Asked by Ozone_Kevlar_TSLOP

Alright, I guess it's story time. A while back, when I was younger, I was in pursuit of this pesky pigeon. I was so focused on that pigeon that I didn't even realize that there was an airplane coming up behind me. Let's just say, I managed to escape with my life. The pigeon, not so much. Ever since, I tend to keep my distance...