And yes I did take these from someone else's book. It fits well with them so UwU

*If 3-E had Music classes*

Bitch-Sensei: PERCUSSION. GET IT TOGETHER!

Karma: *Hits a gong as hard as possible*

Bitch-Sensei: KARMA GET ON THE SNARES NOW.

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Karma: So do clowns use balloons as condoms or what?

Nagisa: ...Karma what the fuck.

Karma: There is no such thing as a stupid question.

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Koro-Sensei: Where's your homework, Kayano-San?

Kaede: It got eaten by a moose while I was running from aliens through a mexican desert.

Koro-Sensei: ...Never heard that one before.

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Terasaka: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO? SAY IT, SAY IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Karma, completely uninvolved: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW.

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Koro-Sensei: Okajima-Kun, spell olfactory for me.

Taiga: I-R-I-D-O-C-Y-C-L-I-T-I-S

Koro-Sensei: What are you doing in this school?

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Koro-Sensei: Okuda-San what's the answer to number thre-

Manami: *slams an open pen against the desk, causing it to explode*

Koro-Sensei: *sees the remnants of 15 pens lying around him*

Koro-Sensei: Wh-

Manami: Bazinga.

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Koro-Sensei: Okay, so go on Google Classroom for your assignment.

Koro-Sensei: ...

Koro-Sensei: Fuwa-San, that's Crunchyroll.

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Yada: Bitch-Sensei, can you tell me your opinions on same height marriage?

Bitch-Sensei: Well, I think that sexual orientation and gender don't matte, what DOES matter is whether or not you love your partner.

Yada: Same. Height.

Bitch-Sensei: ...

Bitch-Sensei: Wait-

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Rio: Hey sexy.

Gakushuu: wHat.

Rio: *laughs nervously and loudly* HAH YOU BELIEVED ME HAHA HOW SAD YOU'RE SAD HAHA

Gakushuu: Sureeeee...hot stuff.

Rio: *drops backpack and turns red as he rolls his eyes and smirks*

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Koro-Sensei: Okay kids, what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Kaede: An actress!

Koro-Sensei: Great, chase your dreams.

Karma: A bureaucrat.

Koro-Sensei: Great, be successful.

Tomohito: A baseball player!

Koro-Sensei: Cool.

Terasaka: A lawyer.

Koro-Sensei: Impressive.

Takebayashi: *in thick chinese accent* I want to be a doctor and make da money.

Koro-Sensei: ...nice

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Manami: Hey...Karma-Kun.

Karma: Yeah, Okuda-San?

Manami: We've been friends for a really long time now...

Karma: *blushes a bit* yeah?

Manami: And there's something you need to know.

Karma: *blushing really hard now* okay.

Manami: I'm having a migraine right now.

Karma: Oh.

Manami: I just ate 10 ice-cream sandwiches.

Karma: Oh god.

Manami: And I didn't even chew so now my head hurts.

Karma: Oh my fucking god.

Manami: Yeah and I like, speed ate them while I was running.

Karma: *rubs temples* oh my god what the fuck

Manami: yeah and I almost threw up but now all the pains in my head.

Karma: Where do I even start with how stupid that was.

Manami: It wasn't stupid! It was an act of bravery, lives were at stake here.

Karma: *looks into the camera like he's in The Office*

Karma, internally: I'm so done with your shit Okuda-San

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I'll stop it there with the classic friendzone