dan🌚: hey phil

phil✨: dan

dan🌚: why do you have sparkles by your name

phil✨: they're cool!

dan🌚: they're lame

dan🌚: so what you been up to

phil✨: literally nothing i've been bored out of my mind

phil✨: you?

dan🌚: i can send you some pictures for your wank bank for the next time you're 'bored'😏

phil✨: i'll let you keep them to yourself, won't need them

dan🌚: OMG DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

phil✨: not exactly

dan🌚: what do you mean?? you either have a girlfriend or you don't, who even does that in between shit anymore

phil✨: it's not like that

dan🌚: then what is it?

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dan🌚: phil?