A/N: The songs quoted are listed at the end.

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Bucky, Thor, Vision, Wanda, Steve.

Y/N: Hello.

Steve: Hi!

Thor: Greetings!

Wanda: Hello, Y/N.

Y/N: It's me.

Vision: We know.

Y/N: I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet?

Bucky: Like a date?

Steve: We just saw you an hour ago.

Wanda: Is nobody going to mention what Bucky said?

Bucky: I didn't say anything.

Y/N: HELLO, CAN YA HEAR ME?

Vision: This is not a verbal conversation. Are you feeling alright?

Y/N: Started from the bottom now we're here.

Y/N: Started from the bottom now my whole team here.

Vision: But the others are not here yet.

Thor: Bottom of where?

Steve: Should I add the rest of the team?

Wanda: Y/N, did my brother give you this idea? He's been doing it all day!

Y/N: What do you mean?

Steve: I believe Wanda wants to know if you're doing something Pietro has been doing.

Bucky: What's going on, Y/N?

Y/N: You used to call me on my cell phone.

Bucky: Only a few times. You prefer texting.

Y/N: Late night when you need my love.

Bucky: I can call you whenever?

Bucky: WAIT WHO HAS BEEN CALLING YOU FOR LOVE?!

Wanda: This is funnier than the time Pietro tried lifting Mjolnir.

Y/N: Give it to me I'm worth it.

Vision: You're not worthy, we cannot give you Mjolnir.

Y/N: Baby I'm worth it.

Bucky: ....

Bucky: Why are you calling Vision baby?

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor, you imbecile! Did you spill juice all over my books?!

Thor: It was a mistake!

Loki: I'm going to tear your cape!

Y/N: 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood.

Loki: I have nothing against you, Y/N. My issue is with Thor.

Bucky: NOW YOU'RE CALLING LOKI BABY?!

Thor: Brother, do not act like this! We used to be so close.

Y/N: You know it used to be mad love

Thor: That is true.

Y/N: So take a look what you've done

Thor: I am sorry.

Y/N: 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood. Hey. Now we got problems. And I don't think we can solve them.

Thor: I will purchase him more books!

Loki: Y/N... Is that... Taylor Swift that you are reciting?

Steve: Who's Taylor Swift?

Wanda: Loki... How do you know who Taylor Swift is?

Loki: ...

Loki: Taylor who?

Loki has left the chat.

Wanda: Y/N, are you done now?

Y/N: Sorry.

Y/N: I ain't sorry.

Steve: That's rude, Y/N.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Why is Loki sulking?

Y/N: We don't talk anymore. Like we used to do.

Thor: You just spoke to him a few minutes ago.

Tony: Did you two have a fight?

Y/N: We don't laugh anymore.

Tony: Well he is in a bad mood, I don't think he'll be laughing anytime soon unless he's trying to kill one of us.

Y/N has added Clint, Sam.

Sam: I believe I can fly!

Steve: You can!

Sam: I believe I can touch the sky!

Thor: It doesn't really have a physical form...

Tony: Oh, I see what's happening.

Clint: I'M A BIRD MOTHA! I'M A BIRD

Clint: LOOK AT ME MOTHA! I'M A BIRD

Vision: Are you on drugs?

Thor: You may be called Hawkeye but you are not a bird, Clint.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Wanda: Don't. I am warning you! You've been annoying me the whole day so don't you dare!

Pietro: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!

Wanda: NOT FOR LONG!

Pietro: ... Uh oh.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Sam: Mmmmm watcha' say?

Tony: Steve, touch this.

Tony: 🍆

Steve: Why? That's an eggplant.

Tony: Touch it.

Steve: No.

Tony: It will activate something new in the chat.

Bucky: Don't do it, Steve.

Y/N: DO IT!

Sam: YES DO IT!

Tony: 🍆

Steve: Okay, I touched it. Now what?

Tony: oh, you touch my tralala,

Steve: Your what?

Tony: mmm... my ding ding dong.

Steve: Your... ding ding dong?

Bucky: What is that?

Tony: Deep in the night, I'm looking for some fun, deep in the night.

Steve: It's the middle of the day!

Tony: I'm looking for some love. de-de-de-deep in the night, I'm looking for some fun, deep in the night.

Steve: Tony... Are you blind? Was there an accident in the lab? Must I send some help? Do you need medical assistance?

Tony: Oh, you touch my tralala. la la la.. mmm, my ding ding dong, oh you touch my tralala, mmm, my ding ding dong.la la la...

Steve: I asked Natasha to explain.

Steve: There is no feature, is there?

Steve: And you're quoting song lyrics!

Steve: Oh.

Steve: I understand the lyrics now.

Tony: Are you upset? I was just doing what Y/N and the bird boys were doing.

Steve: Run.

Tony has been disconnected.

Steve has left the chat.

Sam: OHHHHHHH

Y/N: OHHHHHHHHHH

Clint: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thor: This whole time it was just song lyrics?

Vision: I wish to partake.

Thor: No, I've had enough!

Y/N: DO IT, VISION!

Thor: Vision, do not! You will regret it!

Vision: ...

Vision: YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

Vision has left the chat.

Thor has left the chat.

Bucky: Hey, Y/N

Y/N: Yeah, Buck?

Bucky: I need to tell you something.

Y/N: What is it?

Clint: oh my god it's happening!

Sam: Shut up, Clint!

Bucky: I really really really really really really like you

Bucky: And I want you. Do you want me? Do you want me too?

Bucky: Seriously. I really like you.

Y/N: I really really really really like you too.

Bucky: You do?

Bucky: I was so scared that you didn't

Bucky: Wow

Bucky: Am I dreaming?

Bucky: You're real, right?

Y/N: Shut up and dance with me.

Bucky: You got it, doll!

Bucky has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Sam: Gotta go. Will you be fine by yourself? I know everyone else is busy today.

Clint: Oh yeah. Talk later.

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again