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Endgame? More like Endthotnos

Quick question! Would it be better for me to have a separate account for original works? And keep this one for the fandom stuff?

Also, I just want to say thank you?? All of you who've been reading this book. I don't reply to comments often even though I want to---I get distracted with life and then I feel like it's too late to reply---but I see all the comments and I love them!!! Y'all are so funny and sweet and I'm super grateful to have such lovely readers.

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Tony has created a chatroom: snap can't touch us 😩✊🏼

Tony has added Natasha, Steve, Clint, Bruce, Thor, Y/N.

Steve: Tony.

Steve: Chat name.

Steve: TONY.

Steve:

You: I mean, he's not wrong. . .

Natasha: Steve's still sensitive about it. I JUST got him to look away from the window.

Steve: Don't touch my Celine album Natasha.

Clint: i can't breathe

Tony: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Clint: NO?!

Thor: tony what's your location

Tony: One second.

Tony: Okay.

Tony: It seems I am... IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DAMN SPACE.

Thor: can you be more specific

Tony: i

Thor: like narrow it down

You: Thor I don't think that's possible.

Thor: maybe there are landmarks

You: IN SPACE?

Thor: yeah like a specific star

Bruce: tony ohmyGOD tony I'm i miss you come back home to me safely

Tony: Great. Now I'm crying.

Natasha: drink your tears

Steve: It's terrible . . . I AM TOO.

Natasha: NotYoU?! DRINK NORMAL WATER STEVE?

Steve: not THAT

You: he means he's crying

Steve: Yes, thank you, Y/N. She speaks so many languages but Natasha can't understand my distress.

Natasha: I consciously choose to ignore it.

Steve: natasha did you take my album

Natasha: And what are you gonna do about it?

Steve: nothing... :(

Clint: Y'all want any snacks? Like ice cream? Since y'all are ONLY CRYING.

Tony: How could you ask me that. . ?

Clint: Are you on a new diet?

Tony: Why, yes actually.

Tony: I am DIEtING.

Natasha: It really puts the DIE in DIET. It's that tough.

Clint: What??

Clint: So you don't want ice cream?

You: He's in space. . .

Clint: like the sky kind of space?

Bruce: the "sky kind of space" he asks

Bruce: SKY. SPACE.

Natasha: clint. . .

Thor: TOTOTOTOTOTOTO

You: now im DIEtING

You: tototototo?

Thor: sksksks but my initials (:

Bruce: So Thor, when you laugh. . . And we ALL know you laugh out loud unlike the rest of us, do you just. . . Yell your name?

Thor: i thought we were friends but you mock me

Thor: was trying to be creative

Tony: It's your effort that matters.

Clint: Africa by Toto is my favorite song.

Thor: i've never sung a song before so how could it be by me

Tony: You're making fun of my situation, Clint? Jabs? Jeers? Thinking how I don't get any rain up in the sky space, huh? I'M SO thirsty---

You: Okay two things here,

You: Thor, see the video I sent you.

You: Tony deep breaths!!

Tony: I would if I could, Y/N!

Bruce: Tony,

Bruce: send galaxy noods

Tony: I am thirsty but my thirst for that is unquenchable.

Steve: What is this conversation and why must I view it?

Natasha: space noods that NASA won't show us

Clint: love me some stars 👀

Thor: this is PRON and i won't allow it!!!

You: nood blocked 💀

Steve: I genuinely hate this. I can't tell if Thor is being serious or joking. However, I know for a FACT that Bruce is serious. He loves space.

Bruce: I'm just.  .  . A simple man---

Natasha: Bruce, send microscope noods.

Bruce: You're in luck! I just bought a new one yesterday, and whew let me tell you about the lenses on this bad boy.

Natasha: Love me some science lessons.

You: Steve.

Steve: What?

You: send shield noods

Steve: My shield is not something to be objectified!

Tony: It is a literal object.

You: T'Challa's vibranium is more finely crafted anyway.

Steve: How could you say that? As if my shield has never saved you? Never been there for you? Never took a bullet for you?

Clint: One time Steve reared the shield back, ready to throw it but ended up knocking me out instead.

Clint: I am still unsure if I should press charges. Shield hasn't done much for me.

Thor: you should press charges

Steve: WHY????

Thor: i've never done such a thing when i wielded mjolnjr and even now with stormbreaker

Thor: it's irresponsible weapon usage and you should be CHARGED!!!!

Bruce: Exactly. This right here. Mhm.

Bruce: Not ONCE has Thor had a mishap.

You: best thunder god 💖

Thor: 💖💖💖

Thor: wait i am the ONLY thunder god you know so why do you say it as if----

You: yes but like, you're technically more lightning orientated and there are lightning gods---

Thor: no!! don't speak!! i don't want to hear about your cheating

Natasha: y/n ask zeus to send noods

Tony: Natasha is very obviously joking. We do NOT need any Greek Casanova taking that as a challenge to seduce us or anything.

Natasha: Oh, oh yeah, no definitely kidding. Even I know not to stir that pot.

Clint: Even in sky space Tony is watching out for us. Like an angel.

Bruce: Stop talking about him as if he's already dead!! Still your LYING tongue!!

Tony: i can be ur angel

Tony:

Tony: or ur devil

Tony:

Steve: Be my angel ONLY. The other pic looks like you were stabbed by a poisoned knife and lost all feeling as paralysis set in.

Thor: so sweet angel :)

Natasha: Ew. Stay an angel.

Clint: Aw, I miss that smile :( that shit eating grin :( that know it all smirk :(

Rhodey has joined the chat.

Rhodey: real freaks RISE

You: hey tony, devil lookin real, mhm, yeah, mmmm 👀👀👀👀👀

Rhodey: looks like he's really possessed 👀👀👀👀 what that rolling eye do

Bruce:🎵 oooooh i love my ugly boy 🎵

Steve:


Steve: Here you go, angel gang. Remove the filth from your eyes.

Rhodey: See this is how you know who's Tony's real real friends. The ones willing to mess around and act like dumbasses for him.

Tony: Can confirm. Y/N, Rhodey Baby, Brucie? That. . . Was the sweetest thing someone has ever told me.

Thor: is this about accepting tony even when he is ugly? i accept you when you are ugly tony

Tony: okay firstly I'm never ugly but thank you

Rhodey: There's some FAKES in this chat.

Natasha: 4 Dimensional chess being played here and Steve lost

Steve: it is AGAINST EVERY CELL IN MY BODY to act so

Tony: ACT SO WHAT

Bruce: I'm a galaxy brain scientist but even I . . .

Clint: Im always a dumbass so I'm good

Clint: just do it once Steve

Steve: . . .

Steve: wow... tony... your hair... 👀👀👀... the way it is combed? such nice gel 👀👀👀 looking slick, slick 👀👀👀 haha sport 👀👀👀👀 good mouth for chewing food 👀👀👀 your orthodontist must be proud 👀👀👀

Tony: okay that's enough. so close to cutting my signal to you all.

Rhodey: One day Steve will invent his own meme and it will kill me.

Tony: wait wait

Bruce: idea!

Bruce: omg I see it

Bruce: Yes it could work!

Tony: It has to!

Natasha: Um, in words for the rest of us who can't read minds?

Tony: Trace my signal to God's knows where. Find "landmarks" that Thor can remember and have him use Stormbreaker to come get me!

Bruce: As, Stormbreaker = Bifrost, kinda, now. Get to landmark via Stormbreaker, from there travel to Tony with good tracking tech courtesy of Shuri and in some stylish space suits also courtesy of Shuri.

You: Genius!!!!

Steve: Thor was actually onto something?

Thor: I'm the god of thots not fools

Tony: How do I join this religion?

Clint: just gonna ignore that hard revelation?!

You: It's nothing. Thor's just turning his brother's taunts into something that can't be used to get to him.

Thor: he calls me thot and so i am the god of thots now, too, all are welcome, each thot level, mild to spicy

Natasha: I'm converting.

Thor: let's go save the day fellow thots

Thor:

Thor has left the chat.

Tony: I believe in him.

Tony has left the chat.

You: let's go let's go!!

Y/N has left the chat.

Natasha: Amazing.

Natasha has left the chat.

Clint: haha cool :)

Clint has left the chat.

Steve: ????? OKAY. We're going, just like that? Fine, I guess!

Steve has left the chat.

Rhodey: What a beautiful happy ending.

Bruce: We get Tony back, Loki can't be mean to Thor, AND Thor has a new thing going for him. Such a good day.

Thanos has joined the chat.

Thanos: looking for thots? you may call me THOTnos

Rhodey: Vile. Nightmare. Hate this. Hate it.

Rhodey has left the chat.

Bruce: Thot, God of Thots, will defeat you, you fake!!!

Bruce has blocked Thanos.

Bruce has left the chat.

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Russo brother's wish they could write Endgame like this sksksksksks


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