Have you ever just coughed

and made a really weird sound

I always do and if I cough too hard I sound like a goose

it hurts my throat but it's funny

sometimes when me and my fwiends are laughing I accidentally make that sound because I laughed too hard and then we all just pause

then burst into even harder laughter with me continuously making goose sounds, adding fuel to the fire that we call laughter

I have nicknames for everyone in assclass so expect me to call them by these from now on

Karma: Tampon head

Isogai: pRiNcE cHaRmInG

Okajima: Sir Eroge

Okano: Tsun Tsun

Manami: Chim Chim or Mochi (Lmao it's a Jimin reference)

Kataoka: Princess Charming

Kaede: Green cat

Kanzaki: Mistress

Justice: Sanic

Kurahashi: Antman

Nagisa: Deadly blueberry

Sugaya: paint boi

Sugino: Baseball boi

Takebayashi: glasses boi

Chiba: emo hentai protagonist

Terasaka: big nose

Nakamura: female Karma

Hazama: best girl (change my mind)

Hayami: best waifu

Hara: Mum friend

Fuwa: Fellow Otaku

Maehara: Denki copy (I know AssClass was before BNHA but shut up)

Mimura: Meme Lord (I bet)

Muramatsu: Dem teeth tho

Yada: Big tit (sorry not sorry)

Yoshida: Gay boi

Ritsu: Anime box

Itona: creppy stare

Koro-Sensei: Tentacle fetish

Bitch-Sensei: Irina (idk man I just like calling her by her real name)

Karasuma: dense brick

Gakushuu: Gakubaby, Bob or Shirogane (mostly Gakubaby)

Gakuhou: hoe

Yeah imma stop there.