Today, we have finally gotten hold of the infamous Sirius Black once again and we do have a lot of interesting questions lined up. So Sirius, pick which one you want to answer first.

First of all, don't say it like you couldn't get a hold of me as if it's my fault. I got into a lot of boring detentions, had to even clean up the trophy room once and if I had questions to answer back then, it would have made it slightly bearable.

You were the one who couldn't get any time on your hands and let me tell you I am very offended.

I'm sorry, I have a Muggle life I must tend to. And unlike Hogwarts, we don't get dark wizards crashing our examinations at the last minute.

What are you talking about? What dark wizards? We were never lucky enough to get our exams crashed. 

And why did you make these questions into chits like we're playing charades or something? Anyways, I pick this one.

viss_sy: Sirius, how was it like for you growing up? Were you close with your siblings when you were younger?

Growing up... Are we really grown up by now or are we still in the process?

Anyways, growing up for me was quite normal unlike what many people would like to believe. True, there were ups and downs, I got onto the wrong side of things pretty often but it was nothing like the Cruciatus curses for breakfast sort of drama that circulates the school.

Nope. My parents were somewhat decent people when I was not enrolled in Gryffindor, in fact they were not that horrible after the sorting too (minus a few Howlers each month), but it was until I started really going against their ideals that things became really strained between us.

As for siblings, I have only one. And I was quite close with Reg before, used to refer to him as a little puppy I had to show the ropes to.

Ah the good old days...

Change the question before I actually start to miss my family because I just recalled that I am disowned and it wouldn't make any difference to them whether or not I miss them.

emily_shurley: Which one of the marauders is the mostly likely to be a stripper and people would have no idea?

Oooooh, good one.

If I was a stripper, everyone would have an idea so no, not me then.

Let me think... I don't know why but I feel like Remus could totally be a tripper and no one would have a clue. I mean except me, of course, I would definitely know if any such sort of thing was going on. 

But yeah, this is a hypothetical situation. Rem is not a stripper. Don't say anything that will make him kill me.

emily_shurley: What were your elective subjects in 3rd year and what did you pick after your O.W.Ls?

I feel like this is a question you should ask Moons.

Are we even supposed to remember the subjects we pick? I picked all that Moony did but then I dropped Astronomy because I couldn't keep a straight face while studying. Most of the constellations we had to study already exist as people around me and then I would recall something embarrassing about them and laugh my head off in class.

Oh then I dropped Arithmancy and Ancient Runes as well, I figured I would fail either way if  kept them so what's the point? At least now I'll have two less Ts on my report.

You give off the impression that you're a bad student but that's not true.

Hush, you know nothing.

I am a terrible student.

Terrible.

Okay... Well we don't have more reader questions so I will have to fill in for that. 

Sometimes I think maybe something is wrong here. How can you post a book about me and not have enough questions from readers? That sounds like a very you problem too.

Oh come on, maybe it's a you problem.

So you do admit I am the problem? Hi, it's me, the living breathing problem of Hogwarts.

Never mind, we'll just resume with the questions.

If I... I mean if someone were to give you Amortentia, hypothetically of course, then what would it smell like to you?

Hypothetically?

Of course, I mentioned that, didn't I?

Sounds suspicious.

Come on, just answer it. Oh... You're looking at Remus again...

Yeah. Do I have to still give an answer?

But aren't you supposed to smell like three or four things that you are attracted to? I heard from someone that they could smell freshly mown grass, spearmint toothpaste and parchment.

Explains why you are a Muggle.

Hey!

How are they able to even tell the smells apart? I smell only one distinct person and that's it. You know who it is. He's glaring at me right now, I think I fell a bit more for him by now.

Anyways, why did you even ask this question?

I was just asking for a friend who is right now very respectfully looking at you and Remus.

Why she looking at Remus?

I said respectfully, come on.

You, my lady, are being hella suspicious right now. Even Remus can tell.

Remus is usually the first to tell when someone's being suspicious.

See, and I am the oblivious one yet even I know.

Okay fine, I give up. No more questions from me.

So you're finally leaving. Good. Think of more interesting questions next time and fetch me whenever I am in detention. You'll get plenty of opportunity for that because usually, I am in detention. It's to the point I feel like I should be given some acknowledgement for being the record holder of most detentions ever.

If Peeves was a student, he might have held that record too.

Thou dare compare me to a poltergeist?

Sorry sorry, go get your man and I will go think of more questions.

Excuse me?

Nothing, nothing. See you with the next chapter. Bye!

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