Bruce has created a chatroom.

Bruce has invited Thor, Sam, Tony.

Bruce: Do you guys hear it too?

Thor: What do you hear, Banner?

Bruce: CLINT AND Y/N ARE WATCHING SUPERNATURAL WITH THE VOLUME AT ITS HIGHEST

Tony: I should not have modified her TV....

Bruce: SO YOU'RE TO BLAME FOR THIS, TONY? I CAN HEAR IT FROM THE LAB. HER ROOM IS TWO. FLOORS. ABOVE. THE. LAB. "DEAN!" "SAM!" make it stop...

Sam: ...What season are they on? Can I join?

Thor: Why did they not invite us?

Tony: Trust me, you don't want to be around them when they're watching Supernatural.

Peter M has joined the chat.

Peter M: Turtle won't spend time with me...

Peter M: How do I change this?!

Bruce: Can you morph into Dean Winchester?

Peter M: No.

Bruce: Then deal with it.

Peter M: Who's Dean Winchester?

Thor: A man that not only has Lady Y/N fangirl over him, but Clint too... I still do not know how he has so many under his sway? Even my brother is stumped.

Peter M: But she only fangirls over me...

Sam: Not anymore.

Erik has joined the chat.

Erik: Hello... My son.

Sam: We should leave? I sense awkwardness.

Tony: Um, that's a reason to stay.

Erik: Your lady friend... is screaming. Is she okay?

Peter M: She's fangirling over a Dean Winchester...

Erik: This upsets you... Should I... Kill him?

Thor has banned Erik.

Thor: I am your new father now, Peter.

Sam: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK THE TOASTER PROPERLY AND YOU WANT TO BE HIS FATHER? I love this.

Thor: The boy needs a father who is not a murderer.

Peter M: But I don't want Loki as an uncle. He tried to fight me for the TV remote... In MY house!

Thor: Well he's adopted, as are you.

Tony: We just get weirder everyday, don't we?

Tony: Do you hear that?

Bruce: No?

Tony: Exactly. Silence.

Bruce: Oh no.

Tony: We should hide.

Sam: Why?

Bruce: This means Y/N and Clint are done watching Supernatural and every time without fail they annoy Tony and I about it.

Agent Beyoncé has joined the chat.

Agent Z has joined the chat.

Agent Beyoncé: Hello. I am Agent Beyoncé and this is my um, my partner... Agent Z. We wanted to ask you a few questions about a murder that we are investigating.

Thor: Hello. Has Erik killed this Dean Winchester already?

Agent Beyoncé: What? Who's Erik and why does he want to kill Dean?!

Tony: Ugh, knock it off, Y/N, Clint.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Y/N: TONY, BRUCE YOU HAVE TO WATCH SUPERNATURAL

Tony: Wait. Wait. No... Wait. Noooo. Can't be. Nah it's not them.

Peter M: ... I'm waiting.

Peter M: HI TURTLE

Y/N: WHY IS AGENT

Clint: BEYONCE AND Z

Y/N: IN THE CHAT

Clint: DID YOU PAY THEM TO DO THIS

Y/N: I KNEW YOU WATCHED SUPERNATURAL TONY

Peter M: Turtle...?

Tony: No, it's not the real Beyoncé and Jay-Z. I'm in a separate chat with them.

Agent Beyoncé: They're really not shocked at the mention of a murder?

Agent Z: I love these people already.

Sam: HOLD UP

Sam: YOU KNOW BEYONCE

Sam has added Steve.

Sam: HE KNOWS BEYONCE

Tony: Beyoncé knows me, sweaty.

Steve: Sweetie*

Tony: Sweaty*

Steve: Sweetie*

Tony: Sweaty*

Steve: Sweetie*

Tony: Sweetie*

Steve: Sweaty*

Tony: GOTCHA!

Steve has left the chat.

Sam: BEYONCE EJKF

Sam has been disconnected.

Y/N: I'm not the only fangirl around here...

Peter M: Turtle :(

Y/N: BABE BABE BABE

Peter M: YES

Y/N: YOU HAVE TO WATCH SUPERNATURAL WITH CLINT AND I, WE'RE ON A BREAK RIGHT NOW.

Peter M: Oh.

Agent Z: Have humans always had such a short attention span?

Agent Beyoncé: I don't know... We should leave. I'm scared of them...?

Bruce: Who are you two?

Thor: Bruce don't be rude, can't you see that it's Agent Beyoncé and Agent Z.

Tony: i'm crying loki was right

Clint: Y/N DO YOU THINK IT'S REALLY THEM

Y/N: IT HAS TO BE

Tony: They're not real!

Clint: HOW

Y/N: DARE

Tony: STOP FINISHING EACH OTHERS SENTENCES.

Peter M: YOU!

Tony has left the chat.

Agent Beyoncé has added Dean, Sam.

Agent Beyoncé: No luck here with these leads.

Dean: Nice name.

Y/N: Dean. Sam. CAS CWDKJQF CROWLEY BUT DEAN DEAN DEJK

Y/N has been disconnected.

Peter M: DID MY TURTLE FAINT?

Clint: NO BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO

Bruce: I'm not dealing with this AND STOP CALLING Y/N TURTLE. GET SOME TIPS FROM TONY

Peter M: Tortoise then?

Bruce has left the chat.

Sam has changed Agent Beyoncé to: Cas.

Sam has changed Agent Z to: Crowley.

Thor: YOU ARE NOT AGENTS LIKE PHIL?!

Crowley: No we're not, Moose #2.

Thor: I am no moose!

Crowley: Tell me, do you use anything for extra volume?

Thor has left the chat.

Clint: I can't believe I'm here with you...??? I should not be fangirling but I am? I'm? A? Grown? Man?

Clint: Hello, I am Clint Barton, Avenger.

Cas: Hello, I am Castiel, Angel.

Crowley: And I'm Crowley, Bringer Of Terror To All Your Children. Are we done with introductions?

Dean: We're investigating a murder.

Peter M: Why does my turtle like you, Dean?

Dean: I've had many people like me but a turtle is new...

Clint: He means Y/N. She's not actually a turtle.

Dean: ... Does she have a turtle obsession or is this some new thing between you kids these days?

Peter M: She has a Dean obsession...

Sam: Cas, this is the wrong chat.

Cas: Oh. That explains a lot.

Dean: Wait so you're telling me these aren't our leads?

Clint: Hahaha hey Sam, uh, quiet there buddy. We may not be the people you were looking for but

Clint: I can help.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: I'M BACK!

Y/N: Hello. I am Y/N. Avenger.

Crowley: You've missed the whole introduction thing, sweetheart.

Peter M: Sweatheart*

Sam: I don't think it's - never mind.

Dean: Well, let's go grab a burger and question our real leads.

Y/N: DON'T GO

Clint: We're being haunted and we need your help!

Cas: Dean, we have to help them.

Dean: They're obviously lying!

Y/N: NO SERIOUSLY

Clint: Someone was killed... But now they're back. They haunt me everyday. I need your help. Please, get rid of him.

Y/N: YES

Y/N: WAIT NO, CLINT WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S PIETRO!

Clint: HE SHOULD BE DEAD, IT'S UNNATURAL.

Peter M: What's unnatural is how Dean is here...

Crowley: Green is not your color.

Cas: We should stay and help.

Peter M: No it's fine, you can leave.

Sam: C'mon Dean. We should stay. I mean, what are we going to do after we solve our case? You're just going to be upset about mum leaving, this will be good to get your mind off it.

Crowley: Having mummy troubles now, are we?

Dean: Hey Sam.

Sam: ?

Dean: Bitch.

Sam: Jerk.

Dean: Fine, we'll stay.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: TO BE CONTINUED! And watch your language! There are senior citizens around.

Wade: Also, Peter, if you want me to do it, just say it. Dopinder can fit him in the boot. We know a place for the body.

Peter M: I don't think Thor would approve.

Cas: I am worried.

Wade: You should be.

Clint: Don't threaten our precious angel!

Wade: I didn't threaten Peter.

Peter M: Aw, Wade.

Wade: Peter as in Peetie. My Spider boy. Where is he?

Peter M: ...

Y/N: You're my precious angel Peter <3

Peter M: I thought that was Dean.

Peter M has left the chat.

Y/N: Ummm...

Dean: I didn't do anything. I swear. I just want a burger right now.

Clint: I can arrange that!

Dean has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N: I should go find Peter.

Sam: I'll help you and afterwards you can tell me about your ghost problem.

Y/N has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Crowley: I'm going to go find Moose #2.

Crowley has left the chat.

Cas: I'll uh... Just... Find Dean. But how...?

Cas has left the chat.

Wade: STAY TUNED BEAUTIFUL, FOR THERE WILL BE A PART 2!

Wade: ...

Wade: damn son, is dean hot or what

Wade: not as hot as Logan but close

Wade has left the chat.