May The 4th Be With You
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Y/N has added Drax, Quill, Tony, Bucky, Peter, Clint, Thor, Loki, Wanda.
Y/N: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
Peter: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
Quill: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
Clint: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
Thor: MAY ODIN BE WITH YOU
Loki: So embarrassing. Can't believe you're my brother.
Bucky: MAY THE FORK BE WITH YOU
Wanda: what
Bucky: Autocorret.
Tony: Leave this chat.
Drax: How can a day be with me?
Quill: May the 4th be with you - today is May 4th. Like, May the force be with you.
Drax: You are weird, Quill. Very weird.
Quill: It's from Star Wars.
Drax: There are no wars among the stars - we are too good at our jobs to allow that.
Wanda: Funny, Drax is. Herh herh herh.
Tony: Not needed, Bucky is. Hmmmmmm.
Bucky: What did I ever do to you?
Bucky: ... Don't answer that.
Tony: You're not part of Star Wars club, Barnes.
Y/N: Yeah... Added him by accident. My bad.
Bucky: But THOR is?
Thor: I am from the stars and have participated in many wars so you can shut thine mouth.
Wanda: Such a savage, Thor is. It, I love it. Yes, hmmm.
Peter: Wanda. Stop.
Wanda: I will stop not.
Drax: Why does she talk like that?
Loki: No one knows why Wanda is the way she is. Some say her brother died just to be free of her.
Tony: ... Like you did to Thor?
Clint: Hey, Loki. Come outside. I just wanna talk.
Y/N:
Loki: ... I think I will remain indoors.
Clint: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT WANDA IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO DEAL WITH ME AFTERWARDS.
Wanda: You, adopted dad, thank.
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Pietro: May the 4th be with you :D. Except for Loki. WATCH YOUR MOUTH BOI.
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Pietro: NO ONE SAYS SHIT ABOUT MY SISTER
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Wanda: Dead, Loki is.
Thor: When does he ever stay dead?
Drax: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Quill: ... Lol would suffice, you know?
Tony: My party starts at 5. You must be in costume to enter.
Peter: Guess who's going to be Yoda.
Wanda: Me.
Peter: What - No. I am. I told you this. You said you were going as Leia.
Wanda: Not anymore.
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Y/N: No one fight her on that. Please. For your own sake. Let her be Yoda.
Clint: I'll be Han Solo.
Tony: No, I am.
Y/N: I thought Thor was going as Han Solo?
Clint: He can go as Chewie.
Thor: Such luscious fur, that Chewbacca has. I shall go as him for my hair is glorious too. I shall prepare now.
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Clint: Why can't you be like Thor, Tony? Go as C-3PO.
Tony: It's MY party, Clint.
Y/N: Clint, why don't you go as Boba Fett?
Clint: ... Yeah, okay. Cool.
Peter: Fury says he's coming as Mace Windu.
Tony: Really? I don't see the resemblance there...
Clint: Neither do I.
Drax: I WILL BE JABA THE HUTT.
Quill: I can't persuade him out of it...
Bucky: I'll be Luke Skywalker.
Tony: You resemble him. Good choice.
Bucky: And I'll also be Darth Vader.
Y/N: Buck, you can only go as one person.
Peter: How can you be Darth Vader AND luke?
Bucky: Because
Bucky: Tony, I am your father.
Bucky:
Tony: NOOOOOOOO
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Clint: WHAT THE FRICKITY FRICK FRACK SJFN;OIWE'
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Drax: What language is that?
Bucky:
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Quill: This party is going to be aweeeeesome.
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Peter: I feel like I've just died and been brought back to life after that picture.
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Drax: Y/N, we shall challenge people on the dance floor and prove our dancing skills are superior.
Y/N: Sure, why not?
Drax: Excellent.
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