Sorry for not updating this, just uhhh-

Motivation did not want to be until now

Sabre: Uhhhh-

Rainbow: ...What if we try drinking them now-

Sabre: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Rainbow: It might not be that dangerous, since we're fused we're a lot more durable than before and-

Sabre: No.

Rainbow: Why??

Sabre: Look, I might be wrong with this, but I'm not risking any of my people's theories of what a 'love potion' would do actually being true.

Rainbow: And those are...?

Sabre: Either it's a weird form of alcohol or... uh...

Rainbow: Or what?

Sabre: ...y'know what I don't even wanna say it.

(1)

Sabre: Yep.

Rainbow: That's been proven many, many times.

(2)

Both: Don't have one.

Rainbow: Picking a favorite color runs the risk of offending literally every other color.

Sabre: It's stupid, yes, but we'd rather not.

These both involve plushies so I'm just gonna-

(Sabre and Rainbow are currently facedown in the plushie pile)

(Before the Thing)

Rainbow: *bluescreened*

Sabre: What? No I don't.

(After the Thing)

Both: ...Oh.

Sabre: HA-

Rainbow: GOSH DANG IT-

(They suddenly have many weapons, both makeshift and properly made. Imagine it like those old video game traveling merchants that have tons of stuff on them, but with weapons and instead of trading items they wanna trade punches.)

Both: Try me.

That's all of the questions, but I'm adding situations just because :b

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(Those of you that read ChromaTober know what this is about)

Rainbre: *Just standing at the kitchen counter*

Dark: (Walking in) Hey guys, do you- Guys?

(Dark tries to get their attention)

Dark: (Waving a hand in front of their face) Hellooooo? Sabre? Rainbow?

Rainbre: *Still nothing*

Dark: (Panic setting in and running out of the kitchen) TIIIME, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN-

(It later turns out that Sabre and Rainbow were fine and just having an internal argument on what to have for lunch and accidentally tuned out literally everything else)

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(The side effects of being a fusion/artificially created:)

Time: (Has power fluctuation issues that can either make him over-energized which causes him to accidentally do things or leaves him 100% out of energy)

Dark: (Has bone issues that's basically arthritis in everything and makes his joints lock up sometimes)

Rainbre: (Absent seizures and tends to get sick more often because of messed-up systems due to the way they were fused)

Green: (Basically both their therapist and household medic at this point) I definitely have my work cut out for me in pretty much every way possible.

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(I know phones don't exist in RQ but pretend for this one thing-)

Prof. Red: (Slamming open the door) Where are you, you living enigma of science?!

Sabre: (Calling M because Rainbow is too busy being scared to do anything) M, come get your senile crackhead, he's broken into the house again.

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Somebody: (Attacks wherever the duo is living)

Rainbre: (Charging lightning) I will split you like a log.

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K das it for now