I really want an au where the Avengers are competitive ice skaters and are constantly trying and failing to sabotage the other in some bizarre way.

feel free to add onto this so I can write a  oneshot about it ♡

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T'Challa has created a chatroom.

T'Challa has added Scott, Vision, Clint, Natasha, Y/N, Bucky, Sam.

Bucky: King!

Sam: King!

Scott: King T'Challa!

Vision: Hello.

Clint: he broke the t'challa hype chain. ban him.

T'Challa: Before you goldfish lose focus, I need answers.

T'Challa: I walked into my newly built lab here at the compound for when Shuri and I are visiting, and guess what?

Scott: You walked into a very cool lab? c: With all your cool technology very much there?

Bucky: Am I still banned from your lab?

T'Challa: Yes.

T'Challa: And no, Scott...

T'Challa: I walked in... AND EVERYTHING IS TINY.

Scott: Oh... That sounds like a real problem...

Clint: It's quite insignific-ant actually. GET IT?

Natasha:

Natasha: You're on thin ice, Barton.

You: whyareyoulikethisclintonfrancisbarton sonofyourmother sonofyourfather residentofyourhouse citizenofyourcountry

Bucky: These types of messages make my tummy sick :(

Sam: Swallow your nausea and possible vomit like true caveman.

T'Challa: Y/N please don't shitpost at a time like this. I need my lab equipment back.

Scott: Do you suspect anyone of doing that...? You know... Maybe Clint did it?

Clint: Yeah, because Hawkeye shrinks stuff, huh?

Scott: He confessed to doing it.

Clint:

Sam: Don't threaten tic tac.

Bucky: Clint... You've aged...

T'Challa: I know someone helped you, Scott. I want their name/s.

Vision: It was Bucky.

Bucky: O

Bucky: OH.

Bucky: I SEE.

Bucky: COME ASK ME FOR GIRL ADVICE, VISION.

Bucky: YOU'LL GET NOTHING BUT JUDGEMENT FROM ME.

Bucky: GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FLIRT WITH WANDA IN JAVA TEXT.

Vision: Your tips were greatly appreciated but they serve me no more. I have no use for your friendship now.

You: THAT'S COLD, VISION

T'Challa: And you would know it was Bucky how?

Vision: I witnessed the act.

Scott: He was our lookout.

Vision: You have no proof.

Sam: Translation: I was an accomplice but none of you fools can pin it on me.

Bucky: Scott and I can prove it.

T'Challa: I need to know WHY you decided it would be fun to shrink everything.

Scott: small lab amusement park where no one can ban us or chase us from it

Bucky: What you can't see us doing, you can't curse us out to Bast.

T'Challa: Bast give me strength.

You: so what are you going to do to them? (:

Natasha: May I suggest... banishment... from the game room?

Bucky: DEMON

Scott:

Scott: Please... I'm so close to beating all of the Hulk's high scores...

You:

You: Hello, 911, yes we've got two FOOLS here

T'Challa: Just an observation, but after spending some time with Loki, all of you have taken to the word 'fool.'

Vision: I care not for the game room.

Bucky: yeah i'm sure you don't you programmed jerk

Bucky: is it in your data to be such a lil shit 

Vision: There is no need for animosity.

Bucky: you showed me our friendship was built on LIES and DECEIT

T'Challa has added Wanda.

Wanda: Ako by si to mohol urobiť pre Buckyho, otočíš sa ďalej a povieš, že si ma nikdy nemiloval, že si sa na mňa staral len preto, aby si mohol splniť nejaký sobecký dôvod a potom ísť a pomôcť Scottovi s ním a ďalšia vec, ktorú robíš "Ty zradíš Bucky a správaš sa tak, ako si ty nad všetkým, tak mi pomôž mi Vision, keby si neprišiel hore a teraz sa im ospravedlníš a T'Challa, nebudeš mať niekoho, kto by vyskúšal linky, ktoré BUCKY naučil vás. (How could you do that to Bucky? Will you turn around next and say you never loved me? That you only cared for me so you could fulfill some selfish reason? And then you go and help Scott and him, and next thing you do? You betray Bucky, and act like you are above everything. So help me Vision, if you don't come downstairs right now and apologize to them, and T'Challa, you won't have someone to try out the lines that BUCKY taught you.)

Natasha: N I C E!!

You: DAMN GIRL

Bucky: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, VISION? WHO?!?

Clint: Vision fears no consequence for his actions... except the wrath of his girlfriend.

Vision: WANDA, PLEASE, DO NOT SAY THOSE THINGS. I LOVE YOU.

Vision: BUCKY, I AM SORRY.

Vision has been disconnected.

Sam: I have no idea what Wanda said but she needs to do that more often. Vision suffers. I smile.

T'Challa: even more Loki tendencies...

Natasha: Vision's going through his rebellious teenage phase, Sam.

Sam: I know, but still.

T'Challa: Return my lab to its original state.

Scott: Right! Of course! I'm sorry.

Scott has left the chat.

Clint: so... what's everyone doing and can i join?

T'Challa: Scott supervision.

Wanda: Vision supervision.

Clint: hmmm......... both are boring.

You: I'm Godsitting.

Clint: whO

You: Thor. It's his first time going ice skating.

Clint: i will consider this option.......... romanoff?

Natasha: I am with Y/N, showing off my sick ice skating skills. Children are crying. It is not my fault they are terrible.

You: She says it so casually but she is distressed.

Natasha: People are also falling. And screaming. I don't like this.

You: I'm 100% sure that the people are falling for Thor. Like............... who wouldn't

Clint: that's a fact

Clint: sam?

Sam: Steve and I are shopping.

Bucky: did you buy what i wrote down on the list

Sam: Yes.

Bucky: i owe you my life

T'Challa: What did you buy him?

Bucky: DOn't say it!!!!!!!!

You: WAS IT THE

Y/N has been disconnected.

T'Challa: Bucky killed her before she could finish that sentence.

Bucky: bucky only snipes bad guys...

Natasha: Thor slipped, grabbed Y/N, and took her down with him.

Wanda: Is she dead? Oh my God, please tell me she's not dead.

Wanda: I'm imagining it now...

Wanda: Crushed to death by a hot God.

Wanda: Actually not a bad way to go imo.

Wanda has been disconnected.

Bucky: Vision did something to her phone. :/

Bucky: o and now she's doing something to him

Bucky: ah yes... the good old couple spat... WHERE ONE IS HURLED TO SPACE

Sam: He's exaggerating... (???)

Bucky: am i? have you met wanda?

T'Challa: please update me on y/n's status, i am worried

Natasha: Don't worry, Thor hit the ice first and managed to cushion her fall so she's okay.

Y/N has joined the chat.

You: I NEARLY DIED

You: MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES

You: it was filled with so many catfights between all of you lmao

You: PRAISE THOR'S PECS FOR SAVING ME

T'Challa: Honey... Sweetheart... I think you need to go to the ER... His pecs are like rocks.

Natasha: I'm not sure if she hurt her head.

Natasha: ... She's fine...

Clint: it's settled, papa clint is joining the ice skating squad so NO ONE DIES

Sam: Papa to who?

Clint: Thor. He's an orphan now.

T'Challa: Stop adopting so many heroes as your kids.

Bucky: Are there perks to being adopted by Clint?

Natasha: I've found you another son, Clint. Bucky the Baby.

Clint: ... I don't want

Bucky: today is the day I find out who my real friends are

Bucky: so far it's just been nutoosha, stove, scoot, wend, sem...

You: And.......me? T'Challa?

Bucky: t'challa banned me from his lab and you didn't take me ice skating

Sam: I'm asking Tony to revoke your internet access.

Bucky: y tho

Natasha: Stop.

Natasha has left the chat.

You: T'Challa do you want to join us? Say yes pls

T'Challa: I doubt Clint can prevent further accidents and I'd hate for you to get hurt, so yes.

You: :'D

Y/N has left the chat.

Sam: Steve and I are near the ice rink so we'll join too. If you don't swoop in on your ice skates and catch me before my butt hits the ice, I'll leave.

Sam has left the chat.

T'Challa has left the chat.

Bucky: HELLO and me?

Clint: when someone leaves a chat.... they can't see your messages..... just saying.....

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky: I'll show them who the real ice skating champion around here is.

Bucky has left the chat.