Altaïr: "I WAS ONLY JOKING!"

"I don't care we bought it!"

Ezio: "IT LOOKS LIKE A BIRD!"

"(Y/n) yes it does but it looks like a cat."

Connor: "he's so pretty!"

"It won't eat you (y/n)."

Edward: "it will eat me!"

"No it won't (y/n)."

Desmond: "IT'S SO CUTE!"

"please let me do my work now."

Shay: "What will I do with this?"

"I don't know (y/n). Make it catch fish."

Jacob: he had no clue what to get you.....