[Tuesday 6:36 am]

ManaMochi: Buenos días Hijos de puta, es hora de la escuela niños.

Devilman: Beautiful

Brickhead: the fuck does that mean

Gakubaby: It's Spanish and it means 'Good morning motherfuckers, it's time for school kids.'

ManaMochi: Here you are ruining my fun.

Devilman: First Italian and now Spanish? What other languages do you know?

Gakubaby: Korean, French, Dutch, Danish. She even speaks fluent English.

IkeMegu: If you know fluent English then why don't you use it when we're having lessons with Bitch-Sensei?

ManaMochi: I don't want her to kiss me :/

Baseball: Me and you both, Okuda-San.

Gakubaby: What kind of teachers do you have??

LoseThe3rdD: A bitch, a brick and an octopus.

PuddingLover: Lmao I thought Terasaka was the brick

Brickhead: fuck off you flat-chested bitch

PuddingLover: Would you like to die?

Devilman: I love this class.

Not a girl: This class is weird.

Gakubaby: Wait, what do you mean you have an octopus as a teacher?

IkeMegu: Takebayashi you little shit.

ManaMochi: Sister snapped

Memeura: Guys class starts in 4 minutes where the fuck is everyone

PuddingLover: Yah yeet me and Mana-Bitch are speeding up the mountain.

Devilman: hhwnclwcnm Mana-Bitch eye-

Devilman: I'll be late.

Gakubaby: Like always.

Devilman: Bruh htf did you know?

Baseball: I mean it's kinda obvious. Don't @ me I'll stab stab.

ManaMochi: YALL GIVE US A ROUND OF APPLAUSE ME AND KAEDE LEGIT SPED UP THE MOUNTAIN IN 1 MINUTE

PuddingLover: I can't breathe

IkeMegu: Okajima sit the fuck down and stop clapping.

Pornography: Well unlike some people I'm trying to be supportive.

Memeura: We're supporting them in silence.

BlondeBitch: watch and learn, stupid shmuck

Not a girl: Phones down! Koro-Sensei is coming!

[Tuesday 8:10 am]

ManaMochi: I think Yada-San is a lesbiab.

LoseThe3rdD: Lesbian*

Gakubaby: No she meant lesbiab. You just aren't knowledgeable in the language of Mananese.

MeguIsHot: Mananese?

PuddingLover: Manami language.

IkeMegu: Yada-San we need to talk about your username.

MeguIsHot: Shut up.

Devilman: Yes Kataoka-San. Shut up I wanna know more about this Mananese ψ(｀∇')ψ

ManaMochi: So far only me, Gakubaby and Kaede know how to speak Mananese. It's totes not red bean bread.

Gakubaby: Translation: It's most definitely not cool

PuddingLover: Tbh, this whole chat is a Cambrian Palace.

Gakubaby: I don't want to translate that.

ManaMochi: Is Hachiman Park a sub-arena?

Gakubaby: ...

Devilman: Translate it p u s s y

BlondeBitch: um, I enjoy that pussy thank you very much.

Gakubaby: We aren't even dating so please stop Nakamura.

MeguIsHot: Asano-Kun, do you speak Mananese as well?

Devilman: Is that even a good question?

MeguIsHot: No- I mean, do you use Mananese in your speech? It seems a bit informal.

Gakubaby: Indeedlydo. It sounds a bit weedly but I enjoy using it when I talk to my thert. It's the one language he doesn't understand and I can swear at him and he wouldn't know.

Brickhead: wtaf is a thert

PuddingLover: It means dad. Weedly means strange. Indeedlydo means indeed I do.

BlondeBitch: The more you know.

Gakubaby: Wait why are you guys on your phones? Isn't it class time?

IkeMegu: We should be asking you that.

Gakubaby: I'm in the Student Council room. We're allowed phones. Now, what about you?

LoseThe3rdD: We have a free period.

Gakubaby: Ah.

Brickhead: I can't believe we wasted our free period texting you

Devilman: You're right for once, Terasaka.

ManaMochi: Is there something you don't understand about the title 'You Shits Better Get Along'?

Gakubaby: Clearly not.

HotPlayboy: lmao Ass-ano just admitted to not understanding something

PlayboyHater: Quit acting as you understand it too.

Ikeman: I mean, we are kind of getting closer to Asano-Kun...I think.

IkeMegu: Isogai is right! Okuda-San, this group chat was a great idea!

ManaMochi: Guys! No one answered my question D:

Devilman: What question?

ManaMochi: Is Hachiman Park a sub-arena??

PuddingLover: Yeet upperino? BRO IDK IM TERRIBLE AT COMPUTER SCIENCE

PuddingLover: @Gakubaby GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Gakubaby: The answer is clearly kingalong rain. How dumb can you be?

ManaMochi: Biggest dumb dumb I have.

Devilman: Don't say that about yourself. Terasaka is obviously the one with the biggest dumb dumb ψ(｀∇')ψ

Brickhead: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Tuesday 11:07 am]

BlondeBitch: lol I'm bored

BlondeBitch: Asano

BlondeBitch: Asano

Devilman: You think that stuck up hoe is going to answer you in the middle of class?

Gakubaby: Hi, what do you want?

BlondeBitch: lol get rekt you living tampon

Devilman: You fucking carrot you did that on purpose

Gakubaby: Okay. But Nakamura-San what do you want?

BlondeBitch: hey, GakuBob. I love you 030

BlondeBitch: baby* lmao

[Gakubaby has changed their name to GakuBob]

GakuBob: There's no turning back.

GakuBob: The Bob has consumed me. My name is Bob.

Itbrona: Someone explain to me why Nakamura is laughing so hard she's crying.

TheVoid: Oh.

GakuBob: My name is Bob. Address me that way you little shits.

ManaMochi: We've influenced him and not in a good way.

GakuBob: No

Devilman: Feel the power of class E

BlondeBitch: join the dark side. We have cookies

ManaMochi: He likes fortune cookies

Itbrona: I don't think we have those

GakuBob: Then fuck your E class

GayMotorcycle: we're doing Home ECS

GayMotorcycle: we can make them now

GakuBob: Make sure they have the fortunes in them.

Devilman: If we didn't then they aren't even fortune cookies

TheVoid: Yall shut up Koro-Sensei will smack us.

ManaMochi: You know he won't.

[Tuesday 1:34 pm]

ManaMochi: BLEACH

Sniper#1: I want to gouge out my eyes with a melon baller.

PuddingLover: What happened?

ManaMochi: Hayami-San and I have seen things no 14-Year-Old should.

Sniper#1: I don't say things like this often, but what I saw makes me want to throw myself onto a busy highway.

Sniper#1: Okuda-San do you have acid?

Devilman: Wtf happened and why are you texting in class?

PuddingLover: Did something happen on your trip to the teacher's office?

GakuBob: Why would Manami have acid?

GakuBob: O H.

BlondeBitch: okay but wtf did you two see and why is Bob texting in class AGAIN

GakuBob: Goodbye I'm leaving yah yeet.

Sniper#1: How about we add Bitch-Sensei and Karasuma-Sensei to share what happened earlier?

ManaMochi: Yes let's do that.

[ManaMochi has added Irina_Jelavic and Karasuma to the chat 'You Shits Better Get Along']

Karasuma: What is this?

BlondeBitch: A group chat.

Karasuma: I don't have time for any of your nonsense.

Karasuma: I have many important things to do.

ManaMochi: Like suck Bitch-Sensei's face off? Yeah, Karasuma-Sensei you aren't fooling anyone.

Irina_Jelavic: You saw that?

Karasuma: Irina!

Irina_Jelavic: WAIT- NO! SHIT

Sniper#1: Me and Okuda-San went to the teacher's office to drop off some documents from Koro-Sensei.

ManaMochi: Then we were scarred for life.

LoseThe3rdD: @Sniper#1  Okuda-San and I*

Sniper#1: Bitch, fuck you.

Devilman: Lol KaraIri just got revealed.

Irina_Jelavic: Shut up! Also, aren't you brats supposed to be learning science?

BlondeBitch: sHiT

PuddingLover: We have been exposed. Abort mission!

[Tuesday 7:47 pm]

Ritsu: I'm slightly concerned at the lack of communication in this chat...it's been 5 hours, 58 minutes and 37.93 seconds since a message has been last sent...

Lanky Paint Brush: Oh wow.

ManaMochi: Ritsu! Did you change the Chairman's username?

Ritsu: Yes! I don't think he's noticed yet, however.

GakuBob: Good.

[ManaMochi has added Gakuhoe to the chat 'You Shits Better Get Along']

ManaMochi: Everyone online currently please @ Gakuhoe.

Gakuhoe: What is this? What happened to my name?

Devilman: @Gakuhoe

BlondeBitch: @Gakuhoe

3-EMama: @Gakuhoe

Sniper#1: @Gakuhoe

Sniper#2: @Gakuhoe

MeguIsHot: @Gakuhoe

Brickhead: @Gakuhoe

Ikeman: @Gakuhoe

HotPlayboy: @Gakuhoe

Itbrona: @Gakuhoe

Baseball: @Gakuhoe don't @ me

Not a girl: @Gakuhoe

Pornography: @Gakuhoe

Memeura: @Gakuhoe

IkeMegu: @Gakuhoe

PuddingLover: @Gakuhoe

GayMotorcycle: @Gakuhoe

Lanky Paint Brush: @Gakuhoe

Ritsu: @Gakuhoe did I do it right?

Animal Whisperer: @Gakuhoe yes you did you adorable anime girl

LoseThe3rdD: @Gakuhoe what a nice bonding experience

RamenNoob: @Gakuhoe

TheVoid: @Gakuhoe I couldn't agree less

PlayboyHater: @Gakuhoe

愛人: @Gakuhoe is this the first thing I have to say?

Fastasfuckboi: @Gakuhoe you and me both Kanzaki-San

Mnangagwa: @Gakuhoe why didn't I find this chat sooner

ManaMochi: @Gakuhoe also Fuwa-San wtf is your username

GakuBob: I'm going to die but...@Gakuhoe

Gakuhoe: Okuda-Chan, Asano-Kun 😊

GakuBob: Fuck

ManaMochi: sHiT he used an emoji we're all going to hell

Devilman: It's beautiful how everyone logged on just to do this.

Fastasfuckboi: I just realised that Bitch-Sensei and Karasuma are still in this chat.

[Animal Whisperer changed their name to Anima]

[Pornography changed their name to Hentaiisart]

[PlayboyHater changed their name to SmallTsunTsun]

HotPlayboy: wtf?

SmallTsunTsun: Shut up!

Anima: I just felt like changing my name.

Mnangagwa: Nah, Author-nim just wanted to change your names because they were hard to write.

BlondeBitch: nim is a Korean honorific why are you using it? you're Japanese you shmuck

Mnangagwa: Author-nim wanted me to.

Irina_Jelavic: For the last time Fuwa-San we aren't in a book oml.

PuddingLover: Ritsu, do you think you can change the teacher's usernames too?

Ritsu: Sure! What do you wanna change them to?

Irina_Jelavic: Oh no-no-no.

Devilman: Oh yes-yes-yes.

BlondeBitch: Irina_Jelavic --> Bitch-Sensei

Memeura: Lmao change Karasuma-Sensei's username to DenseBrick

Bitch-Sensei: You brats love that nickname SO much that you even have to change my username into it, don't you?

Bitch-Sensei: Nevermind that. I can always change it.

Gakuhoe: I can't change it...

Bitch-Sensei: YOU LITTLE SHITS ILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU, I USE THIS NUMBER FOR IMPORTANT BUSINESS FUCK YOU ALL

3-EMama: Eye-

DenseBrick: Irina! No swearing!

ManaMochi: BITCH I SNORTED-

GakuBob: We have made it out alive.

Devilman: Congrats, want a reward?

GakuBob: The only reward I need is my dad getting kicked out of this chat.

[ManaMochi has kicked Gakuhoe from the chat]

[ManaMochi has added Koro-Sensei to the chat 'You Shits Better Get Along']

BlondeBitch: Ritsu, you know the drill.

Koro-Sensei: Nurufufufufu what's this?

Ritsu: See a boring username then change it? Yes, I know the drill.

GayMotorcycle: this guy just typed out his laugh...

Brickhead: AND THAT PISSES ME OFF

Itbrona: Ritsu I beg of you, change his username into something bad that will ruin his reputation as a teacher.

TentaclePorn: Nuru?

TentaclePorn: Nyu-ah! What happened to my username?!

TentaclePorn: AND WHY CAN'T I CHANGE IT????

TheVoid: I'm laughing.

Brickhead: no youre cackling

RamenNoob: like a witch

GayMotorcycle: its fucking terrifying

TheVoid: May the overlords make you suffer in the afterlife.

Anima: That's-

Hentaiisart: -Scary as fuck

愛人: I'm confused? It's not like Ritsu at all to change someone's username into something like that without us telling her exactly what to change it into.

Ritsu: I'm sorry! Itona-Kun told me to change it into something terrible so I did...Please don't let this change your impressions of me '(*>﹏<*)′

ManaMochi: ✪ ω ✪ do I sense a new ship? Itona x Ritsu?

Not a girl: How is that even supposed to work? Ritsu isn't a human. No offence Ritsu.

Ritsu: None taken!

ManaMochi: I made this meme especially for you, @Not a girl

(A/N I made this myself, applaud me for making JK's face a meme.)

Devilman: The power of shipping will never be stopped.

Not a girl: ...

MeguIsHot: He just went offline lmao-

[愛人 has changed their name to Mistress]

Baseball: What's up with people and changing their username today?

GakuBob: It's Username Tuesday

Ikeman: That doesn't exist.

GakuBob: Stfu I do what I wanna.

Fastasfuckboi: Wish I could say the same thing, but I can't.

ManaMochi: Kinda sucks ngl

HotPlayboy: Guys.

Ikeman: ???

HotPlayboy: Hinata and I have something to confess.

Memeura: He's using capitalization and punctuation. It must be important.

[HotPlayboy changed their name to OnlyHinata's]

SmallTsunTsun: OML I CANT BELIEVE YOU TOLD THEM LIKE THAT

TentaclePorn: TWO OF MY SHIPS IN ONE DAY?! NYU-AH THIS MUST BE A DREAM

OnlyHinata's: 😉

TheVoid: There's too much drama...I'm going to sleep...

ManaMochi: BuT iT's OnLy 8 pM

TheVoid: I need to wake up at 3 am to summon demons. Have a terrible night.

Baseball: Summon demons? Wtaf??

BlondeBitch: Notice how Terasaka logged off exactly after Hazama did.

GakuBob: OwO?

Devilman: We influenced him so badly that he even participates in shipping ψ(｀∇')ψ

RamenNoob: that's literally amazing omg

Itbrona: Terasaka told you guys to fuck off.

Sniper#2: Moving away from Terazama, let's talk about NagiKae.

BlondeBitch: FUCK YES

Mistress: Kayano just went offline right after you sent that?

GakuBob: Suspicious.

Mnangagwa: Indeed.

ManaMochi: Awww she's blushing.

Devilman: How cute.

3-EMama: Come on everyone! We can't tease each other over our love interests ;)

OnlyHinata's: IM SCREECHING EVEN HARA IS INVESTED

IkeMegu: They would be adorable together! Why wouldn't we be invested?

LoseThe3rdD: I think they're secretly dating.

SmallTsunTsun: Don't be ridiculous. Nagisa is almost as dense as Karasuma-Sensei.

Ikeman: Okay but so was Maehara. You two are together, aren't you?

OnlyHinata's: hey! I take offence to that!

Devilman: If they are dating, I'm smacking those small children for not telling me sooner.

BlondeBitch: lmao, small children

[Tuesday 11:30 pm]

Not a girl: Kaede-Chan...

Not a girl: <.<

Not a girl: >.>

Not a girl: I love you.

PuddingLover: I love you too omg ~❤

GakuBob: Cute.

Not a girl: SHIT WRONG CHAT JIUEWFJEJU

PuddingLover: WE HAVE BEEN VIOLATED UEFHVJKEJWC

Devilman: Oya?

ManaMochi: OyaOya?

BlondeBitch: OyaOyaOya?

Not a girl: Stop your Oya-ing.

Devilman: I can't believe you guys are dating and didn't even tell me.

Devilman: Friendship no longer exists.

GakuBob: Friendship has never existed. It is simply a word created by man that has no true meaning or filter. Friendship is simply an illusion, a mask that covers the truth.

BlondeBitch: you okay?

ManaMochi: Guess I'll just die then...

Devilman: nO

GakuBob: nO

GakuBob: I hate how we sent that at the exact same time.

Devilman: Same.

Bitch-Sensei: Since you brats are still awake, I'll just remind you of the English essay that's due tomorrow. Hope you did it ;)

PuddingLover: sHiT

ManaMochi: Bitch

GakuBob: Lol, I'm not even in your class.

BlondeBitch: does it have to be in English or what?

Devilman: That's actually such a stupid question.

Bitch-Sensei: Of course it does. Wtf is wrong with your head? ALL of it has to be in English.

BlondeBitch: I can do that. I think.

ManaMochi: Aight, fuck you then.

Not a girl: You're fluent in English why are YOU complaining?

ManaMochi: Do YoU tHiNk I kNoW hOw To wRiTe EsSaYs iN eNgLiSh?

GakuBob: She knows how to speak English fluently but she doesn't know shit when it comes to writing it.

Devilman: I can tutor you ψ(｀∇')ψ

GakuBob: uM I tHiNk ThE fUcK nOt

BlondeBitch: ill tutor her

GakuBob: Go ahead.

Devilman: Why not me

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Yay. Another 3-E groupchat because my thumb is better. I also drew Karmanami's cHiLdReN. I'm actually bopping out to Go Go by BTS rn so this is epic. NagiKae, KaraIri, GakuRio, Ritona, Terazama, MaeHina, TokaMeg and a bit of Karmanami in here.

I'm crying I'm too invested with Lizkook I can't escape. I actually hate reading smut so much (it's cringe asf) but now I'm reading a Lizkook smut book I wasn't even this invested with Karmanami- reading Karmanami fanfics aren't helping either REEEEEEEEEEEE