MrSlyFox says: Sans, admit your crippling depression to Papyrus.

Sans: ....
*walks up to Papy* Hey Papy!

Papyrus: HELLO, SANS! *is adorable*

Sans: I just wanted to tell you that...
Today's been great and I hope it's been great for you too!
(He's too innocent, I can't hurt him like that...)

Papyrus: THAT'S WONDERFUL SANS! THANK YOU! *walks away*

Sans: Yep...