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Altaïr: shut up already!
Writer: maybe I should kill you by putting you in a lemon.
Malik: don't test her novie!
Altaïr: try me!
Writer: your gonna hate me.

Ezio: alty is dead. He got writers wrath!
Edward: aye! I say he spends his last nigh drinking.
Shay: no!
Arno: where are my baguettes?!
Desmond: shut up I wanna hear this!

Writer: Altaïr ibn-la'ahad! You will shut up and let me love my noble people!
Altaïr: oh crap. She used my full name...... MALIK
Malik: I'm not gonna take her wrath for you. You had it coming.

Writer: I could make Altaïr do something stupid. I could make his depressed. Noble people, what should I do to punish Altaïr for not letting me love you?

So anyways please I need to punish novice for it. You are all amazing and I love you all, no joke