Liv: Hewo my aboring fans!

Maddie: Wiv!

Liv: Wa!

Maddie: You no hab fans!

Liv: Do too!

Maddie: Nuh uh!

Liv: DO TOO

Maddie: NO WIV!

Mal: *Starts crying* No yell!

Liv and Maddie: Sowy Mal!

Mal: It otay! Anyway hewo we ba!

Liv: Yeah!

Maddie: Otay question time!

Mal: Otay they wanna know how ow we aw?

Liv: Oooh dats easy! We aw all 2!

Maddie: Yeah cus we twiplets!

Mal: Yeah! We sa age!

Maddie: Well not twu!

Mal: Is too!

Liv: Yeah!

Maddie: No cus I was bown befow bof you an wiv you was bown befow Mal!

Liv: Twue! Mal is Aw baby sisew!

Mal: Hey!

Maddie! Sowy Mal bu it twue!

Mal: No fair!

Liv: Anyway pwease keep da questions coming! We wob answering Aw aboring fans!

Maddie: Wiv!