Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has invited Sam, Vision, Bruce, Wanda, Scott, T'Challa.

Thor: Greetings my friends. I would like to inform you all of the riveting secret I have uncovered.

Bruce: I did not take you for one to gossip.

Wanda: If it's a secret, we should not know about it.

T'Challa: Respect peoples privacy, Thor.

Vision: It is most likely something embarrassing, in which case do not inform us about it and tarnish someone's reputation momentarily.

Scott: If the person wanted us to know, they would have told us, but they didn't.

Thor: It concerns my brother.

Bruce: Why didn't you just say so?!

T'Challa: Tell us everything!

Scott: Oh thank god. I really wanted to know the secret but my conscience was getting in the way.

Wanda:

Wanda: Go on.

Vision: Tell me. I cannot wait any longer. Proceed.

Sam: You guys are unbelievable.

Thor: None of you can tell the others, not yet. You are all the least likely to strike him down for what I'm about to tell you.

Bruce: I don't know... The big guy might not like whatever it is then.

Thor: I know. It's better for you and I to reprimand him than the rest of the team should he overstep.

T'Challa: What a subtle way to say that you'll basically kick his ass to Valhalla and back.

Vision: Confess on his behalf, hurry!

Thor: My brother is courting someone...

Sam: shocking.

Sam: No, seriously. I'm genuinely shocked. How?!

Scott: Do you know who it is?

Thor: He is courting Y/N, which is simply baffling considering my brother used to stare at them rather creepily and not say anything. Although in his defense, I suppose he was not used to having to deal with emotions and it took him by surprise, hence his frightening behavior. I simply cannot comprehend this. I am happy for him but it still perplexes me. When did this happen? When did he start wooing Y/N? How did I not know until now? How did none of us notice the signs? I discovered this on accident, by the way. Wade told me. My brother told Wade first and not me. Wade. Of all people. Why did my brother not tell me? Why did Y/N not tell me? Why did they entrust Wade with their relationship? WHY NOT ME?!

Thor: I feel so much better having said all of that. Thank you.

Wanda:

Wanda has been disconnected.

Sam: Nah, I don't believe this.

Bruce: Maybe Wade lied?

Thor: I thought so too until I walked in on them canoodling! In the lounge! Without a care of anyone being struck down by the sight!

Scott: Thank you for taking that blow for us.

T'Challa: I can't find a word for to express how I feel about this...

Vision: livid

Vision: mortified

Vision: outraged

Vision: aghast

T'Challa: That's going a bit too far now. I am shocked, and I find this a bit hard to believe, but none of that.

Sam: Vision, I will pay you $20 to punch Loki in the face while I record it happening.

Vision: I would do it for free!

Bruce: same.

Vision: I do not stand for this!

Scott: You float, so technically you never will.

Vision: He is a villain! A menace to society! He dares to sway our precious Y/N to the dark side!

Thor: It is not so bad, their relationship. They seem happy so that is what matters, is it not?

Vision: NO

Vision: Y/N CAN BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE

Vision: THE REST OF THE TEAM MUST KNOW!

Thor: TRAITOR! You cannot tell the others!

Bruce: You know, I thought I would be taking this badly but watching Vision's reaction is just too distracting to even get angry.

Sam: I know, right?

Scott: Vision has a point though. Why date Loki when you can datE STeVE?>!

Sam: don't make me ban you.

Vision has added Loki.

Loki: Thor, why did you tell them instead of talking with me or Y/N about it?!

Vision: So you admit it?

Loki: I admit nothing!

Vision: It's true, you "canoodled" with Y/N?

Loki: Me? Place my lips upon theirs? KISSING?! And, having them lay beside me? In my bed? At night? Watch them sleep? Dream about them? Buy them lavish gifts? Hold their hand? Miss and worry for them when they are on missions? Threaten people for them? Be extremely happy whenever I am around them? Lay down my life for them? Let them be the only one to touch my hair? Desire to grow old with them? Have my heart be punched every time I remember they are mortal? And that I will outlive them, leaving me without my true love? Be in love with them?

Loki: DISGUSTING. I would NEVER.

Thor: Astounding that Y/N has such an effect on my brother. He can barely deny their love without proving it.

Loki: Thor, you blithering idiot! Why couldn't you keep your mouth shut? This is why I was hesitant to tell you. Y/N and I were going to but now, you've ruined everything! No wonder I prefer Wade's company instead of yours!

Thor: ... Forgive me, brother.

Loki: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER. I WILL NEVER BE YOUR BROTHER. IF I WAS YOUR BROTHER YOU WOULD NOT HAVE WENT BEHIND MY BACK AND DID THIS!

Sam: Enough.

T'Challa: Ouch.

Scott: You take that back and apologize to your brother right now!

Vision: I'm telling the others about this!

Loki: I can't let you do that.

Vision:

Loki:

Loki: You are no match for me!

Thor: Please, Vision, Loki. Do not do this!

Scott: I'm siding with Vision on this. Loki is not good for Y/N. Wait till Natasha finds out.

T'Challa: I think this is uncalled for. Y/N can date whoever they want, if that person makes them happy, so I'm siding with Loki. They should choose when they want to tell everyone else that they're dating.

Sam: GO VISION! ANNIHILATE HIM LIKE YOU ALMOST DID TO RHODEY.

Vision: ... my emotions.

Sam: Shiiiiiiiiiit.

Sam: Should I have not mentioned that?

Sam: I thought you were over it.

Sam: LOKI KISSED Y/N REMEMBER, HE IS A BAD INFLUENCE FOR THEM. CARRY ON.

Thor: Stop being an instigator!

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Tell me I did not miss anything!

Wanda: Vision, what are you doing?!

Vision: I don't ship it!

Wanda: Well, I do!

Bruce: why did I get stuck babysitting today. steve should be here. not me. i miss science.

Scott: Join us, Wanda! Abandon your ship.

Wanda:

Loki: I am surprised, I did not think you would support me in this.

Wanda: I'm doing this for Y/N so don't lose or I will destroy you.

Sam:

Loki: I will give you one last chance to stand down, Vision. I won't allow you to keep me from Y/N!

Vision: You may stop me but Nat and Clint will avenge me!

Loki:

T'Challa:

Thor: Bruce, do something!

Bruce: I'm not taking part in this. He's YOUR brother.

Scott: Loki is using his illusions to trick Vision!

Vision: Thor!

Vision: Hand over Mjolnir!

Thor: I cannot do that!

Vision:

Thor: Brother, do not do this! Don't make me choose between you and Vision!

T'Challa: ... They're not actually fighting, right?

Bruce: No, they are, not in the way you're imagining however.

Sam: It's really funny.

Loki: FIRST I WILL CRUSH YOUR PHONE, AND THEN YOU!

Loki:

Vision: YOU ARE THE OLD MAN!

Thor: STOP!

Vision: HELP ME, THOR!

Loki: STAY OUT OF THIS, THOR!

Thor:

Loki: HOW DARE YOU! THE ANDROID LIED! HE DOES NOT NEED YOUR HELP!

Thor: TAKE MJOLNIR, VISION. END THIS. ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Scott: Hey, T'Challa, since we're kind of on opposing teams here, do we have to fight too?

T'Challa: We have picked our champions. They fight on for us.

Scott: Good because I REALLY did not want to fight you.

Wanda: HOW ARE YOU LOSING? DO YOU NOT LOVE Y/N? WILL YOU LET VISION STOP YOU FROM BEING WITH THEM?! HE WILL TELL THE OTHERS IF YOU LOSE.

Loki:

Loki: He has me trapped in my room!

T'Challa: lol grounded.

Vision: Thank you for your help, Sam. Throwing some of Tony's things at Loki really helped in distracting him for me.

Sam: The pleasure is all mine.

Wanda: The battle is lost but the war still rages on.

Scott: ... what are you getting at?

Wanda:

Vision: I'M SORRY

Wanda: YOU DON'T GET TO RUIN MY SHIP!

Vision has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Wanda: NONE OF YOU WILL UTTER THEIR SECRET. NOT EVEN TO A FLY. I WILL KNOW.

Wanda has left the chat.

Bruce: And they say the Hulk is scary...

Bruce: Right, so. Science awaits me. Uh, food is in the fridge. Fridge is in the kitchen. Kitchen is in the base. In case of an emergency, call Tony. Not me. If we are under attack, Natasha is somewhere so she'll handle it. So is Steve. You guys will be fine.

Bruce has left the chat.

T'Challa has left the chat.

Scott has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Thor has cleared the chat.

Tony: Pointbreak. Why was your brother and Vision having the most bizarre pillow fight I've ever seen in my entire life?

Loki: It's none of your business.

Thor: Ah yes, that. Vision did not handle the news of Loki and Y/N dating, very well.

Thor: o

Thor: no.

Thor: That is not what I meant, Stark.

Thor: ... Autocorrect.

Thor: how do i take back a message

Thor: he is dating... someone else who shares a similar name with y/n

Thor: on asgard dating means being ones rival

Thor: holding hands is to show your hatred for the other person

Thor: uh

Loki: YOU JUST MADE VISIONS DEFEAT OBSOLETE, YOU FOOL. ALL OF THIS WAS FOR NOTHING. HOW COULD YOU FORGET WHAT WANDA SAID, SHE SAID IT NO MORE THAN 3 MINUTES AGO!

Thor: I AM SORRY, BROTHER. THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

Thor has left the chat.

Tony has added Steve, Clint, Natasha, Bucky.

Tony: I told you, Steve. I'm always right!

Steve: No, I don't approve! Loki has done so many terrible things. How do we know that he's truly changed? We can't let him be anywhere near Y/N!

Bucky: Nice, I approve. Wanda and I have been waiting for this to happen for too damn long!

Natasha: DEATH TO THE FROST GIANT! I WILL MAKE HIM WISH FOR A SWIFT DEATH BUT HE WILL NOT BE GRANTED THAT MERCY!

Clint: TASHA NO.

Clint: No murder until after lunch!

Loki: I'm moving to another realm with Y/N.

Loki has left the chat.

Steve: He's trying to kidnap Y/N! Nat get the jet!

Tony: I think they make a good couple. Loki is not as handsome as me, still a good match though.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Hey everyone! :)

Y/N: OH

Y/N: WOW

Y/N: Suddenly, I have no recall of who you people are. Strange. Memory loss. I wonder why. Like, who is Loki? I don't know a Loki. Sounds like a strange bug to me haha who

Tony: Drop the act. I'm not angry. Only Steve and Tasha are. Not at you though, at the strange bug.

Bucky: Tell me everything about your relationship with Loki. Is he cold in bed too?

Clint: Bad Bucky! We don't ask those kinds of questions.

Steve: WHY DIDN'T I KNOW YOU WERE DATING LOKI

Clint: Because, they kept it... loki.

Clint: YEAAAAAAAAHH!

Y/N has left the chat. (greatly approves)

Natasha has left the chat. (disapproves)

Bucky has left the chat. (slightly approves)

Tony has left the chat. (approves)

Steve has left the chat. (greatly disapproves)

Clint: 😎

Clint has left the chat .