Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has added Bruce.

Tony: Silence the mutt or I will silence him... Permanently!

Bruce: You know how he gets when it's a full moon. Have some mercy for the pup!

Tony: He's been howling for 2 hours straight! Y/N and Peter are exhausted from their trip and he's going to awake them!

Bruce: If they suffered through 2 hours of howling, I doubt they'll awaken soon.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Hey, wanna go beat up a mob boss with me?

Tony: Excuse me... What?

Sam: I contacted one of my fairy pals and got some information regarding Steve - he's under a spell to do the Red Skull's bidding.

Bruce: I knew it!

Tony: We will gladly help. Just let me get my fly swatter.

Sam: Is Bucky in mid transformation or fully transformed already?

Bruce: Mid transformation, so please be careful around him.

Sam has added Bucky.

Sam: WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!

Bucky: BUCKY IS

Sam: WANNA PLAY FETCH WITH FAIRIES?

Bucky: YES YES YES

Tony: This is just shameful, really.

Sam has added Thor.

Sam: We're going to be gone for a while. Gonna get old Steve back.

Bruce: I trust you will watch over Y/N and the fledgling?

Tony: There's blood in the fridge if Peter's hungry. His powers might get a bit erratic so... Good luck!

Tony has left the chat.

Thor: Old Steve? At long last! Let me just dry off and I shall check on the young vampire and our human.

Bruce: You went swimming?

Thor: Yes, in the pond in Tony's castle grounds.

Bruce: Haha... you swam in it... Ha...

Bruce has left the chat.

Sam: Damn, dude. I know you need water to survive but... Where do you think Bruce disposes of Bucky's "accidental" victims?

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: BUCKY BITE TOO HARD BUT BRUCE SAY BUCKY IS DO GOOD

Bucky has been disconnected.

Thor: WHAT IS WRONG WITH BRUCE? WHY IS HE ENCOURAGING BUCKY? THAT IS BAD DOG PARENTING!

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Hey, man. Where's everyone going?

Clint: Aww why didn't Sam invite me?!

Thor: What will you do? Haunt the fairies into boredom so they lift the spell from Steve?

Clint: And he didn't invite you bc all you'd do is splash them with water, Ariel :)

Clint: Oh, and Aqua-man is cooler than you, you Neptune wannabe :)

Thor: Okay, wow. Uncalled for. We all know your powers are inferior. You haven't even reached poltergeist level yet... It's embarrassing.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: WHERE'S NATASHA

Peter: WHERE'S TONY

Peter: My mouth feels like it's on fire!

Peter: I'm so hungry!

Clint: I don't know who has the worst first transformation. Werewolves or Vampires?

Thor: I heard Werewolves break bones during their first transformation...

Clint: What? No! That's a rumor. Vampires are basically starving and getting their fangs is like being stabbed.

Peter: IT'S SO MUCH WORSE

Thor: We must consult Bruce and Tony. Peter, there is blood in the fridge. Help yourself to it.

Peter: I DID I NEED MORE

Clint: Well, it was nice knowing you Thor.

Thor has added Natasha.

Thor: WHERE ART THOU?

Natasha: Assassinating anyone who threatens Tony's reign as Vampiric King.

Peter: HOOOOOOLY

Clint: Holy water is bad for you and me.

Thor: You left the child! He needs more blood!

Natasha: Where's Tony?!

Clint: He went to save Steve.

Natasha: Ugh, are you kidding me? I'm going to try and make it back as soon as I can. Make sure he doesn't drain someone of all their blood, PLEASE.

Peter: I FEEL SO MUCH ENERGY EVERYTHING IS SO BRIGHT AND LOUD

Clint: Luckily, there are no humans here.

Thor: Our human...

Clint: Unluckily, Y/N is here.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: heyyy guess who just arrived at the castle!

Natasha: PIETRO I SWEAR IF YOU ATE SOMEONE'S BRAINS OR NEED ANOTHER LIMB RESTITCHED I WILL BURY EACH AND EVERY PIECE OF YOU ACROSS THE EARTH BECAUSE Y/N CANNOT BABY YOU NOR CAN I.

Pietro: what's got your fangs in a twist?

Natasha: I haven't fed yet. If I feed on my targets, they'll assume Tony ordered the assassination and we cannot have another war.

Peter: ARE ZOMBIES EDIBLE DO THEY HAVE BLOOD YES OR YES

Pietro: stay back, i have a stake and i am not afraid to use it!!!

Thor: We need our human's help.

Thor has added Y/N.

Thor: Sorry to disturb your sleep, but I do not know how to handle a fledgling undergoing transformation, and I think Pietro is decaying again, and I am NOT about to go anywhere near him.

Y/N: Tony has a blood vault underneath the castle. The secret passage to it is in the dining hall. Clint will help you.

Clint has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Y/N: And as for Pietro, Bruce has the Anti-decay potion is his room, go get it.

Pietro has left the chat.

Y/N: Natty, don't rush back. Finish your... mission... and make sure to... eat.

Natasha has left the chat.

Thor: You are extremely good at your job!

Y/N: Thor, I must confess something. I've been feeling... different, recently.

Thor: Are you unwell?

Y/N: Things have been happening. I lost my phone yesterday, and I got really frustrated about it and then poof! It's in front of me with a weird red haze.

Thor: Sounds like you have a certain type of magic, one only witches have which is preposterous since they are rare! Maybe you just imagined it?

Y/N: Yeah, maybe you're right...

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: BUCKY ATE RED SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/N: BUCKY DID WHAT

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: BRUCE FULLY TRANSFORMED, HE'S REALLY ANGRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVE, AND HE JUST WIPED OUT RED SKULL'S WHOLE CREW! I mean, I was going to do that by swatting them, but Bruce went full wolf on them!

Tony: Oh and Bucky ate Red Skull.

Y/N: I WAS ASLEEP FOR TWO HOURS, TONY. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GUYS MANAGE TO PULL THIS OFF?!

Tony: On the bright side, Steve is free.

Thor: What's on the dark side?

Tony: About 20 or so fairies have been massacred by an angry Werewolf. With witnesses.

Bucky: BUCKY HAPPY STEVIE BACK

Y/N: Thor and I are on our way. Don't move!

Tony: And risk being torn apart by Bruce? I wouldn't dream of it.

Thor: Wait, you say Bucky ate the Red Skull, but he's not fully transformed yet... Then that means...

Thor:  By the nine, we must not let Bucky transform!

Thor has left the chat.

Bucky: THOR NO STOP BUCKY!

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony: How are we going to stop them? It's a full moon! They're at full strength tonight!

Y/N: I'm sure you can figure it out, oh ancient and powerful one! Or are Werewolves stronger than Vampires?

Tony: OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST INSINUATE THAT! I WILL STOP THEM MYSELF. I AM THE STRONGEST VAMPIRE TO WALK THIS PLANET!

Y/N: Tony, enough inflating your ego, more stopping murderous pups, please.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: ... Hey, Y/N! I'm sorry for how I was.

Y/N: It's okay, Steve. I'm glad Sam figured it out and saved you!

Steve: I might need saving again, I don't think Bruce can tell the fairies apart anymore.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Hey. Who's murdering all the fairies and can I join?

Y/N: NO. WANDA WHY.

Wanda: ... They taste nice.

Steve: I taste HORRIBLE.

Steve has left the chat.

T'Challa has joined the chat.

Y/N: SHIT

Y/N: YOUR HIGHNESS

Y/N: DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

Wanda: You are SOOOOOO dead.

T'Challa: I am summoning the council. There has been a surge of power - perhaps a potential witch.

Y/N: BRUCE CAN'T HELP IT WHEN HE'S ANGRY, PLUS THOSE NASTY EVIL FLYING JERKS HAD IT COMING!

T'Challa: ...

Y/N: You didn't know?

T'Challa: I have summoned a portal in your vicinity. Please enter it. 

Wanda: R.I.P

T'Challa has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Wanda has added Sailor.

Wanda: hey ;)

Sailor has been disconnected.

Wanda has left the chat.