Ship_Kids 2.0!?!
Me: *Turns on Camera with ten other kids behind me* Guys I got some very weird news, which may be bad or good depending on the situation.
???: HEY LADY HURRY UP WITH THE INTRO I'M GETTING BORED HERE!!
Me: I CAN TAKE HOW LONG I WANT MR!! sorry that was one of Victurri's kids. Anyway I would like to introduce you to Ship_Kids 2.0! *turns camera around* So the one with the Eye patch and rudely interrupted is named Yukio, or Yuki, however you want to call him.
Yukio: I AM MINI PORK CUTLET BOWL!!
Me: And don't ask why he wears an eye patch, he just thinks it looks cool. So the girl next to him with the platinum hair and fringe is named Nikki. Another one of Victuuri's kids, and is the only one who speaks Russian. Next to her is Koi, the oldest of the Victuuri's kids, and speaks both Russian and Japanese. Yukio mostly speaks Japanese when he has the chance.
Nikki: *in Russian accent* Hello everybody! I am like a mini Victor!
Koi: No, Yukio is like victor, you're mostly like Yuuri.
Yukio: And you are like Uncle Yurio! Mean and angry!
Me: Okay moving on, we Caleb, who is the one with the red jacket and horns. He's the kid of Tomco, and stuff like that, next to him is Haru, Hidekane or Kaneki x Hide's son. He is part ghoul like Kaneki.
Haru: Um- Hi?? *waves nervously at the camera*
Caleb: Hey At least I don't have anger issues like my dad.
Me: But you have Marco's Sass! Okay next up we have Abby in the pyramid designed dress and top hat, and Ryan with the freckles and Bandana. Daughter of BillDip and Son of Zanvis.
Abby: Hell yeah, Bitch! I'm the next dream demon so beware!!!
Ryan: Oh my god, Abby manners! We may have innocent children watching!
Me: Oh please, most of the fangirls are over the innocent stage and have gone from 0 to 100 after reading Fanfics for a day. Next we have Samantha in the blue plaid shirt and black and white striped shirt, and Klue with the brown hair with the bottom half dyed blue and the red scarf. Both Sons of Garruence or GarrothxLaurence, whatever you want to call their ship name, and Vlydante, Vylad x Dante.
Samantha: And to be clear I'm a guy, not a girl, so just call me Sam. Samantha sounds like I'm a girl.
Klue: Samantha is a non gender, so it's both, Klue is too I think.
Me: Also Klue is the master at card games, along with gambling so anyone who challenges him is going to lose a lot.
Klue: Favorite Gambling game is Poker. Played it with my whole family, along with Aphmau and her friends, and won the whole thing. All had to give me something valuable for at least a year till we played again.
Sam/Ryan: That was like hell, playing with him.
Me: I could tell... And last, but not least, we have Rylan or Rylie. The kid of BirdFlash, or Robin x Kid Flash.
Rylan: Just call me Rylan. Only close friends and family call me Rylie. And just like Sam I am a guy, so don't get me confused with a girl or I'll stick a batarang in your head. *Shows Batarang*
Abby: Ohhh I like this kid already!
Nikki: Why must we have so many boys?? I feel like Tiny must not like girls as much as she likes boys.
Me: I don't mind either genders really, I make some guys feel girly so we can even out the girls and guys, but that fails. I mean, look at Isador for an example. He was supposed to be a girl, but my mind said "nope we make him to guy!"
Caleb: I heard that as "Nope we make him to gay".
Abby: HAHAHAHA!!!! HOW!?!
Me: No Idea, but that's all I have for today, so yeah! And whatever you Sinners do, do not tell the original Ship_Kids. They're already freaked out about the Alpha Ship_kids, I don't need them coming for my head for making more of their kind!
Rylan: Wait, Ship_Kids are a Species???
Me: For me and The Shipping community, yes. yes they are. And to top it this off you guys can ask them questions if you will like, just say "This is for Ship_Kids 2.0" or "Ship_kids 2.0" and just ask. I'm going to hide these guys north of the house into different sections, cause each of my Ship_Parents and Ship_Kids live in a mansion like house with different Sections. *looks at notepad* I might even do one on the Ship_Parents...
Yukio/Nikki/Koi: NO!!
Me: Okay then! And that's it. So yeah, ask them questions or the original. I don't think the Alpha Kids are going to be joining us, but if you would like the whole Ship_kids to come in one area and do a group questions let us know! And that just wraps it up! Again this might be bad news or good depending on the situation, so leave a comment down below to say if it was good or bad.
Yukio: AND OFF THE CAMERA GOES!! *Gets out Caleb's Chainsaw* BYE BYE!!!
Me/Caleb and everyone else: YUKIO NOO!!!
Yukio: *Smashes camera and it goes black*
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Please don't tell the Original Ship_kids! And I hope you enjoyed this. I left the picture of them on top so you can see who is who. BAI!!! :D
~Tiny Sin
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