Y/N has created a chatroom: Meet the new Fledgling

Y/N has added Tony, Clint, Sam, Natasha, Thor, Steve, Bucky, Bruce.

Thor: Our human! We have missed you!

Tony: New fledgling?! Some of us are thousands of years old, we can't have a fledgling join us! I am too old to look after a child!

Y/N: I missed everyone too!

Y/N: except Tony

Sam: a burn not even sunlight can best

Y/N: He's a newly turned vampire, Stark. You and Natasha can guide him through the process. Plus, I don't get to decide who joins our group. I'm just assigned to make sure you all abide to human laws.

Thor: Yes, our human speaks the truth!

Bruce: A vampire? Pity. I would have liked another werewolf to join Barnes and I.

Y/N: I'm ordering everyone to meet at Stark Castle. Introductions can be done in person then, but for now, the chat will do.

Y/N has added Peter.

Y/N: Peter, as you know after the discovery of supernatural beings, a law was passed that one human be assigned to a group of them, ensuring that they easily fit in and are safe. This group, is your second family. Most of us are scattered all over the world, but we always meet up every few weeks.

Sam: "discovery of supernatural beings" pffft you mean when the werewolves decided to pee on human things and run naked, ultimately outing the rest of us because we tried to stop them?

Peter: wait... what... I thought you all just left the shadows and signed a treaty?

Clint: I was confused too when I heard that.

Bruce: As if the rest of your human, well ex, companions want the truth out there that my brethren urinated upon their items.

Peter: ...why?

Bruce: A long story, child. We were mind controlled. We are not savage animals!

Clint: Except for Bucky.

Bruce: What went wrong with that dear boy's DNA...?

Bucky: What are you implying?

Tony: You're a wild mutt and a disappointment to your kind.

Bucky: I am not!

Y/N: Bucky, you pee in public every time you go somewhere new. You chase cats. You once burried my phone.

Bruce: Despite Bucky's flaws... we love him nonetheless.

Peter: So werewolves aren't like that?

Bruce: Goodness no! We comprise most of the world's scientists. Bucky is a... weird anomaly... He makes a good hunter, however.

Bucky: You guys are meanies :(

Y/N: Right, moving on... Peter, I'm assigning Stark and Natasha to be your mentors. They're vampires too.

Tony: Greetings, young one! I am Tony Stark, one of the oldest vampires around. I invented flirting.

Y/N: True, Stark flirts with everything that breathes. Natasha will be doing most of the teaching.

Natasha: It is a good thing I am dead and do not need to breathe.

Tony: I can warm up that cold, dead body of yours ;)

Natasha: I can rip out your cold, dead heart ;)

Tony: You almost succeeded once... do not try again.

Peter: How old are you two?

Tony: "Leader" of our kind, young one. Although you need not call me King. Tony is fine.

Natasha: Thousands of years old. If Tony starts acting like a royal pain, I'm here to keep him in line.

Y/N: Now, the introductions. Bruce and Bucky are werewolves. Bruce, like Tony, is in charge of his kind. How I got assigned to two ancient beings who lead an entire race? I do not know...

Thor: Our human, you forget I am a Prince! And Steven is a mob boss! And Clint is on the run from death! And Sam is a celebrity! Our human, you certainly have been given the most stressful batch of beings.

Bruce: Peter, if Tony cannot mentor you, I have a vast knowledge on vampires should Natasha permit me mentoring you as well. Plus, I am able to teach you about the other races.

Bucky: I can... kill people... humans... crunchy... yes... for you... I shall... Peter... you like... humans? Bucky... fetch humans...

Y/N: NO. BAD BUCKY! NO KILLING PEOPLE! I'M SENDING YOU TO WEREWOLF SCHOOL AGAIN.

Bucky: BUCKY NO LIKE WEREWOLF SCHOOL!

Bruce: Do not worry, Y/N, I have the water bottle ready should he fully transform and try to go on a killing spree like last time...

Bucky: I... am sorry, please... it is hard for me to control my transformations.

Bruce: Unlike the rest of us, Bucky possesses a deep bloodlust. I can transform at will, or when I am angry, and control myself, but he cannot. He does not remember what he does after he transforms. You must excuse his behaviour.

Clint: ONE TIME BUCKY TRANSFORMED AND ATE TONY'S COFFIN WHILE TONY WAS STILL INSIDE

Tony: It was beautiful mahogany...

Peter: How many people has Bucky killed...?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: ... MOVING ON ONCE MORE

Steve: Avoidance. That should be an answer in itself, kid.

Peter: 10?

Sam: We wish it was that little...

Y/N: Peter, Clint is a ghost.

Peter: That is awesome!

Clint: Yeah, I died. Finessed Death. Now I'm a ghost. Pretty cool.

Sam: Uh, no one thinks it's cool, Clint.

Peter: You avoided Death?

Clint: She's hunting me down and trying to drag me to the other side. Emphasis on trying. 😎

Y/N: Steve is a fairy. That's all I'm going to say. You don't need to talk to him.

Peter: A fairy?! I've never seen one before! Like, the tooth fairy? You guys are magical and full of good. What's it like, Steve?

Y/N: why you no listen?!

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott: Boss, we have a problem. A batch of fairy dust went bad.

Steve: One second, kid.

Peter: Sure!

Thor: Here we go again...

Steve: Am I paying you for nothin'?

Scott: No boss...

Steve: Then what am I paying you for?

Scott: To make sure the fairy dust is made and sold quietly...?

Steve: Exactly. So, what are you doin' here, Scotty?

Scott: It's Scott...

Steve: And why is the batch bad, Scotty? Yous not doin' your job?

Scott: Boss, please... I'll see to it.

Steve: You better. Or your wings will make a nice lil addition to my wall.

Tony: Fairies, despise you lot...

Scott has left the chat.

Y/N: Steve, we have discussed this. You can't keep selling fairy dust!

Peter: What's wrong with fairy dust?

Bruce: It's not fairy dust in the way you think. It's a narcotic made by fairies and Steve is the one running the whole operation.

Steve: I'm a businessman, Y/N. And fairy dust brings a lot of business.

Steve: Now, kid, as I was saying. I deal fairy dust, and yous right, I'm a tooth fairy too. I collect em, pay money for the good ones. I also have a nice lil bakery.

Peter: I think I've been to your bakery! It took me hours to get to the till. How do you make the fairy cake so crunchy?!

Steve: Teeth, kid. Grind em up real nice. Sometimes supply is low. My boys will cause a... accident... to get the teeth. Don't tell anyone, or wes  gonna have problems.

Clint: I died by eating fairy cake and choking on a tooth.

Peter: Oh my God.

Tony: Let me swat Steve!

Thor: Steven, our human has told you not to speak of your crimes and to cease them at once!

Steve: Yeah, yeah. I'll stop when there's no more teeth to harvest.

Y/N: Steve wasn't always like this. He was good. Righteous... always doing the right thing. But then he got into business with a fairy nicknamed Red Skull. His sweet bakery turned dark. And so did his soul.

Peter: That's horrible!

Natasha: We miss the old Steve.

Tony: The old Steve is dead. And this is an imposter that I will crush one day.

Steve: Get over it, Stark. Not everyone stays the same like your boring self.

Thor: You are making it hard for our human, Steven! Go to your shame corner!

Steve has left the chat.

Bucky: We were best friends, once. Now it's like Red Skull brainwashed him. Led him down a bad path.

Thor: This is all... morbid. Let us change the topic. I am Prince Thor, a merman. Nice to meet you, Peter. And yes, I can walk on land. You must visit my kingdom, soon! Although, it is underwater and I hope you do not fear the Kraken.

Peter: I think I'll wait a while before I visit...

Y/N: Last but not least is Sam! A shapeshifter and famous actor.

Peter: Sam.. as in Sam Wilson?! The man who plays all the roles in a movie?! Can I get your autograph?

Sam: Sure, sure. Anything for a fan.

Thor: Celebrities more popular than royalty? Disgusting.

Y/N: Right, now that introductions are done, we can all leave for Stark castle.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: Y/N MY ARM FELL OFF AGAIN

Natasha: You really need to learn to stitch it back on, Pietro. Y/N can't always fix your limbs!

Pietro: BUT NATASHA, I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO

Natasha: LEARN

Peter: Zombie, I'm guessing?

Y/N: Pietro get Wanda to bring you to Stark Castle, I'm on my way there.

Pietro: SHE'S BUSY LURING SAILORS TO THEIR DEATHS

Y/N: Thor?

Thor: There shall be no murder in my ocean!

Thor has left the chat.

Pietro: oooohhh new kid

Pietro: u like brains?

Y/N has blocked Pietro.

Y/N: Never eat anything that he offers you.

Bucky: mmmm brains

Y/N: BUCKY

Sam: I'll bring him some dog treats, that'll stop him from going crazy.

Bucky: YES

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Hey Tony, can I haunt your castle?

Tony: Sure, knock yourself out.

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky: Y/N BRING ME TREATS TOO

Bucky has left the chat.

Bruce: And he's off to the palace grounds to destroy my beautiful flowers...

Tony: Everything is dead in my castle garden. So much more easier to maintain.

Natasha: Well, I'm off to do some hunting before Y/N and Parker arrive.

Natasha has left the chat.

Y/N: I'll see you guys soon!

Bruce: Have a safe trip, Y/N.

Tony: I'll prepare the young one's coffin.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter: It was nice meeting you all! I'm kind of scared of Bucky and Steve... Still nice nontheless!

Peter has left the chat.

Tony: When should we tell Y/N she is undergoing a transformation?

Bruce: Just as it is her duty to care and protect us, it is our duty to do the same. One day we will tell her, but for now, let her enjoy her moments as a human.

Tony: It's been a while since I encountered a witch.

Bruce: They are most powerful. Always cloaking themselves.

Tony: Do you think she will spell Steve into a toad?

Bruce: One can only hope...

Bruce has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.