jayeatsmacaroniCAN WE HAVE A HUGE BIRTHDAY FOR WASHINGDAD SINCE ITS HIS BIRTHDAY!!?like right now???

WashingDADoh no....*sigh* listen, last time i had a birthday it-

Alexander: HELL YEAH!! DONT WORRY DAD, WE'LL MAKE THIS THAT BEST PARTY YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE!!!

WashingDADNO!!! PLEASE DONT!!

John: ITS TO LITTLE TO LATE WASHINGTON!!!

Hercules: WE NEED TO MAKE A CAKE. NO. A HUUUGGGGEEE CAKE!!!

Lafayette: we dont even have the ingredients.

Jefferson: *breaks the door open* I GOT THE STUFF!!! TO THE  KITCHEN!!

Everyone but washinton, burr and madison: TO THE KITCHEN!!!! *they run into the kitchen*

burr: i give it like 10 minutes before they explode the kitchen

Madison: i give it 5.

WashingDADNo need to please time boys...its gonna happen in...3...2...and...

                 PHRWWWWWWRWWWEEE!!!

John: OH SHIT!! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!! SOME GET WATER!!! *runs out with Alex bridal style* YOU WILL BE SAFE MY PRINCESSES!!!

Alexander: *holds on to john* I SET THE MICROWAVE ON FIRE!! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BAKE A HOT POCKET!!!

Memegy: im making this into a meme!! *takes photos*

Angelica: I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO!! YOU WILL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH ILL TELL YOU THAT! *grabs her sisters out of the kitchen*

Lafayette: *picks up hercules* lets go amor, you will die i wasn't here

Madison: *runs in the fire with a bowl of water and pours it on* there! its out...wait...why is Thomas in fridge??

Thomas: i told Alexander that he wasn't cool like me so then he shoved me into here so i could be "cooler".

Madison: pff- well lets go you idiot! *takes Thomas out*

WashingDADThis happens every birthday. this is why every year we get a new microwave. 

Camila: *coughs up smoke* I WAS STILL IN THERE!! anyways...LEAVE US MORE ASKS AND DARES!!