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AssClass Incorrect Quotes #2

Yeah, I'm doing this.

Again.

Forgive me if I repeat some from the other one, I've forgotten EVERYTHING

Let's get started!

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Terasaka: I'm not stupid, my general knowledge is better than yours.

Muramatsu: How do you spell orange?

Terasaka: Fruit or colour?

Muramatsu:

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Koro-Sensei: Tell me about yourselves!

Hazama: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

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Kurahashi: What's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

Rio: The fucking audacity.

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Nagisa: Why is there blood everywhere?

Karma: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Nagisa: You STABBED someone??!!!!

Karma: No no, aggressively poked with a knife.

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Kayano: Dear Santa,

Kayano: I am writing to let you know I've been naughty

Kayano: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

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Ren: Stop correcting me!

Sugino: Stop being wrong!

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Maehara: I guess you could say I've...fallen for you.

Okano: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-

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Kayano: I wish we could block people in real life.

Kanzaki: Restraining order!

Manami: Murder.

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Karasuma: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID.

Kurahashi: *mumbles*

Karasuma: What was that?

Rinka: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the cats.

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Itona: [recording videos with everyone] I have no intention of being friends

Itona: [playing video games with everyone] You're all just stepping stones to my success

Itona: [baking a cake for Terasaka's birthday] Friends are a distraction

Itona: [in a group hug] Disgusting

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Karasuma: Stop talking or else I'll turn the car around.

Meanwhile, Irina: [steps on pedal] STOP TALKING OR ELSE I'LL CRASH THIS VEHICLE INTO A FUCKING WALL

E-Class: [screaming]

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Kayano: Are you okay? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Manami: I got a solid eight minutes.

Kayano:

Manami: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Fuwa: [pours Red Bull and Monster into her coffee]

Fuwa: I'm gonna die.

Fuwa: [chugs]

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Manami: [sighs] No one really loves me

Karma: Are you sure?

Manami: Yeah

Karma: [aggressively pointing at himself] ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Gakushuu: What did you do?

Rio: Okay but you can't get mad at me

Gakushuu: What. Did. You. Do?

Rio: Okay first, I was minding my own business-

Gakushuu: BULLSHIT

Rio: I WAS

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Kayano: [standing in the kitchen holding a bowl of cereal and a pot of coffee] What if instead of milk in my cereal I put in coffee

Manami: [walking past and taking the coffee pot] What if you didn't

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I'm done.

I've given up.

No more writing for the day haha

Random Fact: I need sleep

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