(( T/N (Twitch's note). Sorry for the title. BUT IT'S TRUE '~' ))

(( I actually felt embarrassed for Vince during writing this xD ))

"OK, this is the perfect time to say it. Fml," Vincent said when Twitch gave him his dare. "Are you serious?"

"Hey, don't blame me," Twitch grinned. "I'm just doing this for the fun of watching you guys embarrass yourselves."

Vincent groaned. "Fine, fine, fine... I'll do it."

~FLASH! A blinding timeskip! To the next day, just as everybody was arriving.~

Vincent was standing in the middle of the pizzeria. He took a deep breath.

"Vincent," Mike said as he walked in. "What're you doing?"

"Mike? Kill me now..." Vincent said, and then the pizzeria lights dimmed.

"W-What's going on?!" Jeremy asked as he walked in.

The music started.

"Stuck in a limbo~ Me and my sins go toe-to-toe~" Vincent sang lowly.

Fritz dropped the hotdog he'd been eating and stared at the scene. "Mike, help, my hotdog had drugs in it."

"You're not tripping, Fritz, this is actually happening..." Mike sniggered.

"I'm no good for you~ This heart ain't built for two~ So, run away! Run away! 'Cause I'm no, I'm no, I'm no good for you~"

"If only Scott was here to see /this/! Where is he, by the way?" Mike asked.

Jeremy shrugged. "L-late, I g-guess."

Vincent spun around, and when he turned back around to face everyone, he was wearing suspenders and a white jacket ((the title picture, pretty much)). "I'm a, I'm a, I'm a love killer! I'm a, I'm a, I'm a love killer! I'm a, I'm a, I'm a killer~"

At that moment, Scott walked in. Vincent looked up at him and grinned his classic cheshire-cat grin.

He ran to Scott's side "Bootleg emotions, bottled up explosions, intoxicating you~ Learning of the truth," He winked and Scott squeaked. "I'm your seventh sin, exiting through your skin, intoxicating you~ 97 proof..."

"W-What is going on!?" Scott asked as Vincent danced around him.

"Observe the mating call of the purple grape," Mike said casually to Jeremy, as if he was narrating a documentary.

"I'm. No. Good for you~ This heart ain't built for two~" Vincent pushed Scott up against the wall.

Scott's eyes widened and he blushed. He squirmed out of Vincent's grip and ran out of the building.

"So, runaway~ Runawaaay~" Vincent winked after him, returned to the middle of the pizzeria and finished up the song. "I'm a, I'm a, I'm a love killer! I'm a, I'm a, I'm a love killer! I'm a, I'm a, I'm a killer~"

The song ended and the pizzeria's lights brightened. Vincent bowed, grinning madly.

"Damn, Vincent, you're good at that," Mike raised an eyebrow. "I think we've found your calling."

"I think Scotty liked it~" Vincent replied.

"Speaking of which, we need to convince him it's safe to come back in here without being ambushed," Fritz said.

"But it's not," Vincent pointed out.

Twitch came out, laughing to the point of tears. "That was awesome! Did you see Scott's face?!"

"Trust me, I wouldn't have missed it for the world," Vincent's grin returned.

"That was the coolest dare ever! Thanks Deon, and Lizzie/Deon for the song request," Twitch laughed.