Liv: Hewo my aboring fans! It is I wiv! An I am ba!

Maddie and Mal: WIV!

Liv: Otay I stop!

Maddie: Good!

Mal: Otay we hab a new question! They wanna know if we would eber weplace mommy if we could!

Liv: Ooh that's easy! Of course we would!

Maddie: Yeah!

Mal: Bu I wob mommy!

Liv: Wouldn't you wike da nice wady at da mall to be your new mommy?

Mal: Oh yeah she was nice! I wob hew!

Maddie: So we agwee!

Mal and Liv: Yeah!

Liv: Otay you hewed it hew! We wan a new mommy! If you wan fwee amazing an aborable wittle giws we aw taking auditions!

Mal: Yeah we wib at ...

Maddie: *Covers Mal's mouth* No! Mal we not opposed to say da!

Mal: Den how will they fin us!

Maddie: Good point!

Liv: Yeah!

All: Otay we wib at ...

April: What are you doing!

Mal: *Reaches for April* Mama!

April: *Groans as she picks up Mal*

Mal: *Gives her sisters a secret thumbs up*

Liv: Sowy mama!

Maddie: We no me to!

April: *Sighs as she grabs her phone then places Mal down* It's fine just please stop taking this. Mommy needs it.

Triplets: Otay mommy!

Liv: Ca we say bye bye to aw aboring fans first?

Mal: Yeah mommy pwease!

April: You don't have ... *Looks at the innocent toddlers giving her puppy dog eyes* Okay fine! Say goodbye then I'm taking the camera!

Triplets: Yay!

Liv: Otay bye bye Aw aboring fans! Oh and keep weabing the questions! We'll be ba no wowy!

April: Alright you done okay good! I'm going back to rehearse don't be loud! *Walks off and turns off the camera*

Author's Note: Thank you to Malandeviefan for the question.