Swift: Wanna hear a joke?

Edward: Not at all lass.

Swift: Okay, why can't a pirate go see a movie at the movie theater?

Edward: Hmm not sure why?

Swift: Because it's rated AAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Edward: 🤷‍♂️

Swift: Really? You thought it's not that funny?

Edward: Sorry no.

Swift: I'm doing my best telling jokes.

Swift: Great now I know what it feels like to have no jams now.

Swift: F#CK.