Liv: Hewo aw aboring fans we aw ba!

Mal: Yeah!

Maddie: Sowy we wew wait we wew habinh nap time!

Liv: No only I was! You two pwayed!

Mal: No!

Maddie: We napped!

Liv: No you didn't! I saw you! You pwayed!

Mal: Otay fine!

Maddie: Yeah you got us!

Liv: *Claps her hands* Ooh yay! I win!

Maddie: Whatever! Anyway question time! Otay they wanna know who mommy's favorite is?

Liv: Ooh that's easy it's me!

Mal: No me!

Maddie: Well I know it's not me!

Liv: Mal mommy wikes me mow cus I do dance wike hew!

Mal: No I mommy baby!

Maddie: Mommy no wike either of us!

Mal: No! I sow you! *Starts screaming as loud as she can* MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

April: *Runs in* What happened!

Mal: *Starts crying as she reaches for April* Mommy!

April: Mal I thought one of you got hurt! Don't do that to me!

Mal: Mommy uppie!

April: Mal please not now.

Mal: Uppie! Uppie!

Liv: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Mal: Uppie mommy! Uppie mommy!

Liv: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Maddie: Mommy no caw abow us! Sop!

Mal: *Starts crying louder* UPPIE!

Maddie: This jus sa!

Liv: Mommy pwease! I wanna sow you ance!

April: That's nice Liv but mommy is tired okay. And Mal please not now.

Mal: Mommy no wob me!

April: Mal come on!

Mal: Mommy no wob me!

April: Okay I give up! *Picks up Mal*

Mal: *Smiles as she looks at her sisters* Tow you!

Liv: Mommy wa me now!

April: Liv please can I deal with one thing at a time.

Maddie: Sowy Wiv Wooks Wike Mal da fabowite!

Mal: Mommy dow! Mommy dow!

April: Really you cried to be picked up and now you want down.

Mal: Mommy dow!

April: Okay! *Places Mal down* Okay I seriously don't get toddlers.

Liv: Mommy now wa!

April: Liv can you show me tomorrow. I really have to get back to what I was doing.

Liv: Bu mommy

April: Liv please

Liv: Otay fine.

April: Are we done here now because I really have to get back to work.

Triplets: *Nod*

April: Okay great now don't bother me anymore unless someone gets hurt got it.

Triplets: Yes mommy!

April: good! *Leaves*

Mal: Tow you mommy wike me bewow!

Liv: Otay you win!

Mal: Yay! I win! Mommy wike me da mos! Anyway pwease keep weaving us questions!

Liv: Yeah we wob answering Aw aboring fans!

Maddie: Yeah plus we bored anyway! So keep weaving us questions!

Mal: Pwease!

Author's Note: Thank you to Sofia_Paulina_Joey for the question.