Bucky has created a chatroom: stevie i know u want to join but don't. we are already in another chat there is no need for u to join this one too k thank

Bucky has added Y/N.

You: Are you even trying, Barnes?

Bucky: What? He won't join.

You: He is most definitely going to join.

Bucky: No, he won't. Trust me, doll.

You: Yes, he will. If he wasn't already suspicious he is now.

Bucky: Don't worry, I have him distracted with cute puppy pictures in our other chat.

You: I want to be apart of that chat.

Bucky: So, I was thinking, dinner at your place, or mine? Or do you want to go out?

You: Out. I do not want to explain to Nat why you were hiding in my bathroom again, or have to hide every time Steve randomly shows up at your place.

Steve has joined the chat.

Y/N has cleared the chat.

Bucky has cleared the chat.

Steve: Why did you clear the chat? I don't mind, really. You don't have to hide. It's okay. Just tell me the truth.

You: Really, Steve? You mean that?

Steve: Yeah. It does hurt, though. Finding out your friends are making plans BEHIND YOUR BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO JOIN THEM YOU SNAKES

Steve has been disconnected.

You: You know, now I'm wishing he actually managed to read the last message before we cleared the chat.

Bucky has added Steve.

Bucky: Would you like to join us for dinner, Steve?

Steve: no.

You: Pleaaaaaase?

Steve: if you insist.

Bucky: We didn't ask you because we thought you were busy... Remember the thing... with... missions... and stuff... that is very... time consuming... I am not making this up you do have some important thing yes I just cannot recall what?

Steve: Oh yeah, you're right, Buck! I do actually have to go over our next mission. I'm behind schedule! Thanks for reminding me.

You: We would never not invite you to our lil friendship meetups bc if we didn't that would mean we were dating hahahahahahahaha how weird

Bucky: hahahahahahahaha so weird right

You: totally hahahahahahaha can you imagine

Steve: Lol exists for a reason.

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Why are you two being so weird?

Natasha: I'll figure it out later, but for now, MATCHMAKING TIME

You: Naaaaat please no!

Natasha: He's cute, a superhero, I know where he lives and all his weaknesses plus I have something to blackmail him should he mess up, he's perfect for you!

Bucky: like,,,, with superpowers?

Natasha: Yes!

Bucky: okay, so what are the weaknesses

Natasha: I've set up a date for tonight, Y/N.

Bucky: wait

Bucky: can i know what you would blackmail him with

You: Tonight? Damn, Nat. I already have plans with Bucky.

You: And Steve.

Steve: We're going out for dinner.

Natasha: Perfect! He can come to the restaurant you're going to, and Steve, Barnes and I can be two tables away making sure everything goes smoothly.

Bucky: Steve doesn't approve, right, Steve? And if Steve doesn't approve then I don't approve so Y/N, I am sorry, but you can't go on the date.

You: Awww, really? Such a shame.

Natasha: Excuse me, what? Mind your businesses, Barnes. This has nothing to do with you. You're not her love life warden. Y/N gave me her permission that I could find her a date, and I am keeping my word.

Bucky: you did?!

You: Yeah, BEFORE I met you.

Bucky: Maybe Y/N had a change of heart and no longer wants to be set up on dates, Tasha.

Natasha: Maybe you should stop interfering and let Y/N decide.

You: I'm sorry, Nat, but I'm really looking forward to spending time with Bucky and Steve tonight. Why don't you come too?

Steve: Yeah, no good looking superhero can take priority over our dinner. Pffft.

Natasha: Are you dating someone, Y/N?

You: what

You: no why

You: i'm single

You: you know this

Natasha: ... I get it now. Steve, don't you have mission stuff to go over? Maybe skip on dinner with Y/N and Bucky.

Natasha: Just, fyi, this is going to end badly and you should have told me, Y/N/N </3

Steve: NooooO! I can finish my work tomorrow. And what are you talking about? What should Y/N have told you?

You: I wanted to tell you, Nat, but SOMEONE didn't want me to.

Bucky: Y/N it's not very nice to shift the blame. wow. take responsibility for your actions.

Bucky: also nat I am sorry if SOMEONE - not me hahaha - wanted to keep it a secret and you are the best for not killing.... someone.

Natasha: Who said I don't plan on killing someone? Because SOMEONE is an idiot, and should have told me.

Bucky: SOMEONE is very smart.

Natasha: SOMEONE is going to have to go into hiding when the others find out.

Bucky: SOMEONE is scared.

Steve: WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? WHO IS SOMEONE?!

Natasha: Nothing, nothing. Enjoy dinner!

Natasha has left the chat.

Steve: Y/N do you understand their spy talk?

You: Not really, Steve.

Thor has joined the chat.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Thor: LADY NATASHA TOLD US OF LADY Y/N'S DATE AND WE WISH TO CHAPERONE HER

You: thor...why would you chaperone me i am an adult????

Clint: I AM HERE TO STOP THE DATE NOT CHAPERONE IT

Tony: WHAT CLINT SAID

Bruce: I'm just here to make sure they don't get arrested.

Bucky: The date is off. Read the chat.

Thor: THE DATE IS BACK ON, BARNES. STOP TRYING TO DENY LADY Y/F OF LOVE. I HAVE CONTACTED THE MALE MIDGARDIAN AND HE SEEMS TO BE OF ADEQUATE TRAITS.

Tony: No! You contact him again and tell him to stay away!

Clint: So what if he's... really hot and sweet, and and funny and smart and you know just,,, very lovable and probably way better than anyone here for Y/N

Bucky: SOMEONE is very offended.

Clint: i still say that she deserves BETTER than that fine... beautiful man who you know would probably love her until the end of time and and kill for her and you just surpass any other possible suitor

Bucky: SOMEONE already does that.

Tony: You are not helping, Clint.

Steve: I don't care how special this person is HE DOES NOT GET TO RUIN DINNER.

You: who is he?!

Thor: He is your future husband should you choose to date him, for I truly believe you will fall madly in love with him upon meeting him.

Bucky: YOU KNOW WHAT HE CAN'T DATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY DATING ME SO, BOOM, METAL FINGER TO ALL OF YA'LL..... EXPECT Y/N, BRUCE AND STEVE

Thor: Natasha said you would eventually get pissed.

Thor has left the chat.

You: i can't believe natasha used thor to expose us.

Bruce: So I'm thinking Tony will get arrested first, and then Clint - the accomplice of Bucky's murder.

Tony: Y/N. Love. You're dating Barnes?

Clint: When did this happen?

Steve: How did I not see the signs...?

Tony: It's okay if you are, really. It's also okay if Clint and I expose of him.

Bucky: no it's not!

Tony: Shhh. Shhh. Not talking to you.

You: Okay, Bucky, I see why you didn't want to tell the others just yet.

Bruce: If I were you I would have only told them once I had kids, because then they would feel guilty for trying to murder their nephews/nieces dad.

Clint: Quick, Tony, they have no child, let us get him!

You: Hey, hey! No murdering my boyfriend! If you still want me around, you won't hurt him.

Tony: what if we clone him

Clint: Yeah, at least the original will be gone. We can settle for a clone.

You: Don't you guys think you're being a biiiiiit overboard?

Tony: Wanting to murder your boyfriend because we care so much for you, and it's not at all caused by any personal agenda I may have with him? No.

Tony: ... Wait, Clint, what's your reason?

Clint: Ummm sweet Y/N who is like my family, who I would KILL for, is dating, and that means potential heartbreak???????????? I think NOT.

Bucky: no offense y/n but your family terrifies me

Clint: Wow, rude to her family???? What next, rude to her heart???

You: Look at Steve, he's taking this so much better than you guys! Why can't you be like him?

Bruce: Oh no, Steve hasn't said anything because he is typing up a VERY long message right now.

Tony: Brucie, I dare you to grab his phone and erase it so he has to start all over again.

Bucky: we have been dating for a year now

Tony: AH

Clint: NO

Bucky: i like holding her hand whenever possible

Tony: Unacceptable!

Clint: You,,, you shut your mouth!!

Bucky: i like to buy her stuff, just completely random things that i see and think, "wow that reminds me of her" or "she'll love that"

Tony: Stop!

Clint: No more!

Bucky: we like to end our days by watching movies and cuddling

Tony: Enough!

Clint: Why are you doing this?!

Bucky: we like going on silly dates

Tony: For the love of my sanity, stop!

Clint: Why are you telling us this?

Bucky: we plan on moving into a bigger place, that's why we haven't moved in just yet, and adopting either a dog or a cat, or both

Tony: I hate you so much, Barnes, but I love your relationship with my dear Y/N and okay maybe I don't really hate you that much but just, treat her good or else.

Clint: I can't believe you won me over with your sappiness.

Bruce: Honestly, dangle anything mildly cute in front of Tony or Barton and they cave in so quickly. That wasn't even moving in the slightest.

Clint: That's not true!

Bruce: It is and you should be ashamed. Barnes didn't divulge the real cute stuff because he knows how weak you two are.

Bruce has left the chat.

You: So you two are okay with it?? AWWWW YES, I WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS AND HAVING YOUR APPROVAL MAKES ME SO HAPPY

Tony: Yeah, we'll get Thor to bless you two on our behalf, so in theory, you have our blessing.

Steve: Why would you keep this a secret from me? We're best friends. Did you think I wouldn't be okay with it? Actually, I don't think I am. A part of me wants to protect both of you from getting hurt, another wants to pick a side. I don't think I'd be okay with you two breaking up. Whose side do I choose? Do I lecture Bucky? Or Y/N? I want to protect both of you from each other but I can't. HU HU HU HU HU HU HU LOOK AT ME I AM STEVE AND I TAKE FOREVER TO TYPE. OH NO HANDSOME TONY STARK HAS TAKEN MY PHONE OHHHHH PLEASE MR. STARK GIVE IT BACK, YOU ARE SO SWIFT HOW SHALL I EVER RETRIEVE IT AWWWW LOOK AT ME POUTING AWWWWW BIG OLE GRUMPY BABY.  AHHH IF BARNES HURTS MY PRECIOUS Y/N I WILL DECK HIM WITH MY SHIELD WHOOPTY DO

Tony has blocked Steve.

Tony: Paragraph 6 was him finally approving, btw.

Tony: You are welcome. See you two at dinner. C'mon, Clint.

Tony has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky: but, but i

Bucky: didn't invite them??

You: As if they need an invite? Dinner is going to be hell bc Steve was looking forward to it and now Tony ruined his message that he probably poured his heart into and now, Tony will be there, at dinner, that he was really, really happy for.

Bucky: can we put them on a time out and just occupy them by giving them stuff to color in?

You: ... We can try?

You: wait wait

You: what are the chances of them chucking crayons at each other or ruining their drawings, resulting in an all out war in the middle of a restaurant that has food, perfect for them to throw at each other?

Bucky: we can bail when that happens. they'll never see us leaving.

You: SOMEONE really is smart. I love SOMEONE.

Y/N has left the chat.

Bucky: wait who's this someone ?!?! WHO IS IT????

Bucky: wait that's me

Bucky has left the chat.