Desmond:"Hey wassa matta you Altaïr"?

Altaïr: That's racist.

Desmond: You're racist.

Altaïr: Really?

Desmond: Yep 👍🏻

Altaïr: 🖕🏻

Desmond: HEY!!!

Altaïr: That's for making fun of your ancestors' nationality.