(Idea: @trashbinshadowspirit)

[Altaïr joined in]

Altaïr: Anyone here?

Ezio: Hello Altaïr.

Connor: Hello Ancestors.

Edward: Oi lads.

Jacob: 'Ello 'Ello everybody!

Evie: Good day gentlemen.

Shao Jun: Hello

Abaaz: Hi everyone.

Nickolai: Hi fellows Assassins.

Altaïr: Anyone else here?

Swift: Yo guys.

Bayek: Hello my brothers and sisters.

Altaïr: Hello Bayek.

Desmond: What's up guys?

Edward: Desmond my boy.

Connor: Hi Desmond.

Jacob: So why did you create a group chat Altaïr?

Altaïr: Somehow I feel like it.

Swift: 🤔 Maybe I'll do this.

Swift:

Desmond: What the f#ck Swift?

Jacob: Why now?

Evie: Miss. Yang why on Earth?

Edward: Yang what the hell is that?

Swift: There's more where that came from.

Swift:

Connor: Why are you showing this to us?

Swift: Just for LOL!

Swift:

Connor: I still don't get why you're doing this.

Swift: For. The. LOLs.

Swift:

Swift: AH JUNGKOOK!!!!!!

Bayek: Is this normal?

Edward: You'll get use to it.

Swift:

Swift: Eyebrows on fleek!!!

Bayek: 😕

Ezio: Just ignore the craziness from her.

Swift:

Altaïr: What Sorcery is this?

Swift:

Connor: Uhhhhhhhhh......

Edward: My grandson in a nutshell.

Swift:

Swift: Bloopers of the Assassin's Creed movie.

Aguilar: My goodness.

Desmond: What's up Aguilar?

Bayek: Hello brother Aguilar.

Aguilar: Hello everybody. So what's going on?

Jacob: Yang's randomness.

Swift:

Swift: Get out the way!

Ezio: Jesus Christ.

Swift:

Swift: More Ezio moments!

Ezio: Please stop.

Altaïr: Somebody stop her.

[Graze joined in]

Graze: I got it.

Graze:

(In real life)

Swift:*Seizes and passes out from the picture*

[Back to the group chat]

Evie: Mr. Kim what did you do?

Graze: Made Swift seized and passed out.

Connor: Will she be fine?

Graze: Of course she just wake up in 2 hours.

Altaïr: All that we need to remember is to seize Swift whenever she shows her pictures of her insanity here in this group chat.

Desmond: I agree ☝️

Desmond: So what's up with you Kim?

Graze: I just came back from visiting my parents back in Japan.

Evie: Must've been nice over there.

Graze: It was and Altaïr you got a mission to complete.

[Altaïr offline]

Graze: That was fast.

Jacob: Any for me Kim?

Graze: You're in charge of sweeping all the hallways.

Jacob: Oh come on why?

Evie: You didn't sweep them up last week and it was your turn.

Jacob: Well I was busy.

Evie: Busy procrastinating.

Graze: Ooooooohhhhhhhh......

Edward: That hurts.

Ezio: You got burnt my friend.

Bayek: I don't get it.

Ezio: You'll learn sooner or later brother Bayek.