Yep, we gonna do this shit again. AssClass as things my best friend and I have said and done (ft. my crush) #2. Wow, what a long name. I've given Fuwa a lot of recognition in this w o w she's my new favourite character I guess.

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Kaede (me): *eating*

Manami: ...Why are you eating pudding at 4 am?

Kaede: TELL ME WHAT TIME YOUR STOMACH CLOSES

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Fuwa (me): "I believe that there is a separate stomach for dessert." A wise person called Jisoo once said.

Rio: Did you mean to say, Jesus?

Fuwa: No I mean Jisoo. Do you not know what Blackpink is you uncultured swine-

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Karma (me): We just got a letter~ We just got a letter~ We just got a letter~ Wonder who it's from?

'To Karma-Kun,

These assholes from B-Class are flirting with Okuda-Chan, thought it would be nice to let you know.

~Rio Nakamura'

Karma, bringing out a knife: We are gonna murder~ We are gonna murder~ We are gonna murder~ Wonder who will die?

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Sugaya: Imagine liking BTS

Fuwa (me):

Fuwa, internally: YOU LITTLE SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER FUCKING FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT APOLOGIZE I'LL KILL YOU NO FUCKING HESITATION BITCH!

Sugaya: *glances at Fuwa for a second*

Fuwa: 날 신경 쓰지 마세요

Sugaya: ...What?

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Fuwa (me, again): Wanna hear a joke?

Yukiko: No thanks-

Fuwa: What do Light and a lift have in common?

Yukiko:

Fuwa: They're both L-evaders.

Mimura, from across the room: HAH GOOD ONE

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Terasaka: So like, do people with glasses wear glasses in their dreams?

Takebayashi (me): Well, it depends if they're wearing glasses to sleep. Most people don't do that as it is completely stupid and will damage your retina-

Terasaka: Shut up I fucking get it.

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Ren: I heard you have a crush on Nakamura.

Gakushuu (me): No. That's disgusting and appalling.

Ren: Dude, you literally told me about it with the most love-struck look yesterday.

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Gakushuu: Seo, did you smack Araki yesterday?

Seo (me): No?

Ren: No, he smacked me.

Seo: Yes.

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*Just finished having an argument*

Koyama: Our group dynamic is confusing.

Araki (me), just woke up: Wait who's setting off a group dynamite?

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Yeah I don't have big brain

Clearly

Most of these were Fuwa and Big Five ones and I'm not sorry because I love them