Edward: Jacob.

Jacob: Hello Kenway. What's going on?

Edward: Oh nothing I thought I tell you a joke.

Edward: A bar joke.

Jacob: Interesting then tell me.

Edward: Alright I'll tell you.

Edward: A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. "What's your kid's name?" ask the bartender. "Tiny." Says the lizard. "Because he's my Newt."

Jacob: 😂😂😂😂 Nice one!

Edward: It is isn't it.

Edward: But it's not nice to steal my stash of rum. Frye I know you've been drinking it.

Jacob: Why I would never do that Kenway.

Edward: Then explain why is there a throwing knife at the crime scene.

Jacob: [...]

[Jacob offline]

Edward: FRYE!!!!!