Percy: Annabeth
Annabeth: Percy
Zeus: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIPPITY SHIP!

Frank: Hazel
Hazel: Frank
Percy: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIPPITY SHIP!

Piper: Jason
Jason: Piper
Everyone: ...
Jason: so no one ships Jasper?
Frank: pretty much

Leo: I'd want to clone myself and then marry that clone.
Annabeth: Leo, that's impossible
Leo: fine I'll marry a Fangirl... :3