Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Natasha, Bruce, Tony, Steve, Thor.

Clint: Guess who's lost?

Clint: Lost again.

Clint: Clint is lost.

Clint: PLEASE DON'T TELL MY GIRLFRIEND.

Thor: I'M TELLING LADY Y/N

Clint: Oh c'mon! What have I ever done to you?!

Natasha: Thor, I don't think it's wise you piss me off any further.

Clint: Ohhhh snap, you made Tasha angry!

Thor: I do not fear for the Black Widow.

Bruce: Stop lying.

Thor: Fine, my apologies. I shan't inform lady Y/N that her boyfriend lacks direction. There is no need for Lady Natasha to become angry... I doth not understand why.

Natasha: If Y/N finds out, she's going to freak out, and then Tony will start freaking out, and then Steve will start freaking out because Tony's freaking out over Y/N freaking out, and then Thor will start freaking out because his tiny humans are freaking out, and then Bruce will start to freak out and then I will start freaking out because Bruce is freaking out over Thor freaking out and Thor is freaking out because his humans are freaking out and Steve is freaking out over Tony freaking out for Y/N and Clint will leave the chat and disappear, becoming a hermit because that's better than being the cause for his girlfriend freaking out and the team losing their minds. Now do you get why, Thor?

Bruce: What is this mess of words I am reading?!

Clint: freaky

Steve: Natasha is right. Makes sense. Tony does get stressed whenever Y/N is stressed because he doesn't like her being stressed and Tony being stressed makes me stressed which stresses out Bucky who then stresses out Sam which makes Natasha stress because we're all stressing out and she doesn't know why but it's actually because Tony's stressing out over Y/N stressing.

Bruce: What language is this?

Clint: stressful

Tony: That makes NO sense!

Natasha: It makes perfect sense.

Steve: Keep up, Stark. It's not hard to understand.

Thor: What in the nine realms is wrong with you Midgardians?

Clint: we are freakishly stressed

Bruce: Now that, I understand and agree with.

Thor: Like cats? So small and cute but full of rage should you misstep. That is the same with your harboring of stress in your tiny bodies.

Tony: Bruce is a cat. Confirmed.

Bruce: Love me, spoil me, never leave me.

You have joined the chat.

Clint: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

Clint has cleared the chat.

You: Clint! Where are you?! Why haven't you answered your phone?

Clint: I was driving...

You: For four hours? The store is a 10 minute drive away! You're lost, aren't you?! I thought you died, Clint, DIED!

Tony: nO y/N hun don't freak out!!!!!!!!

Steve: Tony, calm down!

Tony: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HER, CLINT!

Steve: TONY WHAT DID I TELL YOU OMG CALM DOWN

Thor: THERE IS NO NEED TO BE UPSET, STEVEN, WHY DOTH THOU GETS THINE KNICKERS IN A TWIST?!?!!!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!!

Bruce: THOR WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT THERE'S NO NEED YOU'RE JUST ESCALATING THE SITUATION

Natasha: BRUCE I STG IF YOU DON'T CALM YOURSELF RIGHT NOW

Many high pitched screams later.

You: Okay, so you're telling me that, you went out to get snacks, but got the turns mixed up, and ended up 4 hours away in some desolate area where, somehow, Tony can't track you, your GPS doesn't work anymore, there's no one else around to give you directions, we're miles away from home in a place we don't know how to navigate, and you only have enough signal to come onto the chat and your first instinct was to contact the team and not me, the one who has a chance of finding you?

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Haha, the things that are done for the plot.

Wade has left the chat.

Clint: I didn't want to worry you! we would have found a way to bring me back to you, and it would be like I wasn't lost in the first place!

You: CLINT!!!

Clint: We're on vacation, you're supposed to be having fun!

You: I care about you, not the vacation! The vacation isn't my boyfriend!

Natasha: Awwwww

Thor: Clint sounds like he's in a horror movie, and it won't be long until his end. He also sounds like a lil puppy who keeps leaving the yard and getting lost, and therefore needs to be chipped to find him.

You: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

You: OMG THOR IS RIGHT

Thor: Which part? I feel like both my observations are quite correct.

You: I'VE SEEN THOSE MOVIES WHERE YOU MAKE ONE WRONG TURN AND YOU END UP DEAD, AND CLINT MADE 10 OF THOSE TURNS!!

Tony: Y/N PLEASE DON'T STRESS IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY HE WILL LIVE I WILL ENSURE YOUR IDIOTIC BOYFRIENDS SURVIVAL

Steve: TONY STRESSING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!!!!!

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: STOP STRESSING, STEVE

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: BUCKY STOP STRESSING ME OUT

Natasha: TOO MUCH STRESS EVERYONE STOP

Bucky has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Bruce: Huh. Natasha and Steve's explanations on us stressing or freaking out makes sense now. I see it.

Thor: We are like dominoes. Banshee dominoes.

You: I need you tell me the route you took exactly; I am coming to get you.

Clint: No way! And risk you getting lost too?

You: Do not argue with me, Clinton Francis Barton!

Clint: I'll retract my steps, I'll be fine! You stay where it's safe.

You: I AM AN AVENGER, THERE ARE BULLETS FLYING TOWARDS ME ON A DAILY BASIS, HOW IS THIS WORSE

Clint: It's dark. We're in [country of your choice for vacation] - we don't know our way around, what if you get lost too? I might never see you again. I don't think I'd ever be able to recover from that.

Natasha: AWWWWWWWWWWW MY HARDENED HEART

Thor: Why doth we not just send the speedy boy to search for Barton?

Steve: That's a pretty good idea.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: The old man needs MY help? He will need to beg for it.

Clint: Stop spying on the chats, you quick little bastard.

Thor: STEVEN DOTH NOT LIKE THAT SPEAK!

Steve: THAT WAS YEARS AGO THOR, PUT IT TO REST

Thor: cranky

Pietro: But I like witnessing all the drama. It's fun, as long as the drama does not involve me.

You: Pietro... Piet... Sweet, precious speedster... YOU WILL FIND CLINT, HE WILL NOT BEG, YOU WILL NOT STOP ON YOUR WAY FOR FOOD, YOU WILL REST ONCE, AND ONLY ONCE HE IS FOUND, GOT IT?! OR YOU SHALL REST PERMANENTLY.

Pietro: She is so scary when she is upset... I can hear her angry voice... how is this possible?

You: Thank you, love you, don't stop and talk to strangers!

Pietro has left the chat.

Tony: Tbh the Hulk is scared of Y/N.

Bruce: I can confirm that.

Clint: So, babe, love of my life, are you still mad?

You: I'm not mad, Clint, just worried. I hope Pietro finds you soon.

Clint: Yeah, I hope so too. It's starting to get pretty creepy out here. I swear I can hear noises outside the car but no one is around.

Thor: The ghosts have come for him, you must flee, Barton, perhaps into a nearby field, and then seek help from a dodgy stranger! That is the only way you shall survive. Don't forget to mess with something that clearly has been left alone for years, for quite obvious reasons.

Bruce: Thor is like a puzzle where none of the pieces fit. One day I will figure him out. One day.

Thor: You sound like my brother. Have you two been bonding over me? :D

Natasha: Even after all this time, Thor is still so sweet... DAMMIT MY HEART CAN'T TAKE SO MUCH SWEETNESS IN ONE DAY

Natasha has been disconnected.

Bruce: I will punch your brother to another planet if I ever see him again.

Thor: Oh... I suppose I understand why.

Bruce: C'mon you big giant puppy, let's go get you ice cream.

Thor: I LOVE THAT MIDGARDIAN TREAT!

Thor has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Tony: hEy

Tony: Wait for me!

Tony has left the chat.

Clint: Hey gurl, how you doin'?

Clint: Lookin' pretty fine.

Clint: Can I get your number? Never have I seen a woman like you.

You: Ohmygosh you can't even see me right now.

Clint: I don't need to to know you're always beautiful.

Steve: Guys I'm still here, please stop.

You: 3 years of being together and you still make me blush like crazy.

Clint: Piet's here, see you soon babe! I LOVE YOU.

Clint has left the chat.

You have left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Steeeeeve

Tony: Bruce and Thor left without me.

Tony: BUY ME ICE CREAM TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

Steve: GIVE ME MONEY TO BUY YOU ICE CREAM

Tony: Will $900 do?

Steve: what... WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU EAT?! IS IT MELTED GOLD?

Tony: Yeeesh, fine, a little less then?

Steve: No... No... $900 is fine... I can keep the change...

Steve has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

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