Altaïr: he usally dosent slip up but one time he tripped on a doll when we were watching my cousin. He fell backwards and hit his head on the book shelf. Then a drawer fell on him. He broke his nose and I couldn't help but giggle the whole time we were at the hospital.

Ezio: he farted when meeting your parents..........

Edward: you were at the beach and you and Edward went swimming. Well when Edward came out of the water a little 6 year old kid ran by and pantsed him. (Pantsed means when you pull someone's pants down I'm public)

Connor: he put his hair into braids and walked around walmart yelling "I'm a pretty pink princess." All because he lost a beg with Achilles.

Desmond: he got pushed into a pile of cow manure by a horse. He was talking to you when a horse ran up and pushed him into it. Long story short Desmond took 34 showers and still didn't smell the same.