"...Scott ever became pregnant with Vincent's child?" Twitch finished reading out the question.

"What!?!" Scott protested, "I did what!?!"

Mike was suddenly on his feet, "Woah, woah, woah, woah. OK, I want to know two things. One. Scott, how the hell is it even possible that you're pregnant!?!"

"But I'm no-" Scott tried to protest but Mike ignored him.

"Two. How the hell are you pregnant with Vincent's child unless you..." Mike suddenly came to a realization.

Everybody turned to look at Vincent who winked back at them. Scott cottoned on to what Mike meant and blushed a dark red.

"But I- we didn't! I wouldn't! There's no way that-" he stuttered out in explanation, but nobody was listening.

"Well, then, how are you pregnant otherwise?" Mike raised an eyebrow.

"But I'm not!" Scott exclaimed, trying to get his point across.

"Shall we name it Violet, dear?" Vincent asked him, grinning an insanely wide grin.

"I'M. NOT. PREGNANT!" Scott was really flustered by this point, but it only encouraged Mike and Vincent's teasing.

"Would you prefer a girl or a boy? I must say I'm rather excited by the news~" Vincent purred.

"Scott, we always knew you liked Vincent, but I must say I never thought you liked him that much~" Mike's grin was almost as wide as Vincent's.

"I DON'T LIKE VINCENT!" Scott shouted.

You might wonder why Twitch didn't stand in at this point and help Scott out but it was because she was ~not nosebleeding *nervous laugh*~ enjoying this far too much to stop it.

"Really, Scott? You're blushing quite a bit for somebody who doesn't~" Mike was having way too much fun with this.

Scott blushed even darker and glared at Mike. Vincent's grin widened impossibly.

"Well, Scott, answer the question. What would you do if you were pregnant?" Twitch had recovered enough to speak.

"Well, I'd probably freak out at first, seeing as that's biologically impossible, but... if the kid survived of course I'd look after it. And... probably with Vincent," Scott mumbled.

"I'd love to look after it, seeing as it's mine," Vincent shrugged, "But I don't think I'd make the best Dad."

"No joke," Twitch rolled her eyes.