I was searching up some Blackpink incorrect quotes, so yeah.

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Asano: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Koyama: "Wisdom" is knowing that it doesn't go in a fruit salad.

Ren: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Araki: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.

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Kayano: I don't cry. I'm so tough lol

Nagisa: You were literally crying 10 minutes ago about snakes.

Kayano: *tearing up* THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS

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Isogai: Maehara, what the heck? Why didn't you pay the power bill?!

Maehara: *walking in strumming a guitar* When your lights don't work like they used to-

Isogai: Oh my God, SHUT UP

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Bitch-Sensei: Why is the Octoperv carrying around a potted plant?

Karasuma: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that around to make up for all the wasted oxygen.

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Chiba, playing the piano:

Hayami: Hey, do you take requests?

Chiba: Sure.

Hayami: Please stop.

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Karma: One time I kicked a rock because I thought it was a bowling ball.

Nagisa: Why would you kick a bowling ball?

Karma: I didn't. I kicked a rock.

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Kayano: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over.

Nakamura: Okay, yes, sure.

Kayano: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs.

Nakamura: Swaghetti and memeballs.

Kayano: You are uninvited.

Nakamura: That's fair.

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Koro-Sensei: What state do you live in?

Hazama: Constant anxiety

Okuda: Denial

Karma: Perfection

Terasaka: Tokyo

Koro-Sensei: Tokyo is a city

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Okuda: That's a pretty rock.

Karma: Terasaka gave it to me.

Terasaka: I threw it at you.

Karma: He's so sweet.

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Sugino: *points at NagiKae* Why are those two lying on the floor?

Karma: They fell.

Sugino: They fell? On what?

Nakamura: For each other.

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Yoshida: Itona would jump in front of a car for us.

Muramatsu: Itona would jump in front of a car for fun.

Hazama, walking past them: Who wouldn't?

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Karma: Okuda.

Okuda: Yes?

Karma: What if soy milk was just normal milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Okuda: It's 3 am go to SLEEP-

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Okuda: Bye Kaede! Bye Karma! Bye Kaede!

Karma: You said bye to her twice.

Okuda: Yeah, I like her more.

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Maehara: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Okano: Whatever, I'm not your mum.

*5 minutes later*

Okano: nOT IN THE STREEt

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Kanzaki: Why are you ignoring Karasuma-Sensei?

Bitch-Sensei: I'm playing hard to get.

Okuda: Why are you playing hard to get? You're already hard to want.

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Koro-Sensei: My lover needs to be graceful, sophisticated and coordinated.

Aguri: Hey Shinigami- *drops her clipboard and falls over trying to pick it up*

Koro-Sensei: That one. I want that one.

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Okano: Go to hell.

Maehara: You mean life before I met you?

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Karma: Here. A nice, hot cup of coffee.

Asano: It's cold.

Karma: A nice cup of coffee.

Asano: It tastes terrible.

Karma: A cup of coffee.

Asano: This is literally just water.

Karma: A cup.

Asano: Is this a bowl?

Karma: A.

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Hara: Is there a word that's a mix between mad and sad?

Megu: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Fuwa: Smad

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Takebayashi: So where are you from?

Sugino: Japan.

Takebayashi: Which part?

Sugino: Um...my whole body?

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Nagisa: Does this outfit make me look short?

Sugino: No.

Karma: WE make you look short.

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Nakamura: What's your biggest fear?

Fuwa: Being forgotten.

Nakamura: Wow...okay that's deep.

Nakamura: My one is microwaves but now I feel stupid.

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Kanzaki: *holding a cauliflower up to Karma and Sugino* What's this?

Karma: Cauliflower

Sugino: Cauliflower

Kanzaki: *turns to Kayano* What do you think this is?

Kayano: *quietly* gHoSt BrOcCoLi

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Karma: When people ask for your height, do they ask how tall you are or how short you are?

Nagisa: ...Shut up.

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Megu: All in all, 100% successful trip!

Kurahashi: We lost Okajima.

Megu:

Megu: All in all, 100% successful trip!

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Okuda: I almost got surprised adopted today!

Itona: You what?

Kayano: She nearly got kidnapped.

Itona: Oh okay.

Itona: Wait what-

Kayano: I know it sucks that she didn't actually get kidnapped but don't make it obvious.

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Karma: Found the stick.

Okuda: Good boy, bring it back.

Karma: I couldn't find the one you threw, so I got this bigger one instead.

Okuda: Where'd you get that from???

Karma: It was next to an old guy sitting on a bench-

Okuda: PuT iT bAcK

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Nakamura: *holds up a grey hoodie to Karma and Nagisa* What colour is this?

Karma and Nagisa: Grey.

Nakamura: *looks at Okuda and Kayano* Tell them what colour you think it is.

Okuda: Light black...

Kayano: Dark white.

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Hazama: *sighs dramatically*

Terasaka:

Hazama: *sighs louder*

Terasaka:

Hazama: *screams*

Terasaka: Holy shit what do you want??

Hazama: Attention.

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Hayami: Consider this, do you think that you're happy?

Okuda: I don't think I'm happy. I fall asleep to my own screams.

Hayami: ...Right.

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Karma: I bought a horse.

Nagisa: Why?

Karma: His name is Mayo.

Sugino: Wh-

Karma: Mayo neighs.

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Takebayashi: I'm not wearing glasses anymore.

Takebayashi: I've seen enough.

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Kayano: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Kanzaki: But Okuda was with you?

Kayano:

Okuda: In my defence, I was left unsupervised as well.

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Kurahashi: *starts crying*

Fuwa: Megu isn't here. Yada it's your turn.

Yada: *sighs* Fine.

Yada: *starts crying with her*

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Nakamura: We have something very important to tell you Nagisa.

Karma: You're in love with Kayano.

Nagisa: What

Nakamura: I'm pretty sure she likes you back too.

Nagisa: WHAT

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Karma: Hey Okuda, wanna hear a chemistry joke?

Okuda:

Karma: ...Is that a no?

Okuda: Oh, sorry. Were you expecting a reaction?

Karma: *cries tears of joy*

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Isogai: If I were a gardener, I'd put our 'two-lips' together.

Megu: *blushes*

Okano: *points at them*

Okano: Why aren't we like that?

Maehara: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Okano: So that's why...

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*Class 3-E are playing Ouija Board*

Nagisa: *gasp* It's moving!

Kayano: What's it trying to say?

Koro-Sensei, through the Ouija Board: I-T-S-P-A-S-T-Y-O-U-R-B-E-D-T-I-M-E-G-O-T-O-S-L-E-E-P

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Sugaya: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?

Karma: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Mimura: Omg that's beautiful.

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Karma: Some people are like slinkies.

Okuda: Explain.

Karma: Not really good for much but make you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.

Okuda: Please don't push Itona down the stairs.

Karma: You can't stop me.

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Okuda: *on all fours in the kitchen at 4 am* Where is the appley juice

Kayano: *smacking her with a broom* THE CREATURE IS BACK

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Itona: Karma, I really need you to be quiet.

Karma: I'm not even talking

Itona: You are now.

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Karasuma: Did you have dinner?

Bitch-Sensei: Of course I did. I had a salad.

Bitch-Sensei: A fruit salad, actually.

Bitch-Sensei: It was mostly grapes.

Bitch-Sensei: Okay, it was all grapes.

Bitch-Sensei: Fermented grapes.

Bitch-Sensei:

Karasuma:

Bitch-Sensei: Wine. I had wine for dinner.

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Karma: If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow right now" what would happen?

Nakamura: The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

Kayano: Surgery is just stabbing someone into life instead of death.

Okuda: If you sweat in a sweater, aren't you the sweater?

Sugino: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Nagisa: I hate all of you.

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Yoshida: I don't want Hazama to die.

Yoshida: And you don't want Hazama to die.

Yoshida: Now we just gotta make sure Hazama doesn't want Hazama to die.

Terasaka: Fantastic plan but have you met Hazama?

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Koro-Sensei: Describe yourself in one word.

Mr Chairman: Indescribable.

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Kimura: *sneezes*

Karma: *in the vents* Bless you.

Kimura: God?

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Koro-Sensei: Did you miss me?

Maehara: With every knife so far.

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Okajima: I bet I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth.

Megu: You're a hazard to society.

Karma: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Asano: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Seo: You okay?

Asano: My cat stole my fucking garlic bread.

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Maehara: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

Okano: Oh God.

Isogai: They call me coffee because I keep you up past two am.

Okano: Oh no not you too.

Hazama: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

Okano: Oh.

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Terasaka: Are you a morning or night person?

Itona: Buddy.

Itona: I'm barely even a person.

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Okajima: How would it feel to have a knife up your butt?

Sugaya: One more word and you'll have an answer to that.

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Kurahashi: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will"!

Kimura: I will my parents still loved me.

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That's done.