
Loki, Peasant King of Facebook
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Clint has created a chatroom.
Clint has added Thor.
Clint: You need to do something about your brother. He's out of control.
Thor: What has he done this time, my dear arrow man?
Clint:
Clint: Scott didn't comment anything but he was so upset, Thor. SO UPSET. It took Sam an hour to calm him down. He was ready to unleash the ants upon Loki. No one just threatens his small friends and gets away with it.
Thor: I adore the ants D:
Clint:
Clint: Ignoring the previous comments???? He's been telling people to leave this realm and go to the great halls of Valhalla.
Thor: Please do not remind me of that post.
Thor: ALSO LADY PEPPER!!!!!!!! SUCH A BLOW TO MY BROTHER!
Clint:
Thor: Does he mean the sweet grandmas too?!
Clint:
Clint: This is literally Loki and Fury:
Clint:
Thor: Sorry my brother said you should rot, wither away and lay festering under the sun in dire need of water until you crumble into dust, by the way.
Clint: It's cool.
Clint:
Thor: Now my brother's just digging his own grave at this point.
Clint: We should just let T'Challa handle him.
Thor: No, Loki would get hurt D:
Clint:
Thor: That cake... Does not seem... sanitary.
Clint: Your brother's going to be taken out by one of Bucky's fans if he doesn't stop soon.
Thor: Taken out where?
Clint: To Valhalla.
Thor: Oh...
Thor: I already know of his comments. This is not very surprising. Our mother's day of... passing... Was recently, and so I posted about her. He commented that Mother never loved me... Wanda threatened to decimate him.
Clint: Wanda was raised right. So proud right now :')
Thor: And he had the nerve to comment this on Darcy's post!
Thor:
Clint: HE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FROM FB WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT
Thor: Even I do not know...
Clint: His comments are causing so much tension. So much drama. So many fights. I kind of like it... But ugh, the better good and all that, you know?
Y/N has joined the chat.
You: Are you two gossiping about Loki?
Clint: YEs
Thor: No, we are merely discussing his horrid comments.
Clint: Why haven't we seen him comment on any of your posts, Y/N?
You: I mainly use FB for rare memes that escaped, family or to just... read all the drama between everyone lol.
Clint: oh? what kind of drama and can you send the post my way?
You: check your texts ;)
Clint: You're honestly a life saver. Life would be so boring without you, my lil drama source.
Thor: Can you help us stop my brother, Y/N?
You: I don't have anything else better to do right now, so why not round up a feral Jotunn, huh?
Loki has joined the chat.
Clint: speak of the crybaby
Loki: Hello, Brother. Greetings, Y/N. I sigh exasperatedly at you, Clint.
Loki: Try as much as you wish, but none of you shall be able to halt my reign as King Of Facebook comments.
You: gonna dethrone you
Clint: peasant king
Thor: That's high praise for such an insignificant thing.
Loki: You three never let me have ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Just yesterday I let you kick a table over bc the barista got your name wrong, Wookie.
Clint: And I have done nothing!!! but!!! help!!!! you!!!!! with!!!!! growing!!!! poisonous!!!! plants!!!!!
Thor: ALL THAT I DO FOR YOU, AND YOU STILL THINK I HAVE NOT DONE ENOUGH? I AM SORRY, LOKI, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT LETTING YOU TRY TO MURDER HARMLESS MIDGARDIANS.
Loki: ok so if not midgardians what about like asgardians and other races in space
Vision has joined the chat.
Vision: Hello, everyone.
You: Hello my computer man.
Clint: hi my lil cherry colored son-in-law
Thor: HELLO VISION MY CAPE FRIEND
Loki: Y/N!!
You: my answer is no (:
Vision: Was he going to ask to do something to me?
Loki: >:(
Charles has joined the chat.
Charles: 2018 REGISTRATIONS ARE NOW OPEN. Enroll your Mutant child to Xavier's School for the Gifted. We offer the best Mutant education, Mutant skill building, and Mutant power enhancing, all in a Mutant nurturing environment. Contact Charles Xavier: 0800-a-thought-about-mutants and I will get back to you asap.
Vision: Please stop spamming this message!! This a chat, Charles, with no Mutant children to see it! You've been commenting it on all of Wanda's posts and I must ask you to stop!
Charles: Don't tell me what to do, Vision. Erik will knock your ass out. I'm older than you. Respect your elders. (And if it's me from the other timelines, still respect me bc ERIK).
Erik has joined the chat.
Erik: yes
You: what is going on here
Clint: please, continue this...??
Loki: Can I enroll?
Erik: No.
Charles: No.
Loki: Accept my friend request.
You: Don't.
Loki: But....
Thor: No, Loki.
Loki: Hela wouldn't treat me like this.
Thor: Yeah, you'd be dead so count yourself grateful it's me and not her.
Clint: Be nice to your brother, Loki.
Loki: you're like... so much younger than me.... please don't try to step into a fatherly role.... bc i'm literally like..... older
You: why are you talking like that now
Loki: bc like...... i can like do what i like want, y/n.... gosh
You: Hey, Thor. Do you think you can start paying me for GodSitting your brother most of the time?
Thor: I have 3 coins, some ashes, and a shard of Mjolnir.
Vision: That's sad. Shall I console you with Tony's money? Come here, Thor. Let me wipe away your tears with money.
Charles: Yeah... Do you maybe want a hug...?
Clint: Where are the ashes from?
Erik: Probably Asgard... or his dead people... or a mix of both?
Thor: yes
You: oh
Erik: This is too morbid, even for me.
Erik:
Erik has left the chat.
Loki: I'm sad. Can I have money?
Vision: broke ass bitch
Vision has left the chat.
You: who has changed my computer man?! WHO?!
Loki: Oh, Clint, that's such a terrible thing for him to say to you.
Clint: That was for you.
Loki: No?
Loki:
Loki has left the chat.
Charles: I know I run a school for Mutants but I would love to have Vision as a student. His mind... is phenomenal...
Thor: He switches so quickly and the words are said so seriously it's like... I don't know what it is.
Clint: It's called Tony.
Clint: observe.
Clint has added Tony.
Tony:
Charles: ERIK?!
Charles has been disconnected.
Tony: What happened to the professor?
You: Why have you corrupted my computer man?
Tony: I have done no such thing.
Thor: Leave him be, Tony.
Clint: keep going. it's funny.
Tony: I knew the How To Be A Stark classes have been paying off.
Thor: teach me, i need money
Bruce has joined the chat.
Bruce: Cliiiiinnntttt
Clint: yes
Bruce: Come to the lab please c:
Tony: What for?
Clint: yeah ^
Bruce: I've been sitting for too long watching videos and now my butt hurts, but I'm also too lazy to just stand up. Plus I want to go to the kitchen.
Bruce: So can you roll me to the kitchen or pull me up... or make me something to eat, please? c:
Tony: I can do that though...?
Clint: can i snoop around the lab and play with the chemicals
Bruce: Yup.
Clint: Okay, on my way c:
Bruce: c:
Clint has left the chat.
Bruce has left the chat.
You: need me a friend like that
Thor: Um.... Hello.... I carry you around whenever you're too lazy???
You: love you my strong man c:
Thor: I love you too my tiny midgardian c:
Tony: Everyone is bonding and I feel alienated. Stop being friends until someone gives me minor affection. It's rude to me, honestly, just stop.
Natasha has joined the chat.
Natasha: You're tolerable and have an IQ above average c:
Tony: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me c:
Tony: I think the way you beat up people and make them cry is amazing c:
Natasha: Awwww, Stark, I didn't know you were so sweet c:
Thor: The use of "c:" has officially been killed off by you two. Thanks a lot.
Thor has left the chat.
You: Nat, think you can use your mega smart brain to do something about Loki's comments?
Natasha: Leave everything to me.
Natasha has left the chat.
Tony: Y/N.
You: what's up my lil engineer?
Tony: Do you want to keep me company while I work to keep everyone upgraded, safe, secure, financially stable, and happy?
You: i would love to
Tony: You're my new lab partner now. <3
Tony has left the chat.
Y/N has left the chat.
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