Percy: WHAT?!

Percy: WHAT SICK CRUEL TWISTED QUESTION IS THAT!

Annabeth: Calm down, it's not like it's actually gonna happen

Percy: Yeah, you'd never break up with me.

Leo: She wouldn't break up, but what if she died?

Frank: Oh my gods

Jason: What have you done Leo?

Hazel: You have about two seconds to run

Leo: What? What did I do?!

Percy: *tackles Leo* HOW?! HOW COULD YOU ANNABETH IS MY GIRLFRIEND I WILL PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS AND SHE WILL NOT DIE BECAUSE SHE IS SMART AND I AM WITH HER *keeps ranting*

Annabeth: *pulls Percy off Leo* That's really sweet but Percy stop. It's not like it's real.

Percy: But?! But?!

Nico: *Splashes Percy's face with water*

Percy: Thanks man. I needed that.

Nico: No problem.

Percy: Okay back on task. Annabeth don't kill me but I'd probably date Rachel.

Annabeth: It's fine. I'm not planning on breaking up with you, or dying.

Percy: But if I had to pick a dude....

Piper: Oh geez

Percy: It would totally be Jason

Jason: Bro...?

Percy: Bro!

Nico: *facepalms* You're not my type. *walks out of the room*

Piper and Annabeth: *looks at each other half in shock and half annoyed*

Thalia: It's never too late to join the hunt.