Endgame? More like Endthotnos
Quick question! Would it be better for me to have a separate account for original works? And keep this one for the fandom stuff?
Also, I just want to say thank you?? All of you who've been reading this book. I don't reply to comments often even though I want to---I get distracted with life and then I feel like it's too late to reply---but I see all the comments and I love them!!! Y'all are so funny and sweet and I'm super grateful to have such lovely readers.
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Tony has created a chatroom: snap can't touch us 😩✊🏼
Tony has added Natasha, Steve, Clint, Bruce, Thor, Y/N.
Steve: Tony.
Steve: Chat name.
Steve: TONY.
Steve:
You: I mean, he's not wrong. . .
Natasha: Steve's still sensitive about it. I JUST got him to look away from the window.
Steve: Don't touch my Celine album Natasha.
Clint: i can't breathe
Tony: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Clint: NO?!
Thor: tony what's your location
Tony: One second.
Tony: Okay.
Tony: It seems I am... IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DAMN SPACE.
Thor: can you be more specific
Tony: i
Thor: like narrow it down
You: Thor I don't think that's possible.
Thor: maybe there are landmarks
You: IN SPACE?
Thor: yeah like a specific star
Bruce: tony ohmyGOD tony I'm i miss you come back home to me safely
Tony: Great. Now I'm crying.
Natasha: drink your tears
Steve: It's terrible . . . I AM TOO.
Natasha: NotYoU?! DRINK NORMAL WATER STEVE?
Steve: not THAT
You: he means he's crying
Steve: Yes, thank you, Y/N. She speaks so many languages but Natasha can't understand my distress.
Natasha: I consciously choose to ignore it.
Steve: natasha did you take my album
Natasha: And what are you gonna do about it?
Steve: nothing... :(
Clint: Y'all want any snacks? Like ice cream? Since y'all are ONLY CRYING.
Tony: How could you ask me that. . ?
Clint: Are you on a new diet?
Tony: Why, yes actually.
Tony: I am DIEtING.
Natasha: It really puts the DIE in DIET. It's that tough.
Clint: What??
Clint: So you don't want ice cream?
You: He's in space. . .
Clint: like the sky kind of space?
Bruce: the "sky kind of space" he asks
Bruce: SKY. SPACE.
Natasha: clint. . .
Thor: TOTOTOTOTOTOTO
You: now im DIEtING
You: tototototo?
Thor: sksksks but my initials (:
Bruce: So Thor, when you laugh. . . And we ALL know you laugh out loud unlike the rest of us, do you just. . . Yell your name?
Thor: i thought we were friends but you mock me
Thor: was trying to be creative
Tony: It's your effort that matters.
Clint: Africa by Toto is my favorite song.
Thor: i've never sung a song before so how could it be by me
Tony: You're making fun of my situation, Clint? Jabs? Jeers? Thinking how I don't get any rain up in the sky space, huh? I'M SO thirsty---
You: Okay two things here,
You: Thor, see the video I sent you.
You: Tony deep breaths!!
Tony: I would if I could, Y/N!
Bruce: Tony,
Bruce: send galaxy noods
Tony: I am thirsty but my thirst for that is unquenchable.
Steve: What is this conversation and why must I view it?
Natasha: space noods that NASA won't show us
Clint: love me some stars 👀
Thor: this is PRON and i won't allow it!!!
You: nood blocked 💀
Steve: I genuinely hate this. I can't tell if Thor is being serious or joking. However, I know for a FACT that Bruce is serious. He loves space.
Bruce: I'm just. . . A simple man---
Natasha: Bruce, send microscope noods.
Bruce: You're in luck! I just bought a new one yesterday, and whew let me tell you about the lenses on this bad boy.
Natasha: Love me some science lessons.
You: Steve.
Steve: What?
You: send shield noods
Steve: My shield is not something to be objectified!
Tony: It is a literal object.
You: T'Challa's vibranium is more finely crafted anyway.
Steve: How could you say that? As if my shield has never saved you? Never been there for you? Never took a bullet for you?
Clint: One time Steve reared the shield back, ready to throw it but ended up knocking me out instead.
Clint: I am still unsure if I should press charges. Shield hasn't done much for me.
Thor: you should press charges
Steve: WHY????
Thor: i've never done such a thing when i wielded mjolnjr and even now with stormbreaker
Thor: it's irresponsible weapon usage and you should be CHARGED!!!!
Bruce: Exactly. This right here. Mhm.
Bruce: Not ONCE has Thor had a mishap.
You: best thunder god 💖
Thor: 💖💖💖
Thor: wait i am the ONLY thunder god you know so why do you say it as if----
You: yes but like, you're technically more lightning orientated and there are lightning gods---
Thor: no!! don't speak!! i don't want to hear about your cheating
Natasha: y/n ask zeus to send noods
Tony: Natasha is very obviously joking. We do NOT need any Greek Casanova taking that as a challenge to seduce us or anything.
Natasha: Oh, oh yeah, no definitely kidding. Even I know not to stir that pot.
Clint: Even in sky space Tony is watching out for us. Like an angel.
Bruce: Stop talking about him as if he's already dead!! Still your LYING tongue!!
Tony: i can be ur angel
Tony:
Tony: or ur devil
Tony:
Steve: Be my angel ONLY. The other pic looks like you were stabbed by a poisoned knife and lost all feeling as paralysis set in.
Thor: so sweet angel :)
Natasha: Ew. Stay an angel.
Clint: Aw, I miss that smile :( that shit eating grin :( that know it all smirk :(
Rhodey has joined the chat.
Rhodey: real freaks RISE
You: hey tony, devil lookin real, mhm, yeah, mmmm 👀👀👀👀👀
Rhodey: looks like he's really possessed 👀👀👀👀 what that rolling eye do
Bruce:🎵 oooooh i love my ugly boy 🎵
Steve:
Steve: Here you go, angel gang. Remove the filth from your eyes.
Rhodey: See this is how you know who's Tony's real real friends. The ones willing to mess around and act like dumbasses for him.
Tony: Can confirm. Y/N, Rhodey Baby, Brucie? That. . . Was the sweetest thing someone has ever told me.
Thor: is this about accepting tony even when he is ugly? i accept you when you are ugly tony
Tony: okay firstly I'm never ugly but thank you
Rhodey: There's some FAKES in this chat.
Natasha: 4 Dimensional chess being played here and Steve lost
Steve: it is AGAINST EVERY CELL IN MY BODY to act so
Tony: ACT SO WHAT
Bruce: I'm a galaxy brain scientist but even I . . .
Clint: Im always a dumbass so I'm good
Clint: just do it once Steve
Steve: . . .
Steve: wow... tony... your hair... 👀👀👀... the way it is combed? such nice gel 👀👀👀 looking slick, slick 👀👀👀 haha sport 👀👀👀👀 good mouth for chewing food 👀👀👀 your orthodontist must be proud 👀👀👀
Tony: okay that's enough. so close to cutting my signal to you all.
Rhodey: One day Steve will invent his own meme and it will kill me.
Tony: wait wait
Bruce: idea!
Bruce: omg I see it
Bruce: Yes it could work!
Tony: It has to!
Natasha: Um, in words for the rest of us who can't read minds?
Tony: Trace my signal to God's knows where. Find "landmarks" that Thor can remember and have him use Stormbreaker to come get me!
Bruce: As, Stormbreaker = Bifrost, kinda, now. Get to landmark via Stormbreaker, from there travel to Tony with good tracking tech courtesy of Shuri and in some stylish space suits also courtesy of Shuri.
You: Genius!!!!
Steve: Thor was actually onto something?
Thor: I'm the god of thots not fools
Tony: How do I join this religion?
Clint: just gonna ignore that hard revelation?!
You: It's nothing. Thor's just turning his brother's taunts into something that can't be used to get to him.
Thor: he calls me thot and so i am the god of thots now, too, all are welcome, each thot level, mild to spicy
Natasha: I'm converting.
Thor: let's go save the day fellow thots
Thor:
Thor has left the chat.
Tony: I believe in him.
Tony has left the chat.
You: let's go let's go!!
Y/N has left the chat.
Natasha: Amazing.
Natasha has left the chat.
Clint: haha cool :)
Clint has left the chat.
Steve: ????? OKAY. We're going, just like that? Fine, I guess!
Steve has left the chat.
Rhodey: What a beautiful happy ending.
Bruce: We get Tony back, Loki can't be mean to Thor, AND Thor has a new thing going for him. Such a good day.
Thanos has joined the chat.
Thanos: looking for thots? you may call me THOTnos
Rhodey: Vile. Nightmare. Hate this. Hate it.
Rhodey has left the chat.
Bruce: Thot, God of Thots, will defeat you, you fake!!!
Bruce has blocked Thanos.
Bruce has left the chat.
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Russo brother's wish they could write Endgame like this sksksksksks
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