Modern! Ezio x Reader!
Well, technically its actually an all assassins x reader but eh
I got a lil surprise about this, containing animal parts and magic, you'll see what I mean soon enough, my friends. Oh yeah, just ignore the youtube video, I was listening to the music while writing since youtube began hating me.
Enjoy~ (muhahahahaha)
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Ring! Ring!

You searched for your phone with half-lidded eyes and groaned. You found your phone, the light blinding you as you looked at the caller

Malik Wants to FaceTime.
Accept                 Decline

You accepted it and turned on your light, sitting up with a pillow covering your (f/c) tank-top. "All these assassin's are IDIOTS, (y/n)! Even my little brother!" He growled instantly. "Okay, what did they do?" You yawned, rubbing your eyes. "You'll have to come over, they refuse letting you see them unless it is in person." Malik sighed, then a tiny, squeaky voice was heard, it sounded like Kadar. "Brother! This Is scaring me! I want to be bi--" the FaceTime ended before you could hear any more. You quickly got up and began to dress yourself in a loose (f/c) shirt and some jeans. You didn't bother trying to brush your hair, but only put it in a messy pony tail (unless your or your OC has short hair, then forget about the ponytail) what have those idiots gotten themselves into this time?

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You walked into Malik's house and instantly dropping your bag, covering your mouth and widen your eyes. "See." Malik growled in defeat, walking up next to you. "They all have tiny animal ears and tails.....and their.....c-chibi." You stuttered, not able to hold your smile back. You walked over to the eight tiny assassins and picked up Connor, Altaïr, and Ezio. "You all are no bigger than my middle finger!" You smiled. You flicked Altaïr's tiny cat ears, watching as he flinched backwards and fell on his bottom in your palm. You examined them all and noticed they ALL had animal ears of different or similar animals:
Altaïr- Kitty ears and tail
Ezio- bunny ears and tail
Connor- wolf ears and tail
Edward- Fox ears and tail
Kadar- rabbit ears and tail (there is a difference. I think)
Jacob- dog ears and tail
Arno- cat ears and tail
Desmond- dog ears and tail

"Put me down!" Altaïr's squeaky voice rang out. You sighed and grabbed your bag. "I need you to take them so I can come up with a cure." Malik demanded. "How did this happen?" You asked. "I was working a science experiment for college and told these idiots not to get close but no!" Malik ranted. You nodded and took your bag to the others and gently placed them into your bag. You couldn't find Ezio though. "Ezio?" You looked around. "Right here, bella." A voice said on your shoulder. You smiled and stood up, telling Malik goodbye and hopping onto your motorcycle. "You sure you don't want to get in the bag?" You asked him. He smiled and shook his head, an excited look crossed his brown eyes and you only snickered. The engine started and you bolted off, not hearing Ezio's yelps of fear and amazement.

You finally stopped at you house after going to the store and buying some food for dinner, seeming that the chibi men where going to stay overnight, you knew how long it takes Malik to make one of his chemical mixtures. You placed the bags down and unlocked your door, placing your bag of assassin's on the table and walking out to get the bags. "Had fun, Ezio?" You asked the frazzled tiny assassin that was still on your shoulder. "That.Was.AWESOME!" He cheered, brown eyes beaming and he smiled widely, trying to fix his messy hair. You chuckled and grabbed the bags, walking back inside, closing the door, and setting the bags on the dining room table and began to put things in their proper places. You set Ezio down next to the other assassin's that wondered around on the table. "Where are we gonna stay?" Kadar asked nicely, looking up at you. "I might have my little sister/brother's toy house up in the attic if you want that." You teased. You walked upstairs and opened the attic door, watching the ladder slide out before continuing. It wasn't a heavy playhouse, but it sure was big since your little sibling wanted it to be a modern four story house that had at least fifteen rooms and a small 'indoor' pool. You grunted and pulled it down the ladder and into your room, where the chibi assassin's followed you.

"There." You huffed, smiling while they inspected it. Kadar and Edward seemed dazzled by it while Altaïr and Connor closely examined the thing as if it was gonna kill them. "This is wonderful!" Arno proclaimed, his tiny cat ears and tail flicking anxiously. Too cute. Too cute. You smiled at them. You felt a tiny thing on your arm and saw Ezio trying to climb up to the shelter of your shoulder. You watched his bunny ears flatten in effort before you finally decided to help him. Suddenly thunder booms and Kadar screeched; grabbing onto the closest thing near him: Altaïr. "Get off me!" Altaïr whined, his white cat ears going down. Kadar whimpered, but didn't let go. You stuck out your palm and picked up Kadar, who just clinged to your finger like a tiny hamster. "Alright, who wants to sleep on my bed?" You sighed, giving a chuckle when all assassin's raised their hands except for Altaïr, who crossed his arms. "I'm fine." He stated, until the sound of pouring rain came to his enhanced hearing and his tail frizzed up and shivers were sent down his spin as he zipped up your arm in a blur of white. He held onto your neck and tried to un-friz his tail while you and the others laughed. You placed them on your bed and began to head to the bathroom to take a hot bubble bath (if you guys even take those. I know I don't. My bathroom doesn't have a bath. Ha ha ha.). "(Y/n)? What about the storm?" Edward asked from behind you, watching as Ezio sneakily climbed down the bed. "Oh, it only matters really if its a shower." You smiled calmly.

You started the bath and closed the door, but you didn't see a certain tiny assassin sneak in and hide where he couldn't see you and you couldn't see him. You got undressed and wrapped a towel around you (like what those anime girls do if you know any anime's that do that. Like Fairy tail.but trust me, the towel will be a good part because no matter how perverted Ezio is, I TRY to make my stories decent without much inappropriate cause im that kind of person ), then sank into the steaming bath. You sighed in relief, relaxing your shoulders until you heard a tiny plop near your head. You thought nothing of it until you heard a voice. "Ya know, bella, I know you like doing anime things, but this is so stupid, it is a complete waste of towels." That squeaky-ish voice was all too familiar. "EZIO!" You shrieked, hearing his tiny laugh. "I love how you do not notice I came in!" He laughed. You picked him up high into the air and threatened to drop him. "This does not phase me, but if it was Altaïr, you would have scared the crap outta him!" Ezio laughed, and you dropped him, his contact made a tiny ripple in the water, but his face came up, spitting out water, and his bunny ears went down. "Oooowwwwww! That actually hurt!" He whined. You cupped him in your hands, watching as he sat down. "Of course it did, you belly-flopped into the water." You snickered, placing him on your shoulder once more.
"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! I can be Shay! Wanna see?" Ezio suddenly burst. You nodded and he scrambled to the rim of the tub and skipped to a nearby bubble mound that looked similar to a glacier. "Oh no! My ship has crashed!" He said dramatically, trying to pull off an Irish voice, but failing due to his thick Italian accent. He tottered over to one side, then the other, then fell into the bubble mound, you heard him shout, "DESYNCHRONIZED." And you burst out laughing. "Right on point. He really does love his 1700 ship, The Morrigan, doesn't he?" You laughed. Ezio swam up to you and climbed up from the towel to under your neck, resting his damp, tiny body under it. He sneezed and groaned, "I think I breathed in some bubbles." He muttered. Before you could say anything, he sneezed again and bubbles floated up, making you laugh harder. Her laugh is so cute.. Ezio thought as he smiled at you, resting his head under your neck.
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You walked back into your room to see all the tiny assassin's already asleep on your bed, all scattered about and ears and tails twitching. "Couch?" You asked the tiny Ezio from your shoulder. He nodded, "couch." You trotted downstairs after grabbing a pillow and blanket and fell onto the couch, covering you and Ezio, who was now on your pillow. "Night Ezio." You muttered before closing your eyes.

>next day<

Malik rushed into your home after unlocking the door with the spare keys. "I got the antidote--!" He almost yelled, but he saw you sleeping with all eight chibi assassin's laying around you (they kinda woke up from thunder and ran to you) and he just set down the bottle, grabbed a pencil and paper, wrote down what to do, and quietly left.

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Altaïr: okay first off I am not afraid of rain, its only water.
Don't you cry?
Altaïr: well--yes and no, mostly no
So you don't cry because you're scared of your tears
Altaïr: I DONT SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING WITH THIS
Im not going anywhere, sheesh, it was just a question

¡Chao!
~Kam