Camping
A/N: Quick question: Chats, like this one, that are requested on Tumblr, would you like me to add the request too? Just so you know what the chat is about. The request for this: Can we get a chat where the reader gets lost and need help of the avengers? Also can you fit T'Challa.
Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has invited T'Challa, Steve, Nat.
Y/N: Help!
Y/N: I'm lost!
Steve: Where are you?!
Y/N: I DON'T KNOW! I am LOST!
T'Challa: Can you describe your surroundings?
Y/N: Trees. Trees. TREES. I'm in a forest!
Nat: Oh this is bad.
Y/N: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS
Y/N: WHAT IF A BEAR ATTACKS ME?
Y/N: I CAN'T FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY'RE TOO CUTE!
Steve: Calm down!
Y/N: I CAN'T I'M FREAKING OUT I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!
T'Challa: Take a deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need you to just stay where you are.
Y/N: Okay. Thank you, T'Challa. It's getting dark though! Please hurry!
Steve: I'm glad you came to us for help.
Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation... Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he'd never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.
Nat: Care to explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?
Y/N: Clint suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing. BUT NOW I'M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!
Nat: This is Clint's fault?!
Y/N: I mean, partially... Don't get mad at him, Nat!
Nat: He should have been watching over you!
T'Challa: Where is Clint now? How did you get lost?
Y/N: The twins went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn't explain. I saw this really cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back. But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried going back but it turns out I just went further away.
T'Challa: Are you sure he wasn't building a nest in the tree?
Steve: He took the twins and Peter too?!
Y/N: For family bonding!
Nat: THAT LITTLE GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING CLINT BEHIND!
Steve: He should have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have asked me or Tasha to come with!
Y/N: Video of Clint talking: "Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A FAMILY! I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW WE'RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda's cousin or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn't make us Lannister's now. Can I continue?! It's time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me an old man, Pietro! We haven't spent any time together. No, Y/N, I'm not going crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they'd just go on and on about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!"
Y/N: That's why.
T'Challa: Why did you record that?
Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It's very catchy. I'll send it to you.
Steve: I'M NOT BORING!
Nat: I UNDERSTAND THAT STEVE'S BORING, BUT ME?!
Steve: NATASHA!
Nat: I'M THE COOL AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU'RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS... The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day. Wait, I'm getting too into this. I sound like Clint!
Steve: I'm the fun uncle...
Y/N: Have any of you watched the blair witch project...?
T'Challa: I watched it with Shuri.
Y/N: I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.
T'Challa: I am sure Shuri would like that.
Steve: May I join too?
Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Y/N, where are you?!
Clint: We've been looking all over for you!
T'Challa: Have you finally come down from your nest?
Nat: CLINT BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Clint: ... Clint? Who's Clint? I'm not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.
Y/N: I hear footsteps!
Steve: YOU TOOK OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!
Clint: See, I knew Steve doesn't like fun!
Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!
Y/N: I think I'm being followed...
T'Challa: He's fine with it, just not with you being in charge.
Steve: EXACTLY! NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!
Y/N: I can't see who, or what, it is but someone's out here with me.
Clint: I THOUGHT PETER WAS WITH HER!
Steve: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!
Y/N: I'm not alone!
Nat: When we get there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!
Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.
Clint: Oh come on, Tasha! At least I didn't bring Tony with!
Y/N: Guys I'm really scared, it's watching me.
Steve: It would have been better with Tony!
Clint: You take that back!
Y/N: Wait it's getting closer.
T'Challa: Now is hardly the time for fighting!
Nat: Clint are you even with the twins and Peter?!
Y/N: It's really, really, really dark! I can't see, the light from my phone isn't helping!
Clint: No, we split up to find Y/N!
Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it's chasing me now! I can't make out what it is, it's moving too fast!
Nat: YOU SPLIT UP?!
T'Challa: WHAT IF THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?
Y/N has been disconnected.
Steve: Y/N? OH NO NOT MY Y/N!
Nat: By fighting we didn't notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT'S YOUR FAULT, CLINT!
Clint: OH MY GOD Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!
T'Challa: When I get there, I am kicking you in the face.
Clint: You've done it before, I'm ready. I deserve it.
Nat: CLINT GO AND TRY TO FIND HER! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
Steve: We trained her ourselves... She can't be dead... No...
Clint: WHO CAN FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: I heard screaming! I think it was Y/N!
T'Challa: You're nearby her then!
Steve: I want to tell you to go after her but I'm scared something will happen to you too! WHAT DO I DO?! I'M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!
Peter: I'm already making my way towards her.
Nat: Peter be careful! We don't know what has her!
Peter: I think I see her!
Peter: Wait... It's not her...
Peter has been disconnected.
Clint: What will I tell Tony?!
Nat: I just got him a gift! He was doing so well with training...
Steve: They have to be alive.
Steve: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY'RE DEAD!
Steve has left the chat.
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: I've lost Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.
Clint: That was me. I am distraught.
Nat: Wanda, go back to camp and wait there!
Wanda: Wait, I found Y/N's phone! And Peter's! They must be nearby.
T'Challa: Don't go any further!
Wanda: I can find them, I know it!
Wanda: I see someone; it must be one of them!
Wanda has been disconnected.
Nat: Oh god no...
Clint: There's water on my face, I don't know where it's coming from. It's not raining.
Clint: Wait, it's my tears. Never mind.
Nat: How will we stop whatever it is?!
Clint: This is all my fault.
Clint: I'm going to make this right.
Clint: I WILL FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!
T'Challa: Clint, you fool! It's a suicide mission!
Clint has left the chat.
T'Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.
T'Challa: Thor, Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.
Thor: I WILL CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!
Vision: I will save you, Wanda!
Thor: And the others.
Vision: Yes, them too, of course...
Thor: And then when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He'll survive... I think.
Thor has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Tony: This is a joke, right?
Tony: Some heartless prank?
Sam: I think Bucky is crying...
Bucky: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!
Sam: You're heartless! I'm crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly movies with me? Who will send me memes? Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!
Bucky: OKAY I'M CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D DIE LIKE THIS!
Tony: No! We don't know that! They must be alive... What will I tell Peter's aunt?!
Nat: We should have brought Bruce with us...
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: HELP ME PLEASE!
Nat: Run, Pietro! We don't call you sonic for nothing!
Pietro: Tell Thor it's me! He's going to kill me if he doesn't stop this!
Tony: Wait, why is Thor attacking you?!
Pietro: When Y/N went missing, I found her in less than a minute. It wasn't hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her. I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!
Tony: Changing course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.
Pietro: No, please! Stop Thor!
T'Challa: You deserve this.
Bucky: Why can't you speed off?
Pietro: Vision has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.
Sam: You made me mourn them. I will not mourn you.
Sam has left the chat.
Bucky: They must have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.
Bucky has left the chat.
Nat: I am disappointed in you, Pietro.
Nat has left the chat.
T'Challa has left the chat.
Tony has left the chat.
Pietro: It was just a prank...
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: IT'S STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE'S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!
Clint: ...
Clint: DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I'M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!
Clint: Oh, the lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!
Clint: BUT SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN'T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING
Clint: PLEASE
Clint: AT LEAST GET ME SOME PIE FROM THE DINER!
Clint has left the chat.
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