all the surprise characters, him? Fucking Balls of Steel?

Colossus: Who are you talking to?

Wade: Will you at least let me send love letters to Wolverine?

Colossus: Signed as who?

Wade: D Piddy.

Colossus has left the chat.

Wade: I'm still going to do it!

Wade has left the chat.